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Most embarrassing skiing experience

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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
lets here your most embarrassing skiing experience!
mine is probably getting my tip caught while getting on the lift and flipping off of it or trying to do a drop under the chair at baker and double ejecting on landing
Oct 15 2012 8:56PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
doubt it. im hitting up the park for the first time this year. stories will follow
Oct 17 2012 6:16PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
your a racer so i imagine it must b pretty embarrassing just to ski around with those leotards and those ugly ass helmets and poles
Oct 17 2012 6:19PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
I was talking to kyletshreddin haha
Oct 17 2012 6:30PM
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MAPLE_SYRUP
Posts: 1910 - Karma: 68
Definitely that Sunday morning when i tried to fart but only Sharted in the woods. this was after a night of heavy drinking of cheap vodka while eating doritos. Needless to say, my underpants were ruined, I had to get naked on a well cleared glade trail with families wizzing by. I then proceeded to wipe my ass with snow. The only fun part was throwing shit snowballs at a tree as I fought back tears.

Skiied 2 more hours after this event b/c the snow was good
/claim
Oct 17 2012 7:06PM
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Jro.
Posts: 628 - Karma: 655
I got Nailed by a snowboarder once when I was little and at shit
Oct 17 2012 7:11PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
*note i am pretty small* I was at windless and the Gremlinz were there.. they had some competition thing where you had to take a flag from them and run back to the safe zone.... While running back i ran to the side and didnt realize there was the trampoline rope things there attached from tree to tree. I got close lined and fell on my ass, *On the bright side! I got opening clip in the Windells Crash edit for 2012!*


Oct 17 2012 7:19PM
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Wulfty
Posts: 344 - Karma: 1,876
Back when I was just a little youngin, I tried to be like all the cool kids and do a rail instead of whatever the fuck was being taught to me at the time. So I'm skiing up, and for whatever reason, I thought that skis magically stuck onto rails, keeping people from falling off. My little underdeveloped brain decides that I'm just going to keep going straight and just jump onto the rail without turning. I make it up to the rail and jump on all according to plan. Now keep in mind, I'm like 3 or 4 feet tall at the time, and contrary to my thinking, skis do not magically stick onto rails. After I jump onto the rail, almost immediately my skis slip off to the left and right of the rail, leaving my little boyhood unprotected. My nuts crash down super heavy onto the rail, causing me to throw up. The worst part was that I was stuck on the rail, and my skis didn't pop off and were caught in the snow. I had to wiggle around on my sac in agony for a good 2 minutes before I could get my skis off, and it was another minute or so before I finally crawled my way off the rail. I was scared to go anywhere near the park for 2 or so years after that. Not the best first experience with rails
Oct 17 2012 7:34PM
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Ryanvdonk
Posts: 12808 - Karma: 1,945
well if you aren't falling, you aren't trying

my most embarrassing fall is definitely when i missed a turn for my air on some ice, slid into a revert, then went switch into a mogul field...in a FWT event. wasn't a bad fall, but definitely one of my worst skiing days, and everyone saw it.
Oct 17 2012 7:38PM
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Kebec
Posts: 627 - Karma: 74
it was a epicly snowy day, perfect for trying new tricks and i went on the bunny hill to wait for my friends to get their tickets and i bumped into a little girl when i lost control over a nollie and she started crying and i got my lift ticket taken away and i was being screamed at for half an hour by everyone on the bunny hill while my friends laughed at me and i went home and cried myself to sleep for weeks...
Oct 17 2012 7:57PM
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benlokhorst
Posts: 344 - Karma: 234
Either faceplanting first run underneath the chair and losing my gopro or tomahawking underneath the chair at Louise
Oct 17 2012 7:59PM
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easy.steezy
Posts: 2931 - Karma: 1,056
Right before I left for MHSSC I realized that my buddy and I were gonna be at hood at the same time! He was at Windell's, and I saw him at the top of the the magic mile one day right as he got off the lift with LJ, his coach, and I said sup, but right as I turned around to say hi, somebody pushed me and I did a full split infront of everyone, including my friend, LJ, and my coaches Shea Flynn and Maks Gorham.

