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Ever been walked in on?

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alex=
Posts: 1738 - Karma: 2,835
No, not fapping. Sex. Pinks names, please feel compelled to reply as well.

I was with my girl last night when we feel asleep with the TV on. Her door was locked, but I wasn't doing anything other than occasionally kissing her. He mom somehow got in and it was ridiculously awkward. Then I got to thinking about how awkward it would be if we were fucking as she walked in...

Has this happened to anyone? K shall be rewarded for kickass stories
Sep 29 2012 6:12PM
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asfdfads
Posts: 1010 - Karma: 279
hahahaha you are my favorite member sir
Oct 1 2012 10:25PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Speaking of 10/10


So I was in 7th grade (I was 13) and in my math class. The teacher wanted to see me after class. She was Phine with a capital P (I wasn't very good at spelling). Her name was Ms. Marcy but all the kids referred to her as Ms. Rack. Her chest was a gift from God. That day she had on a white button up but you could see her bra underneath. We had been staring at it all day. Anyways, she asked to see me after class. I'm thinking I'm in trouble (if only I knew) because of our most recent quiz. She asks me to sit down and sure enough I see my quiz sitting on her desk. I'm starting to freak out. My grades weren't that good and this quiz was a kind of a big deal but then she distracts me and all my worrying went away. She sits on her desk, legs that went on for miles underneath that tight little pencil skirt she was wearing. She was perfection. 10/10. So then she says to me, "I just wanted to congratulate you on your quiz." I'm too distracted by her legs to hear what she's saying so I just nod and say "Uh-huh." She leans forward, damn I can see down her shirt now, and she says "You've been trying much harder lately and it's paying off. You got a perfect score, 10 out of 10." She's so close now, only a couple of inches away. I have no choice but to look in her the eyes and say, "Thanks." She says, "Kids like you make my job so much easier. I really appreciate it. You work hard and you're so much more mature than the other boys. And cuter too." She puts her hand on my knee. I'm thinking, "There's no way this can be happening. This has to be a dream." Her hand starts working it's way up my leg. I decide to go for it. I lean in and whisper in her ear, "I have a test for you." She whispers back, "What is it?" I jump out of my chair, bend her over the desk, whip out my dick, and yell, "LETS SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE 10 OUT OF 10 INCHES OF DICK!" She screams, "GIVE ME ALL OF YOUR SEVENTH GRADE COCK!". Then the principle barges in. I jump back, subsequently pull out and projectile cum all over the principle

And that's why I'm not allowed back at Indian Hills Elementary School
Oct 1 2012 10:26PM
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Dr.Dickless
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is there anywhere you are still allowed?

Oct 1 2012 10:38PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9411 - Karma: 10,798
Only the places I haven't been yet
Oct 1 2012 10:41PM
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LoathesRaisins
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+K 10/10
If you made that up I applaud you good sir
Oct 1 2012 10:43PM
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Aidan-G
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Oh applaud. That's another good one

During my stay in New York I went to see the New York Philharmonic Orchestra. At the end, during the applause I ran on stage and violated the conductor while he was taking a bow.

And that's why I'm banned from attending their shows now



And yes I am making these up
Oct 1 2012 10:47PM
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Zimmerman
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If only I could rate you higher than 10...
Oct 1 2012 10:48PM
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RileyZap
Posts: 420 - Karma: 27
Never by a parent or family member (knock on wood) but multiple times by friends... Hooking up at parties isn't exactly the most private place..
Oct 1 2012 11:38PM
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Flacker
Posts: 558 - Karma: 1,070
I was getting some dome from one of my girlfriends when my brother kicked the door in the best part was she didn't stop
Oct 1 2012 11:42PM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
not really walked in on, but...

so i didnt really know where to put this, but i just got a super funny story yesterday.

My lady friend and I were down by the river at my house which is private property, and we were down on a small, fairly covered beach and we were both completely naked and gettin it on.

So at one point I was smoking a bowl while my girl gave me head and i look out at the river and see a kayaker floating by, and at this point i didnt alert my lady fried because as long as he didnt look straight at us he was gonna miss us, so he floated by and my dog walked out to the edge of the beach but did not bark.

I figured we were good that point because i was getting head and did not even think about the guy having a buddy with him, and his buddy yells to him because he saw my dog run to the edge of the river, so the first guy turns around just in time to see my girl climb off me and scramble into the rocks, and i really had no choice but to just sit there, because i was able to cover my genitals sitting down, and i didnt just want to show two kayakers my boner. As soon as the first guy sees us he starts looking everywhere else in the canyon and tries to turn around.

then the second guy rolls by and looks at me, at this point my girl is hidden, and this kayaker sees my dog, and then me sitting completely naked with a pipe trying to hide my wang. This does not look good at this point to him right lol. So I just kinda waved and was like "whats up?" And the guy just laughed so hard and went down the river lol.
Oct 2 2012 12:04AM
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AGOF
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also this is copy and pasted from my other thread, so thats why the grammar starts off all funky
Oct 2 2012 12:08AM
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50in07
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Once by my roommate
Oct 2 2012 12:08AM
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