So, I was just looking around on the interwebz when I found what I believe to be the WORST Harry Potter fan fiction I believe to be written. I'm not sure why, but I managed to sit through the whole story and still live to tell the tale. This story almost gave me cancer. See how far you can get through it before your head explodes.
What the fuck did I just read. Here's my review on it. The writing was awful, and got progressively worse and had more spelling mistakes as it went along. The ending made no sense at all. Was Snape a bad guy or good guy? Where the hell did Voldemort go? These questions were left unanswered. What I could not comprehend is how the main characters name was different every 10 seconds. First it was Ebony, then Enoby, then Egogy, then TaEbory. What the hell. The use of "tearz of blood" was extremely overdone. Overall I give this story 10/10, because it was so stupid and awful that it was actually slightly comedic, even if comedy was unintentional.
Like barbeque, or maybe ranch, but awesome flavored.