bitches love it when they can see my dick bulging against my outerwear. they are all like "is that a sandwhich for later?" and im all like "no, that is my massive penis sandwiched between the tight fabric of my pants and my inner thigh" - pomme-de-terre
record it with audacity and never have to visit a sketchy site!
Mike Rogge: "Why do you think the best skiers in the world come from the east coast?"
Tom Wallisch: "We've ski'd the worst so the best comes easy."
"On the way down - it's awesome." - CR Johnson
when you a stomp the fuck out of a trick while blasting a sick song and then you throw up gang signs and mime gun blasts and shit and youre all like "YO FUCK THE WORLD IM A YOUNG BLACK MAN WITH A LUCRATIVE RAP CAREER AND I CAME FROM AN IMPOVERISHED FAMILY HOLY FUCK CHECK OUT THIS GANG SIGN" - pomme-de-terre