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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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So, I was just looking around on the interwebz when I found what I believe to be the WORST Harry Potter fan fiction I believe to be written. I'm not sure why, but I managed to sit through the whole story and still live to tell the tale. This story almost gave me cancer. See how far you can get through it before your head explodes.

Read it here

Or watch this guy who runs a TF2 server I play on read it.


(Clicky if the video doesn't work : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFPi_Jm3dOo )


FUN FACTS

1. My Immortal has approximately 246,889 grammar mistakes. In the first chapter.
2. The author, Tara Gillesbie is TOTALLY "goffik"
3. The main story of My Immortal, besides the majority of it being Tara's fashion sense, is having sex with "thingies" and an ongoing war between the "goffs" and "preps".
4. Your eyes will most likely bleed after the first 6 chapters/
5. Tara never actually read any of the damn books.
Oct 10 2012 1:45PM
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cbj
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This sounds fucking hilarious, going to maybe read it. Did you finish it Honeydew?
Oct 10 2012 1:47PM
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theabortionator
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Sounds lovely
Oct 10 2012 1:48PM
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cbj
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I'm retarded didn't see that you said you did lol
Oct 10 2012 1:49PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Haha yes I did, unfortunately. I came out older, but no wiser.
Oct 10 2012 1:49PM
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theabortionator
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OP must be wrong about it. SEems people love it. Already have a movie coming out.




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Oct 10 2012 1:49PM
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Puns
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got to 1:46. also hyrule shield
Oct 10 2012 1:51PM
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cbj
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Read the first few paragraphs. This shit is mad whack.
Oct 10 2012 1:55PM
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twin-tip-hero
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made it 5:25.....I hate people.
Oct 10 2012 1:56PM
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cbj
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"I felt a little depressed, so I slit one of my wrists" just nonchalantly....
Oct 10 2012 1:58PM
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bo0b
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Hahahahaha that video is gold. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE"... It was....Dumbledore!
Oct 10 2012 2:00PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Aliento is quite the beast haha
Oct 10 2012 2:16PM
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mowglii
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ahahahahaha oh man thats funny

Oct 10 2012 2:23PM
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k-rob
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WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ahahahaha oh man this is too fucking funny
Oct 10 2012 2:42PM
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cbj
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What the fuck did I just read. Here's my review on it. The writing was awful, and got progressively worse and had more spelling mistakes as it went along. The ending made no sense at all. Was Snape a bad guy or good guy? Where the hell did Voldemort go? These questions were left unanswered. What I could not comprehend is how the main characters name was different every 10 seconds. First it was Ebony, then Enoby, then Egogy, then TaEbory. What the hell. The use of "tearz of blood" was extremely overdone. Overall I give this story 10/10, because it was so stupid and awful that it was actually slightly comedic, even if comedy was unintentional.
Oct 10 2012 2:52PM
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JaayLaay
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wtf did i just read....
Oct 10 2012 2:54PM
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theabortionator
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Clearly it left you on the edge of your seat wanting more. You won't admit it, but secretly you want to know how it all plays out.
Oct 10 2012 3:00PM
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theschneidler
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I didn't know you could kill a vampire with a steak!
Oct 10 2012 3:22PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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I believe this is how.


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Oct 10 2012 9:46PM
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a_burger
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Sweet god what the actual fuck is this. My mind is blown away by the absolute amount of wtf in that op And I only made it a few minutes into the video....
Oct 10 2012 9:50PM
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theschneidler
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We should start a support group for everyone who got through the whole thing.
Oct 10 2012 10:03PM
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Ski_Alot
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hahaha Dumbledore layed down the law
Oct 10 2012 10:04PM
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.Jacob
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Oct 10 2012 10:08PM
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MADDECENT
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i didnt make it through the first sentence
Oct 10 2012 10:11PM
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Amadeus.
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Watched the whole thing. Shit was fucking hilarious.
Oct 10 2012 10:14PM
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cbj
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I will admit watching him read is much better than reading it
Oct 10 2012 10:28PM
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cubber
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Hahaha that 1st chapter did indeed have over 200,000 grammar errors yezzir
Oct 10 2012 11:25PM
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AT-AT
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Any one else catch the zelda shield in the background of the video?
Oct 11 2012 12:33AM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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Did you just watch the video I posted or the other ones he did? He's done quite a few haha
Oct 11 2012 10:14AM
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S.RUZYCKI
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so weird haha

Oct 11 2012 11:48AM
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GrabsForFun
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I really tried to watch the whole first video, I really did haha.

Does anyone know how many chapters there are?
Oct 11 2012 12:08PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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35 chapters!
Oct 11 2012 12:10PM
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GrabsForFun
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I´m not sure what to think about that haha
Oct 11 2012 4:41PM
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