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What is something you know but wish you didn't know?

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Bateman
Posts: 8590 - Karma: 8,600
I'll start.

That we are all the outcome of our dads orgasm.

That at some pont im going to die, and I won't get to see a lot of the cool shit that humanity comes up with. I want to see everything we can create.




Oct 7 2012 7:09PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
The knowledge of death isn't a bad thing. It puts a meaningful time restraint on all of us, motivating us to do what we want to before we are gone.



but ill contribute to the thread,

I wish I didn't know that America consumes 1/3 of the world's resources while we are only 5% of the world's population.

I wish I didn't know how much our consumption fucks the third world up.


Oct 7 2012 7:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
I wish I didn't know that if you leave your toothbrush in the open in the bathroom poo particles fall all over it
Oct 7 2012 7:36PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
i know about a best friend cheating on a previous boyfriend (yes, she's a girl) but anyway i wish i didn't know because it hurts my opinion of her a little bit.



that is a very hypocritical statement though, when i was younger and incredible stupid, i've cheated too. can't blame anybody for being pretty disappointed in me who knew about that back when it happened.
Oct 7 2012 7:39PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
i wish i didn't know that she was actually ugly, fucking nighttime
Oct 7 2012 7:42PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
i wish i didn't know she now has a boyfriend
Oct 7 2012 7:44PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
I wish I didn't know she had crabs.
Wait...
Oct 7 2012 7:50PM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
i saw my mom giving my dad a blow job once
Oct 7 2012 7:53PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,500
the deep internet
Oct 7 2012 7:53PM
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KANGAROOJACK
Posts: 361 - Karma: 59
i wish i didn't know she's chubby, or a freshman.
Oct 7 2012 8:01PM
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
hot girls poop.
Oct 7 2012 8:07PM
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ThundaKilla
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 3,733
Blue waffle. Gross.
Oct 7 2012 8:15PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
anything poop related basically. but shit's so funny
Oct 7 2012 8:16PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
That when you smell something you're really breathing in bits of what you are smelling so next time you smell shit you're breathing in shit
Oct 7 2012 8:18PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,071
That I'm going to spend the rest of my life working, and by the time im done working I'll be too old to have fun.

Oct 7 2012 9:08PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
I wish I never figured out that my favorite teacher had an affair with a student.
Oct 7 2012 9:10PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
knowing somebody close to you that got raped but hardly anybody knows. it's so weird to look at them then that pops in your head, sad sad world
Oct 7 2012 9:11PM
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Dr_Hobo
Posts: 162 - Karma: 24

Some types of Veal used to be made with what was basically cow abortions. When the cow was about a week away from giving birth, the farmer would cut out the calf and kill it for the meat. Because the calf hadn't used it's muscles fully yet, the meat was very tender and highly prized.

Wish i didn't know that, it's so wrong on so many levels.

Oct 7 2012 9:43PM
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midnightmaurader
Posts: 84 - Karma: 10
this is eye opening
Oct 7 2012 9:46PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Who?
Oct 7 2012 9:58PM
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.ZT.
Posts: 5679 - Karma: 2,792
All the videos like 1 guy one jar, 2 kids in a sandbox etc. that my friend made me watch. Ewww
Oct 7 2012 10:01PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
Posts: 1473 - Karma: 439
girls poop and get diarrhea and get constipated and all the same shit i get poop wise
Oct 7 2012 10:02PM
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Toasty.
Posts: 6195 - Karma: 2,278
fuck you...?
Oct 7 2012 10:02PM
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Pikachu.
Posts: 1290 - Karma: 1,641
That one of my best friends has been cutting himself and has been thinking about suicide all summer. Also that he has been out of school for 2 weeks.
Oct 7 2012 10:04PM
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gotti
Posts: 4269 - Karma: 4,548
I wish I didn't know that james bond dies in skyfall...
Oct 7 2012 10:09PM
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Lt-Aldo-Raine
Posts: 2309 - Karma: 120
you shut the fuck up now!!!!
Oct 7 2012 10:14PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
I must see to believe.
Oct 7 2012 10:19PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
It's not big, just small hometown shit. Ya know? Northeast PA
Oct 7 2012 10:30PM
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FuckAllOfYou
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 2,518
that you got this from reddit you sunnuva biatch
Oct 7 2012 10:34PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Yeah I'm really sorry lol, I knew I shouldn't have posted that
Oct 7 2012 10:34PM
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Aidan-G
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Haha shit. I thought you were my friend who went to the same high school as me. His icon looks similar to yours and I never read your name after a quick glance at your icon. My bad haha
Oct 7 2012 10:36PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
there is always someone who it's better than you at whatever you do. such a depressing thought
Oct 7 2012 10:44PM
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Aidan-G
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Unless you're the best, which I am
Oct 7 2012 10:46PM
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Spinoza
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Not really, what's the difference if you're not the best in the world
Oct 7 2012 10:47PM
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K-Dot.
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just everyone has it built in to strive to be the best at whatever they do so it's disappointing to know that all your effort does really matter
Oct 7 2012 10:53PM
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Spinoza
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Just live your life, fuck what everyone else is doing
Oct 7 2012 10:54PM
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Joebin
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I wish I never knew that Santa doesnt exist. Christmas will never be as magical.
Oct 7 2012 10:58PM
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K-Dot.
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but everything you do in life is because of other people if you think about it. I agree with you though
Oct 7 2012 10:58PM
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Aidan-G
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Well I have to disagree with that
Oct 7 2012 11:00PM
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Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
How in the hell could a man enoy being awakened at 6:30 a.m. by an alarm clock, leap out of bed, dress, force-feed, shit, piss, brush teeth and hair, and fight traffic to get to a place where essentially you made lots of money for somebody else and were asked to be grateful for the opportunity to do so?
-Charles Bukowski

Fuck life.
Oct 7 2012 11:04PM
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K-Dot.
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well what's your argument?
Oct 7 2012 11:08PM
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B-runge
Posts: 16558 - Karma: 360
i wish i didnt know that you stole this from reddit
Oct 7 2012 11:08PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
My argument is that there are things I do for myself with no reason other than I wanted to
Oct 7 2012 11:09PM
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Aidan-G
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Congratulations! You have been given 10 internet points for seeing this same concept on a different site! Spend them wisely!
Oct 7 2012 11:14PM
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K-Dot.
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examples?
Oct 7 2012 11:27PM
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Aidan-G
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I'm assuming you want an example where someone can be better at the action being done. So, example: When I play a video game with friends it's not for my friends, it's because I want to play that video game
Oct 7 2012 11:31PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
there's such a thing as "redneck porn"
Oct 7 2012 11:34PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
yeah, it's called bestiality





lol seewhatididthere.jpg
Oct 7 2012 11:37PM
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.AR6rider.
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I work out because I want to be healthy and feel good. I ski/ride bikes because it's fun and I enjoy myself when I do it. I don't do these things for other people.
Oct 7 2012 11:43PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Or incest...
Oct 7 2012 11:43PM
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act.resist
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yup, one day i was curious and googled it. first 2 seconds i hear a pig and a goat and im like...Click for larger image
Oct 7 2012 11:48PM
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