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Ever been walked in on?

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alex=
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No, not fapping. Sex. Pinks names, please feel compelled to reply as well.

I was with my girl last night when we feel asleep with the TV on. Her door was locked, but I wasn't doing anything other than occasionally kissing her. He mom somehow got in and it was ridiculously awkward. Then I got to thinking about how awkward it would be if we were fucking as she walked in...

Has this happened to anyone? K shall be rewarded for kickass stories
Sep 29 2012 6:12PM
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jjdsteeze
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hid an asian in my closed cause my parents came home early... so awkward, and stupid hahah true story though
Sep 29 2012 10:31PM
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jjdsteeze
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CLOSET*
Sep 29 2012 10:34PM
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ColinB
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you hid your partner in a closet.... subliminal "im gay" message?
Sep 29 2012 10:57PM
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jjdsteeze
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no, its called i didnt want to get in trouble for having some random asian in my room.... it was back in high school. so....


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Sep 29 2012 11:08PM
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Aidan-G
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You were fucking your car?
Sep 29 2012 11:13PM
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Bill.Nye
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Up the tailpipe
Sep 29 2012 11:40PM
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Errl
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Sep 29 2012 11:52PM
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jjdsteeze
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hahahah i placed my hand there
Sep 29 2012 11:56PM
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spliff.Life
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almost, parents walked in a few minutes after and we were just naked under the covers chilling....pheww
Sep 30 2012 12:07AM
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cbj
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I feel like this is an okay story..

So, last year when I lost my virginity, I was at my house, on my bed with my girlfriend. We had the door as to hear if my brother (who was downstairs playing on his computer) would come upstairs, because I didn't want him to know. Anyways, my brother came upstairs, and we couldn't hear him, and walked in me and my girlfriend. As he rounded the corner to my door he said "Hey do you and Shantel want nachos?" and as he finished the last word he came into the doorway. He immediately turned around and went back downstairs. I didn't talk to him for the rest of the day. I still haven't talked to him about it.

Sep 30 2012 12:11AM
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Puns
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I hope your username was relevant
Sep 30 2012 12:21AM
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arnie_grape
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we're pretty fucking funny
Sep 30 2012 1:42AM
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Clark_Griswold
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My dad walked in on me and my most recent ex. She was being rather loud and apparently didn't hear the door open because she kept on going and my dad just closed the door haha. My ex looked down at me and asked what was wrong, I just said "I thought I saw something fall but it's nothing" finished. It was great. Had to have a really awkward talk with my dad later but it was well worth it
Sep 30 2012 1:48AM
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pmw
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so to picture this, i have my own little section of the house. you walk up the main stairs to the second floor, and right there is like a closet door that slides into the wall. when the door is closed this sections my room and bathroom off from the guest room and my two sisters own section like mine. well that sliding door has a very distinct noise that i have learned when being shut or opened. so one day (while im relatively young) i am in my bed doing some things with  girl. well in the midst of things i hear the "whooooosh" of the door being opened. knowing this could only be one person, i accepted defeat. after a quick dismount we were each just laying in my bed. not 2 seconds leader my door opens and in comes my mother for an interesting greeting. after awkward hellos she drove my lady home while i stayed at my own house and played cod. from what i hear it was a pretty awkward drive
Sep 30 2012 1:57AM
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Anathema
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no but i almost shit myself when i heard footsteps at the lady's place when she swore we were there alone..
Sep 30 2012 1:58AM
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TOUCHE
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Only by the girls housemates telling us to hurry the fuck up and come for a ski.



Pun intended.
Sep 30 2012 5:06AM
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SeanTom
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i was fuckin my ex on the couch while watching a movie and her sister walked in and started watching the movie with us. Like..how do you pull off missionary as anything but? at least we had a blanket.
Sep 30 2012 9:24AM
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alex=
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+K for finishing like a man. K also has been delivered for fucking said girl in public location in the house.

And sorry guys, but OP could not deliver. :(
Sep 30 2012 10:43AM
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no_steeze
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i was in my girlfriend's room, we were both butt ass naked, she was riding me, hard. lights on, covers all kicked off the bed, door open, and her mom walks right by the door and says "i'm home now" and keeps walking. she is super super chill about sex but she most definitely saw my penis penetrating her daughter. and her daughter was really enjoying it and clearly had done it a lot before
Sep 30 2012 10:46AM
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Chinchi
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Mom should have joined?
Sep 30 2012 11:24AM
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tripnip
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i was upstairs fucking my girlfriend and her mom sleeps on like the other half of the house, but her mom texted her and asked her to go somewhere where she couldn't hear us. it was awkward next time i came over....


Sep 30 2012 11:48AM
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sklermang
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I'm dying.
Sep 30 2012 12:01PM
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sklermang
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Luckily my girlfriend is pretty anal about locking doors when we go at it (pun quite intended), but when we first started hooking up we had not one but TWO encounters with the cops. The second time the damn pig wouldn't even let her get dressed before coming out of the car. What a fucking creeper... so I came all over his uniform and he made me his deputy, and my girl cleaned up the mess. Then we all went to dunkin donuts, it was chill
Sep 30 2012 12:06PM
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jeR.
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Freshman year of college, girlfriend lived in a triple and I lived in a double. Walked in on more times than I care to count, however luckily it was only roommates and no parents
Sep 30 2012 12:19PM
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.Hansel.
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No, I do not get walked in on, rather people enjoy bursting through my door with a vengeance and begin barking comments at me on how I should be partying with them. It happens more than it should....
Sep 30 2012 12:42PM
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tightbhole
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was going at it downstairs with the ex one time cause her parents literally never came downstairs...all of a sudden the lights came on and her mom walked in on us to give us a tray of brownies. we didnt have blankets on or anything so the first thing she saw was us both ass naked with her daughter riding my d, haha so she just dropping the brownies and walked back upstairs
Sep 30 2012 12:47PM
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ihitchadsgap
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one day i was getting a blowjob from my girl. she was underneith the covers and you could only see the outline of her head through the sheets moving up and down. so my dad walked in seeing my girlfriends head bobbing up and down while i lay there in amazement. by the time i look over at him we both know whats up. luckily all my dad says is "you seen my socket wrench Boy". all i could thnk of to say was "um no but could you close the door on the way out" he then left the room and luckily we never discussed it once

Sep 30 2012 1:19PM
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Hamster.
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quality story.

