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If Wallisch afterbangs in the forest and theres no one around to see it, does a gapers head still explode?
Why do snowboarders get all the credit?
No. Your head explodes from the bullet I put between your eyes.
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
No, cause snowboarders get all the credit
"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"Pee in the sink" - rockersteez
Tom wallisch and Afterbangs are so 2008
The guys who talk the most are the ones who ski the least.
Stop posting N00B
If you are mutual friends with tom wallisch, steve stepp, ec headwear, saga outerwear, stept productions, ian cosco or any other popular person you added on FB because you're a 15 year old douche, stop adding me.
If i ignore you don't add me again.
If you really want me to add you, send me a message and 99% chance ill still ignore you.
PS i dare you all to add me in a plot to annoy me more i will then know that you all love me to a great extent sincerely eheath
Depends on whether or not op is masturbating
looks pretty impersonal. not the way i want my toilet
Its funny how all those little niglets in Africa are starving so bad yet in America all we have to do is search under any random vending machine, pick up 4 quarters...then we have enough money for a burger that has as many calories as they will eat in 4 or 5 days.
Is he wearing full tilts?
im gonna go ahead and claim that that was the greatest middle finger ever. Everything was perfect, the stance, the extension, the swift flip, the form, etc. This guy is a pro. - nifty_shifty
I just fanboyed all in my pants. - AlbinoMoose after receiving a PM from Steve Stept
what the fuck is a friendzone? tie that fucking skank up with extension cord in an abandoned horse barn and show her your fucking disco stick. that will teach her not to say "no" - pomme-de-terre$
I dare you, I double dare you mother fucker say what one more god damn time
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