Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
"fraps gives my computer viruses" - 306.
"The best way to get rid of a boner is to think of something extremely gay" - SourSteezle
"my balls have a little green on them." - harpoon
"Pee in the sink" - rockersteez
i was waiting for the tiny nerdy kid in the light blue to get knocked the fuck out. then he does this cool ass cork 7 shit. damn`
"Two words would be like pow and fun. fun pow.. FUNPOW" Sean Pettit
ďThis life I am living, what I do everyday, I mean itís unreal, Itís every single day I ski, every single day I am out in the mountains with my friends, I love so much, Itís like the righteous day, the fullest day, itís every day man, it is an absolute blessing to be doing what Iím doing and never will I take it for grantedĒ - CRJ
"Fuck those "LMS if you remember this" "LMS if you brush your teeth" "LMS if you want to fingerblast a hippopotamus into submission" FUCK ALL THOSE FUCKING FUCKERS. WE ALL REMEMBER WHAT A FUCKING RING POP IS."-Forcillo
"everytime it snows my dick takes a beating"
there'd probably be NOTHING more terrifying than facing an army riding moose. They're fucking huge, aggressive, unpredictable and fast. Mount up.- gordie.$
"I'd really like to get my name out so I can piss on 13 year old girls and get away with it, do a shit load of heroin, autograph boobs without it being harassment and then finally blow my brains out when the fame gets to me."
"i was going to post something demeaning and funny about the op, but then i saw that TechnoPotamus did so now i find it unnecessary."
"Professor Potamus has a PhD in Newschoolers."
This isn't actually true. As someone who spent virtually his entire high school dodgeball career playing under the waist-down rule, I can tell you that jumping doesn't get you out of trouble. It is possible to jump over some low shots, but most people throw at around waist height, so much of the time you'd actually jump into the throw rather than over it.
/analysing the nuances of dodgeball.
all it would be is dubstep and kids talking about weed. bunch of flat brims or kids wearing touqes titled back half over their head, and probably wear their coolest street wear t-shirt and shoes..kids complimenting each others sweeeet kicks like a bunch of bitches. also talking about waht sweeet gear they buying this year, even tho they bought new shit last year. coooool. -geteducated