because it would give me a great excuse to get shitfaced and look like this
and haha this was my idea for last year, but then I ended up not having enough time to pull it off
Dude I've peeled more thongs out of asscracks than you've probably jerked off in your lifetime. This is complete bullshit, stop spreading horrible granny panty propaganda already, you're making yourself look like a goddam vagina gaper - Huck_Norris
Was going to do this with friends for our highschools costume contest. Just get track suits, visors, and big chains and someone carries a boom box around play The Beastie Boys music all day while you strut down the hall. Would have been a damn good time, except track suits are a lot more expensive then i thought they were.
"I just grab whatever part of the ski I see first then let my friends claim it" -nickyp
-=|NS MOD SQUAD|=- § http://surfaceskis.com § http://el33tskier.tumblr.com § --EASTERN SAMPLE----B.M.I.T.R.----NS TRANCE FAMILY-- if i wanna see dudes and chicks doing drugs and each other, while tearing their lives apart from the inside, ill watch antiques roadshow sammyj Otherwise would've ended up like eheath with an fs100 and nothing to put it on, that stupid idiot. Slandypoo
Im going nude, and when people ask what my friends are and they say "Oh Im mario" or "Im Marty McFly" Im gonna run out from behind the bushes and scream "IM FROM THE FUTURE!" as I blindly shoot a pistol into the air.
man i wish my currency rhymed with boner... -the.cheat
Nobody will believe him when he tells the cops you just randomly started pissing everywhere , but his fingerprints will be all over your dick so he is screwed
12 hours later and I'm all stitched up at the University hospital....vision unaffected. And that's how I got stabbed in the eye by a hooker.- Barefootin_Fiend