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WHERE TO BUY A PANDA

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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
We all know you can buy russian wives from The internet. but the real question is, Where can you buy a baby panda on the internet?
Oct 14 2012 11:46PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
Posts: 909 - Karma: 42
Find me a baby sea otter if you can find a baby panda.

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Oct 14 2012 11:47PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
dawwww
Oct 14 2012 11:50PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
better question; Where the fuck can I buy a polar bear?
Oct 14 2012 11:52PM
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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
+K
Oct 14 2012 11:55PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Forget that, I'll be fine with a Maine Coon.
Oct 14 2012 11:55PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
theres a maine coon breeder near my house
Oct 15 2012 12:53AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
I have a Maine Coon. You jelly?
Oct 15 2012 12:54AM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
That i am. How's having one? they look pretty damn amazing.
Oct 15 2012 12:59AM
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wait.what
Posts: 1694 - Karma: 529
I want a pet deer
Oct 15 2012 1:02AM
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Funkadelic
Posts: 1967 - Karma: 391
He definitely thinks he's the boss and has a personality. Despite his occasional temper he's a really cool cat. Maine Coon's aren't good cats if you want something to curl up with whenever you want. He'll chill with you and snuggle up but it has to be his choice. Otherwise he'll just get pissy and run away from you.
Oct 15 2012 1:49AM
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GrabsForFun
Posts: 1378 - Karma: 396
The cameraman makes it 10 times better!
Oct 15 2012 1:55AM
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skifoo
Posts: 1396 - Karma: 45
check out their website http://www.thewhitepanda.com/home
Oct 15 2012 7:44AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
noob, go to cinnabar islands, in the little house in the very down left corner stands a man, talk to him, and trade your white rhino for a panda...
Oct 15 2012 7:49AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I don't think OP has surf yet
Oct 15 2012 8:15AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,046
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Oct 15 2012 8:35AM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Whatthefuck
Oct 15 2012 8:49AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
I'll sell you mine. 6/10. Has thyroid disease and gum disease and is an attention whore. Will also trade for xl g suit or xl magic suite. NO JIBBERISH
Oct 15 2012 8:54AM
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lbuitendam
Posts: 608 - Karma: 130
i dont know where you can buy one but i found a security for your
panda
http://www.pandasecurity.com/usa/
maybe they know where you can buy one
Oct 15 2012 9:02AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
There are none.
Oct 15 2012 9:03AM
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Laurent.
Posts: 10054 - Karma: 25,277
We have best Panda babies in the world.

10.000 € for one panda
19.000 € for two + free visit from 14-year old boy/girl (at your choice)


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Oct 15 2012 9:26AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
the best video on the internet!
Oct 15 2012 11:27AM
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Terpskerp
Posts: 82 - Karma: 115
close enough
Oct 15 2012 11:52AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
I used to live down the street from someone who was killed by their pet deer
Oct 15 2012 11:56AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
What a pussy. Who the fuck gets killed by a deer
Oct 15 2012 11:58AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
they go crazy man! if your ever walking through the dark and happen to sneak up on a deer be really quiet because they might attack you
Oct 15 2012 12:00PM
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Big5hifty
Posts: 3243 - Karma: 1,255
Quoting this so that more people can see one of the best posts on NS.
Oct 15 2012 12:26PM
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RICK_ROSS
Posts: 6983 - Karma: 3,342
craigslist?
Oct 15 2012 5:20PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
Try searching for one on the silk road. Also, fun fact! Pandas are related more closely to raccoons than bears.
Oct 15 2012 5:38PM
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Ski_The_E
Posts: 1036 - Karma: 944
Oh yea and it illegal.
Oct 15 2012 5:39PM
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