My first time was with the mom in the house, but we were quite quiet so it was no biggie. However I had my first run in with someone walking in on sex just last friday night. I was at a party with this girl I had already fucked a few times, and we all got pretty damn slammed, there was about 8 people or so crashing at the house with her whole family there as well (in Germany so parents chill about drinking), so I end up sleeping on the couch with her and while everyone is doing that awkward small talk before going to bed, we're already rounding towards 3rd under the sheets and I just say "bathroom" since no one is there, she nods, I grab a condom, head to the bathroom. After about 10-15 minutes or so the sister knocks on the door wanting to go to the bathroom, she says wait, but comes in as im hiding behind the door, I then proceed to walk out, giving her a nice smile with a raging boner under my boxers.

And no, I did not ask her to join.


Go back in 5 minutes later finish the deed, then go back to sleep with the rest of the party acknowledging what we had did.

Solid night indeed.


Sep 30 2012 4:34PM
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WPoch
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Huh.
Sep 30 2012 4:43PM
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Hamster.
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Sister walks in-->me and girl throw clothes on--->walk out with said girl(insert quote here)--->go chill in the room where everyone is sleeping for 5 minutes--->go back to the bathroom and do the deed.
Sep 30 2012 4:50PM
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cbj
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lol, lost
Sep 30 2012 5:32PM
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alex=
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don't let this thread die!!
Oct 1 2012 4:46PM
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JeremyClarkson
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Never been caught but this one time I had to jump out the 2nd floor window in my boxers. In March. At Night. Girlfriend's parents pulled into the gravel driveway which you can distinctly hear and if they knew I was there her dad would have a shotgun aimed at my face. Needless to say I was fucking outta there after she threw me my clothes out the window. Walked 3 miles home in the rain instead of busting my nut up in her. =\

Oct 1 2012 5:05PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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not exactly walked in on.

one time my roommate came home in the midst of some door-open, loud and rough because the house is empty boot-knockin and later complained that it sounded like he walked in on a porno. (mini-claim?)

and once at a kegger i received a because-there's-no-one-in-the-room-and-i'm drunk jibber, that moved to my friend's room, that moved to the bathroom, that was about to move back to the first room when i walked out, fully torqued, to see the drunkest guy at the party come down to pass out. needless to say i turned heel and finished up in the bathroom. i'm quite sure mr. "starts a kegger with vodka because 'unlike you, i can handle my liquor'" didn't remember a thing, and i was quite lit as it was so i couldn't care less, but he most certainly came face to face with my johnson standing to, freshly pulled from the garden seconds earlier.
Oct 1 2012 5:18PM
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Yinzer
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If your on the other end:

"This isn't where I parked my car..."

All better
Oct 1 2012 6:48PM
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Aidan-G
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So I'm with this smoking hot babe. Things started getting good yada yada yada we start having sex. She was a real animal in bed, making all kinds of noises, crazy positions, doing things I've never thought were humanly possible. Then the zoo keeper barged in and told me to get out of the gorilla enclosure.

And that's why I'm banned from the zoo
Oct 1 2012 6:53PM
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steezyjibber
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you sound like the man bro
Oct 1 2012 6:54PM
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Zimmerman
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This thread. I like.
Oct 1 2012 7:59PM
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SamwiseTheGamgee
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there's a reason why I already have you at 10/10
Oct 1 2012 8:11PM
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klayer_9
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Probably the best first response to a thread i've ever seen.
Oct 1 2012 8:15PM
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spliff.Life
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hahahah super casual mom sounds like
Oct 1 2012 8:17PM
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.SillyGoose
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One time me and the gf decided to be naughty and do the nasty in my living room at my dads place. Then in the middle of said act, he walks through the front door to see us butt naked on the couch. Didnt help that he brought over his new girlfriend either.
Oct 1 2012 8:47PM
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Aidan-G
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I did do. That story is called "Why I'm not allowed at the vets anymore."
Oct 1 2012 9:00PM
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hot.pocket
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Is there a story called "Why I'm not allowed in my parents home anymore"?

Oct 1 2012 9:19PM
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rednecknation
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Was that pun intended?
Oct 1 2012 9:20PM
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Aidan-G
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I have a story with that same title but that involves the person who plays the mom in hairspray and one of the flying monkeys from wicked
Oct 1 2012 9:25PM
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Aidan-G
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Yeah but it doesn't involve sex




But one that does involve sex is called "Why I'm not allowed in my grandparent's house anymore"
Oct 1 2012 9:37PM
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foodbuffet11
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I've been walked in on with my mom. I mean never mind
Oct 1 2012 9:41PM
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alex=
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I read the first and last sentences of the post, then put you 10/10 as soon as possible
Oct 1 2012 9:50PM
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KANGAROOJACK
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the story was pretty good, but the euphemisms were fucking incredible.
Oct 1 2012 10:12PM
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