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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
k, what would you most like to see as a slogen on a sticker

-Snowboarders Can handle Both Feet
-You kow what they say, the shorter the board, the shorter the manhood
- Racing is for pussies

if you have any better ideas, feel free to give. ive tried nothing and im all out of ideas..



Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 19 2002 12:16PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'ski naked' i saw that one somewheres


'skiiers play rough'

'skiiers do it in the butt'

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 12:43PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

that is definatly one that needs to be on a sticker... thats fuckin hilarious..

i hear ya there brotha!! haha..wait no.. shit

peace dmb

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 19 2002 1:13PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
how about 'place sticker here' or 'skiers don't belong in the park'

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 2:55PM
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LauraAnn
Posts: 707 - Karma: 31
what about:
ur mom RIDES a snowboard.

i heard that somewhere but im not to sure where.
Jun 19 2002 2:57PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
uh, i think thats already a sticker

make stickers that say skiing sucks, id slap em on my helmet or skis or whatever
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seth

Fairygirl: Why must you be so damn good looking? Why?? lol
nipe: Thats right Diabhal, because we're skiers
Jun 19 2002 3:05PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
yes thats a line sticker...but ill have thw 'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'

ill have them made if 3 other people wanna go in on it..split up the stickers and costs...anyone interested in giving 10 bucks to get a cool sticker?


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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 3:18PM
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alex_uk
Posts: 812 - Karma: 10
'insert witty snowboarder insult here' could be quite a good one

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Don't go easy on each other just because you're brother and sister. I want to see you both fighting for your parents' love.
- HOMER SIMPSON
Jun 19 2002 4:00PM
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taimaishu
Posts: 533 - Karma: 23
'im a skier and i like boobs'

hows that?




I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jun 19 2002 4:02PM
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Ski_Instructor_Mike
Posts: 6146 - Karma: 72
'My mom says I'm special'

'Do I look dumb? seriously?'

'No, my skis aren't on backwards'

'Tell 'em a hooka-smoking caterpillar has given you the call: www.newschoolers.com'

'Ok!!! quit staring'

'These aren't wierd skis I just broke my snowboard'

MD... Dain bramaged.
Jun 19 2002 4:12PM
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RiverRipper
Posts: 700 - Karma: 9
I have an old old freeze one that says 'have you bitch slapped a snowboarder today.' I have another one that says 'twisters suck' and then there is the legendary 'FIS sucks', I that says 'I bought my snowboard at the Gap.' or, 'Corporate America has already exploited snowboarding and skateboarding...I am keeping it real until I get a big check.' Probably too long though...

FUCK JOEYS would be good too

Conformity, I'll never swallow. The world today full of pain and sorrow. Apathy, I'll never follow.
Stretch Arm Strong
Jun 19 2002 4:16PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
'ask me about the low fat brownies' than put it on the back of your helmet or something for people to read in the liftline.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 4:22PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
www.thestickergiant.com or something like that has one that says 'ski naked' kind of funny

how bout a biohazard sign with the words no snowboarding or the words snowboarding in a no smoking sign



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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 4:24PM
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Kev
Posts: 7411 - Karma: 35
'Sponsered By Your Mom'



Sponsered By your Mom.
This is Rated M for Sex, Violence and Mayhem.
Jun 19 2002 4:24PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
these are some funny ones guys..nice.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 19 2002 4:28PM
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vegabond
Posts: 1235 - Karma: 11
sweet.. im makin some stickers.. need some slogans.. those are sweet.. i like the 'No, my skiis arent on Backwards one' and the masterbation one is cool, but kinda pushing the free speech thing

Moe.

Pimps dont pay taxes.
Jun 19 2002 5:18PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
'booze makes me ski better'

'im high on life'





'Are you kidding me? What is wrong with you?' - Brian McCauly to Chris 'Killer' Killick
Jun 19 2002 5:36PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
'your wife is back at my place waiting for me right now'

'stickers are lame'

'caution slippery when wet' (good for a chick)

'bill gates is my dad'

'fujifilm'

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 5:45PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
I don't know about sticker, but I've been thinking about shirts lately, and the best one would have your name on it, up-side-down. Like you're retarded.

Hmmmm, or for stickers have in really really small type: you are a sucker.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jun 19 2002 5:45PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'your mom was pro life'

ya know what you could do find a common text and color put 2 things on 1 sticker then cut it in half
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 6:08PM
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tremblantripper
Posts: 1501 - Karma: 18
'BEER,
Helping the ugly get laid since 1850'



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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Jun 19 2002 6:12PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
'im gay'
'lick my nuts'
'skiing is for fags'
'keep on truckin''
'hows my skiing call 1800-lickass'




*ski..


Jun 19 2002 6:12PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
'those boobs look heavy,here,let me hold hem for you :)'

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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 6:14PM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
'harvey likes men' - i think ns.com should make these



*ski..


Jun 19 2002 6:18PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
thats mean but o well
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 6:22PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
FUJIFILM!!!!

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 11:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
fujifilm? whhhaaaaaaaaaattt?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 11:57PM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
HAHAHAH some of those are fucking wicked...im going to get sticker paper and make some of them...
i like 'my skis are not backwards.'
---Live for Today---
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Jun 20 2002 12:48AM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
at the bottom of the shirt in really small print put 'if you can read this you might as well suck my dick while youre down here'
Jun 20 2002 1:25AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
no one wants to pay 10$ and get masterbating stickers!!!!! uughghgughghghghghg
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 20 2002 11:38PM
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