I like to commence this thread by saying I am, in fact, mad. (For those who aren't inclined to reading, I have included sparknotes at the bottom of the post for your pleasure)
I live in NORTH CAROLINA. I like the WASHINGTON Redskins. I could drive from where I am sitting, writing this thread, and be in D.C. in 5 hours, possibly less. For some reason, (no one really knows, not even TWC!) they chose not to televise the Washington game. Washington games are regularly scheduled in NC and VA (especially VA, since many northern Virginians commute to D.C.), much as how Dallas games are scheduled in Oklahoma. Washington games are also scheduled to be televised alongside Panthers games, but nobody really likes them. I was having a quite shitty day to begin with, but the TWC debacle was the icing on the cake. Also... a SAN FRANSICO baseball game is coming on right now, substantially far away, but the Redskins game is verboten...
Moving on to more germane manners, this is not the first time Time Warner Cable has screwed me in the bum. Please detail how TWC has personally packed your fudge below. If interested, I would like to invite you all to create a "Fucked In the Ass by Time Warner Cable" cult with me.
Sparknotes: I'm really fucking pissed at TWC because I can't watch a football game. I am the epitamy of a stereotypical angry American.
Thank you for taking the time to read my rant.