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skiierman
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So I was sitting on the top bleacher watching a field hockey game and my 'friend' comes up behind me and shoves this stick into my asshole, my shin smacks the bleacher in front of me, the back of that leg cramps up, my neck cramps up and my left man boob does also for a good 10 seconds. Seriously I would wish this pain upon no one... well maybe Bush.



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Oct 23 2004 9:01AM
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Kotelet
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worst pain ever: overrotating a backflip on a 30 feet kicker landing on my back, pressing my ribs together from the back up and crushing the cartilage on my chest. Couldn't breathe properly for two weeks after that and had chest pains for about three months.

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Oct 24 2004 5:06PM
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dg101
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try getting a nurple till puss comes out from around your tits
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Oct 24 2004 8:00PM
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sherpasrock
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i did break my back, in 5 places. hit a 60' goin to fast, the only thing i remember was that after the lip, i saw my skiis in front of me, i started falling back, and then i hit the ground, landed on my back. i over shot the whole landing, flew like 80'. luckily all the fractures were postterior (broke away from the spinal cord) and i didnt need surgery. im now 100%, and ready for some more skiing!!!
Oct 28 2004 6:38PM
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M+M
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i once got a booboo on my pinky, i got a bandaid though...............and my mommy kissed it

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Oct 28 2004 6:40PM
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homestead
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i think the worst pain is a shot to the nuts. damn that hurts

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Oct 28 2004 6:46PM
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reBlocke
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I had really bad shin splints a couple years ago. I was sprinting in Gym and racked my shin on a metal bar (it was some bleacher thing). That's about as bad as it get's without involving broken bones.

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Oct 28 2004 6:49PM
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alisly
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having shin splints and hitting your leg against something hurts like hell!!
Oct 28 2004 6:55PM
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TAK
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Wking up with a broken collarbone hurts like fuck.
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Oct 28 2004 7:04PM
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(Jonesy)
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infected tonsils. absolute worst experience ever. i sat at home for 2 weeks, couldn't eat, talk or smoke.

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Oct 28 2004 7:32PM
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ztragnoB
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some kid in my school a few years back got a newly sharpened pensil right up their ass-hole, i wasnt there but i heard he went into shock and the ambulance had to come.




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Oct 28 2004 7:56PM
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fcskier27
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the worst pain is getting blind sided wen playin lacrosse and waking up on the ground looking at a green sky. y head heurt for a week and my shoulder got seperated, it sucked

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Oct 28 2004 9:58PM
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ilovehead
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Worst pain ever:
Rugby player dislocates leg from hip, goes to hospital. Doctors pop leg back in. Right testicle is in between leg and hip bone... ouch...
actually, i don't know if this is true, but i've heard a story about it... sounds painful.
Oct 28 2004 10:01PM
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fcskier27
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im in pain just hearing baout that


summertime....and the livin's easy

oh well
Oct 28 2004 10:02PM
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lineskier10
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worst pain ive ever felt was after a drank an entire bottle of extremely hot hot sause and about an hour after i do it i was laying there on the ground sweating and shaking in the fetal position i was on the verge of being unconscious it hurt so fucking bad, i guess i was about to go into shock but i didnt, that was some intense shit though, and it was by far the worst pain ive ever felt
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Oct 29 2004 2:29PM
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GVAR510
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sounds intense....god, this shit must hurt.....a kid on my soccer team has shinsplints too, sounds like they hurt like hell w/o getting wacked by a metal bar....



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Oct 29 2004 6:23PM
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holyDINOSAURS
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my little cousin was bitten in the sack by a miniature horse. it tore it open and he got 13 stitches. beat that

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Oct 29 2004 6:40PM
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Soups
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Motorcycle accident at 120mph. Hit the ground wearing nothing but a helmet and shorts and sneakers. Road rash, broke both my legs and arms, my neck, back, feet, every bone in my body...thats the worst pain ever.







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Oct 29 2004 7:34PM
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dg101
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what the fuck! i was laughing for like minutes after i read the one about the horse biting the kids sack ahaha
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Oct 30 2004 12:51AM
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