Sadly, I ended up sliding like 10 feet in this split, and had to click out of my bindings to get up. Fucking sucked.
Oct 17 2012 8:16PM
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maxwell666
Posts: 554 - Karma: 20
Got hung off a chair going around the bull-wheel by the three prong clip on a strap on my pack that was stuck in the chair, got pulled into the emergency stop bar and the chairlift stopped. my belly button was showing because the pack hiked up my jacket. good times.
Oct 17 2012 9:19PM
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foodbuffet11
Posts: 843 - Karma: 84
I was at, Yagoo valley skiing in late february. My sweatpants got caught on the chair lift and they ripped off with my boxers. Everyone saw everything, despite the fact that my down under area is quite small.
Oct 17 2012 9:41PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
one time i was skiing in the trees real fast, stopped pulled over by this tree and started fapping and for about 2 mins i was fapping then out of no where, this hot as fuckk (definatley rich) MILF comes skiing up in pizzia position, then she gasped real sexy like and i busted my nut right out at her a solid 6" and then she smiled and skied away.....
Oct 17 2012 9:50PM
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sneezin
Posts: 632 - Karma: 430
ski instructing kids that can barely turn... caught an edge skiing switch and ate absolute shit. fucked my thumb up too
Oct 17 2012 9:57PM
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rzarector
Posts: 590 - Karma: 70
one time I was teaching two 6 year olds who were pretty confident skiers.
I was skiing switch in front of them, when we got near the bottom I turned around, but didn't fall right away. about 3 seconds after I was going forward all of a sudden I somehow caught both my inside edges and fell directly on to my chest going about 30k/h. Winded the fuck out of me, the kids laughed their asses off.
Oct 17 2012 10:10PM
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_Garagely_
Posts: 1938 - Karma: 3,198
I'll be there to watch you fail.
Oct 17 2012 10:42PM
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DatPolishSkier
Posts: 18 - Karma: 15
I've had many but my most recent involved me going to hit a down flat rail, hitting the side of the rail and falling 5 ft leading to me slamming on the flat part. Luckily I was ok but felt ashamed since my friend was dying from laughter.
Oct 17 2012 10:50PM
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last_tango
Posts: 2635 - Karma: 2,665
Stomped a jump so hard that my pants and boxers fell to my knees.
Oct 17 2012 10:53PM
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Finkle
Posts: 959 - Karma: 850
More of a joke. But I did say it. I felt pretty bad after the fact. He just copped such an attitude. It was pretty prickish of me but that was half the embarrassment. Got pissed... said some stuff... regret it now.
Oct 18 2012 1:37AM
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FleeceJohnson
Posts: 34 - Karma: 21
My most embarrassing skiing experience would have to be falling off a tbar and being dragged about 100 ft by one of my skis (the binding wouldn't release). To this day I still won't ride tbars.
Oct 18 2012 8:37AM
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0steeze
Posts: 72 - Karma: 38
i cant top the pooping story
Oct 18 2012 8:59AM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
true story.
Oct 18 2012 9:38AM
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kamron_708
Posts: 944 - Karma: 1,129
I was trying some wisardly pole-bouncing will Wesson shit on a huge skullcandy tube. Long story short, once I bounced my right pole(right ski forward also), I immediately observed disaster. I dropped my pole too close to my right ski and the pole got caught on the outside edge of my right ski. Broken wrist, huge edge seperation, nearly broken jaw, no pride. Wasn't fun
Oct 18 2012 9:42AM
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esotericjive
Posts: 1889 - Karma: 1,445
this made me laugh
Oct 18 2012 9:43AM
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duimiesteez
Posts: 113 - Karma: 140
just stomped my run in the park and then hit a side booter... double eject on a straight air
Oct 18 2012 12:32PM
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sNaubi
Posts: 1633 - Karma: 2,357
i was riding normally in the tbar lift and as boring as it is i choose to turn around and ride backwards just for fun and soooo..... when im turning back around like 50m from the top i catch my edge and faceplant... and like 8 people ride by before i manage to get up......
Oct 18 2012 1:00PM
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santos.
Posts: 106 - Karma: 799
Is there any embarrassing ski story that beats this? If there is I haven't heard of it.
Oct 18 2012 1:05PM
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i_did_a_360_once
Posts: 58 - Karma: 19
thats to bad
Oct 18 2012 1:07PM
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ikindalikeskiing
Posts: 1381 - Karma: 142
Not yet there isn't but I can't wait to here it
Oct 18 2012 1:26PM
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Supergyro
Posts: 797 - Karma: 36
Riding way backseat gorilla style and start to initiate my turn when the tips off my skis fly up into the air because I have so much leverage on them. I fall straight on my back in front of the lift.
Oct 18 2012 2:05PM
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Slowbro
Posts: 3671 - Karma: 19,029
Not me but my brother pooped himself landing off of a rail, to be fair it was a few days after dental surgery and he was still on painkillers.
Oct 18 2012 3:45PM
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Bennett.
Posts: 176 - Karma: 945
In 2009 I entered in a big air comp at our local hill. On my last practice run I went for a 1080, clipped sideways, drilled my head into the ground, and started seizing up. The first ski patroller was a fairly good looking chick who had to clear vomit from my throat and rehabilitate me with an oxygen mask. Went to the hospital in an ambulance and got scans of my neck done to make sure it wasn't broken. My friend had set my ringtone for him to a girl moaning, which went off in the middle of my MRI, while checking for brain damage, infront of my parents and the hospital staff. I cut everyone's last practice run, scared the shit out of all of them, and ended up with a large hospital bill. Pretty embarrassing. Went out a week later and learned frontflips even with a pretty serious concussion so that made things a little better I guess haha
Oct 18 2012 7:07PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
i call bs, one does not simply "go for a 1080" especially back in 09
Oct 18 2012 7:14PM
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Bennett.
Posts: 176 - Karma: 945
:43 is me doing a 900 on the same jump. Shitty quality and super penciled because it was my 2nd year park skiing.

