It's actually called football, but Americans are fucking retarded and decided to name it something completely different from the rest of the world, then call a different sport football, when it should really be called handegg. Also, based on this post, you definitely suck to hang out with, you ignorant fuck.
Do you think pros have fun when they are training so they can win comps and put food on the table to support their baby momma? Fuck fun its all about the Cash serious people need to eating and eating is not always fun
"half of ns isn't old enough to care about this shit and the other half is too high to do anything about it"
What a strike. If he had picked a corner that'd be a stellar goal.
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
I was at a skatepark once, and this dad had his little girl on like a barbie trike or something. He had her gown down a bank, which met the ground at a kinda sharp angle. So as soon as she rolled up to it I told my friends she's gonna hit the bottom and flip because of that. Sure enough, when her front wheel hit it the bottom she flipped forward and faceplanted hard.