This lol. Hellbents are fun in bottomless super light cold smoke blower powder. In anything relatively heavy they're slow as shit as they push against the wet snow, and in any variable conditions they get knocked all over the place. On groomers, they can carve decently, but you have to deal with the deafness associated with the tips and tails of your skis smacking the snow hard over 300 times per minute. They're like jackhammers on your feet. Fun for buttering though if that's your thing.
"What you are feeling is a base burn. The toilet bowl cleaner probably has a really high pH , and therefore must be neutralized with an acid that has a really low pH. So basically, you just need to stuff your asshole with the most acidic shit you can find, battery acid, sulfuric acid, nitric acid, whatever you can get your hands on. its gonna be a chemical showdown in your asshole today my friend."