Oct 18 2012 7:20PM
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ILLinoisance
Posts: 3527 - Karma: 5,398
WENT FOR THE PENCIL 10, WHEN MY SKI EJACULATED MID-FLIGHT

Oct 18 2012 7:20PM
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GuacamoleMane
Posts: 1421 - Karma: 2,013
well il b darned it may have actually happened
Oct 18 2012 7:23PM
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OrageMothaFucka
Posts: 157 - Karma: 288
Doo a taco on the biggest s rail and end up with a yard sale
Oct 18 2012 7:27PM
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RivetingRooster
Posts: 32 - Karma: 8
My first time skiing my right ski came off and the back of the binding stayed up. This made it impossible to put them back on so I spent the next half hour trying to force my boot into the binding before one of my friends came up and told me. It was right below the lift too so I got a lot of laughs.
Oct 18 2012 7:43PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,462
Caught an edge going into park city's biggest jump on Harper day last year. Bounced off the lip and double ejected. Landed on my back In the slush. Separated shoulder. Oh and it was tight under a lift...
Oct 18 2012 7:57PM
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sagaskier1967
Posts: 3208 - Karma: 227
first day i went skiing. i got on my skis and headed to the lift. the gates were at the bottom of small hill , i couldnt stop and i plowed through two people and took out two fences
Oct 18 2012 8:48PM
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Parks.
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God that video is full of hilarious clips
Oct 18 2012 9:17PM
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steezywannabeezy
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-Every time I've ever tried to impress a girlski.
-The 3247923797234 times I've broken and had to ghetto-rig my cheap-ass non park bindings
-Running into other features after landing switch
-The numerous times I've had to beg one of the resort's managers not to cut my pass for being a douche.
-There were two parallel boxes about two feet apart at the bottom of my park by the lift line. I tried to get on both boxes with a 1 and riding it out switch. I double ejected and went flying onto my back three times in a row in front of a big crowd.
Oct 18 2012 9:39PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
How the hell can you do 10s before being able to do a frontflip!? I can't even do 5s but I can do backflips.
Oct 19 2012 11:17AM
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ILLinoisance
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i can do 10s, cork 10s, doublish 10s, and i can't frontflip, backflip, or slide a rail or box left foot forward. granted, i've never tried the things i "can't" do, but i still can't say that i can do them.
Oct 19 2012 11:25AM
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A-Mac.
Posts: 261 - Karma: 71
First year skiing I was heading down to the small park, I came in with too much speed, lost control and took out 2 skiers standing at the top along with the sign at the top of the park. After that I then went to try a switch up on a flat down box, lost a ski and fell off it flat on my back from about 4ft on ice directly under the lift and just laid there for a solid 5 minutes.
Oct 19 2012 7:29PM
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Mag
Posts: 8155 - Karma: 14,809
oh, so it's just a matter of confidence, It's not that you physically can't.
Oct 20 2012 10:47AM
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THUGwife
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 301
I have like a chronic fear of missing the drag lift when it comes around. that would suck.
Oct 20 2012 1:10PM
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ILLinoisance
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basically.
Oct 20 2012 1:22PM
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MaryO
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Well I was skiing in the Windells lane, traversing across to the park on the far side,and I unexpectedly dipped down into a depression, buried my tips and popped out of my bindings, landing at the feel of John Kutcher. He said "are you alright?" I was fine,came up laughing, but it was an embarrassing way to meet haha. 
Oct 20 2012 1:36PM
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