"I lost my virginity at cheerleeding camp. He just walked into my tent. Boom... alien invasion."
What is with these children and their hingerboppin shenanigans you know. Im trying to practice my balance on the orange oval trails when some flaming' kid with his double curved feet swords comes flyin' by me at 5000 cm/sec backwards. Next thing i know he's doing a whirly boop backward full flip kamikaze grab
damm too bad he didnt strangle him on his way down, he could have provided a feast for all of his radical patrons. This would have been a marvelous offering for them all to gather and rejoice of the days events.
Interior Crocodile aligator, I drive a chevrolet movie thee a-tor!
read this in the same moment it was in the vid as i was scrolling down. lost hard
in all seriousness, i read that 3 times, 1st time i thought what the fuck is he on about, read it again and thought, this fuckbag has to be kidding, read it once more and decided calling you a fuckbag wasnt good enough - sick-as-aids
I love how in slow mo it looks like he dives on top of the deer. hilarious either way.
"tight pants = satanist"-Jcon
"Jiberish is more likely to become a game than jib life is..."-gus555
dress up as a nerd/mormon/dweeb etc. have buisness cards made up with just a big black v on them. go around to girls asking if they will take your Card. Get a drunk girl to play along. Have drunk, sloppy, bad sex. Success."-californiagrown