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I want to join YMR

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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

I will dedicate my life to YMR

I will be your most dedicated desciple

I will kill for YMR

I will keep it hyphy

I wear gangsta shit

I am a hood nigga

Sep 10 2012 7:59PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,342
inb4 YMR tryouts
Sep 10 2012 8:00PM
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SassySloth
Posts: 3753 - Karma: 2,095
You need to make an audition tape i've heard and post it here
Sep 10 2012 8:00PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
You don't find them, they find you.
Sep 10 2012 8:01PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,100
no they disbanded and everyone went their own ways
Sep 10 2012 8:01PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Would a video of me vandalizing property, attacking gapers, drinking, and peeing in girls butts suffice? 
Sep 10 2012 8:02PM
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bustinthejus
Posts: 2419 - Karma: 74
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One does not seek out YMR.
Sep 10 2012 8:04PM
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
well theres an opening since chai tea is now in maine, you should try submitting your video to the facebook page, i heard thats how you try out
Sep 10 2012 8:05PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

Ill message you an application, it requires a 12 page essay on the word thug, and the origin of the dildo. Also you should include a short clip of you being thug as well as a topless pic of your mother and or sisters.

YMR we go in...

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Sep 10 2012 8:06PM
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Miomo
Posts: 4302 - Karma: 14,131
I hear you need to be able to do a loop-de-loop
Sep 10 2012 8:06PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

Considering I live in Virginia will that be a problem.

I will spread the fear and respect for YMR across the globe.

Sep 10 2012 8:06PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Well here's your first problem, If I'm correct only natural born 100% pure New Englenders can be a part of the beautiful beast that is, YMRlife.

You could try moving to VT, or apply to UVM.
Sep 10 2012 8:09PM
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ALaw
Posts: 2616 - Karma: 1,552
they're recruiting, not hiring
Sep 10 2012 8:09PM
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
i am not actually affiliated with YMR, so suggest posting a pic of you bangin at least a 9 on the facebook page, i heard through the grapevine thats how they judge you, i wasnt accepted cuz i could only get with a solid 7.
Sep 10 2012 8:10PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

Well shit.

If I bring them the head of Shaun White, could I be accepted?

Sep 10 2012 8:10PM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
your life must suck if you want to be a part of YMR
Sep 10 2012 8:12PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
I think personal insults in the form of Facebook Wall posts to each individual member would be a better course of action. Let them know your committed to this shit and not another half ass wannabe.
Sep 10 2012 8:12PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Link me to their page, it shall be done
Sep 10 2012 8:17PM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
This. I'm not sure who would want to be a hoodrat asshole.
Sep 10 2012 8:21PM
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DrewR.
Posts: 976 - Karma: 5
dont you have anything better to do man?
Sep 10 2012 8:21PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
Not a chance.

https://www.facebook.com/youngmoneyretarded

Shut em down.
Sep 10 2012 8:23PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

Saw their FB page, I am too thug for them

Who should I represent? I already am a Blood and a Krip and a Mormon

Sep 10 2012 8:24PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
Just because I live two states away doesn't mean I can't make a return to fuck shit up.
Sep 10 2012 8:27PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
And is your Crescent Crew a side project or what here?
Sep 10 2012 8:29PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
wacho' self, foo'. false representin' gon' get a ma' fucka' killed....
Sep 10 2012 8:30PM
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chickenonabun
Posts: 461 - Karma: 285
da fuq is YMR?
Sep 10 2012 8:30PM
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TheWeaz
Posts: 803 - Karma: 1,903
you gonna return and do more gypsy tricks?
Sep 10 2012 8:32PM
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EC-Skier
Posts: 3899 - Karma: 668
yea, we stole him, we now got dayton.
Sep 10 2012 8:32PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5149 - Karma: 686
your mother reaks
Sep 10 2012 8:32PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469

nig i b from the mean streets of bburg va nig shots go off on the daily

no snow in the south so we ski on rocks n shit

talkin shit in my thread will get a ma'fucka' killed word to god

Sep 10 2012 8:32PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
bring help.
Sep 10 2012 8:52PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456
the portal has been opened.
Sep 10 2012 9:27PM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
I'm gonna break El Perrito's back.
Sep 10 2012 9:44PM
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-Dan
Posts: 7086 - Karma: 50,479
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Sep 10 2012 9:44PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
no you definitely dont
Sep 10 2012 9:46PM
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EmperorKuzco
Posts: 6660 - Karma: 254
one does not simply ymr into mordor...
Sep 10 2012 9:47PM
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SeanTom
Posts: 7936 - Karma: 1,747
Do it man! Bring the hesh back! i need you to rep it for me
Sep 10 2012 9:47PM
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asapCferg
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 357
nolan only lives once
Sep 10 2012 9:51PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
Ouch. Anything for YMR
Sep 10 2012 10:01PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
if you want to be in YMR you cant be in YMR, FUCK THE CLUB UP J.COLE HORRIBLE JOIN THE CAMPAIGN.
Sep 10 2012 10:12PM
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Posts: 2345 - Karma: 2,104
get a doobie dub kink.
Sep 10 2012 10:13PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Hood Crew>YMR
Statement.
Cheeeaaaapuuuuu.
Sep 10 2012 10:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
Posts: 5091 - Karma: 13,469
I don't know what is real any more
Sep 10 2012 10:14PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 36680 - Karma: 110,560
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Sep 10 2012 10:32PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

Its Cresent Squad you fuck, th least you could do is look to mke sure you have a good insult. And no we branched off because they got pissed whenever we brought girls over, because we always went anal and they screamed so loud that they would get pissed off.

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Bitch....

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Sep 10 2012 10:48PM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 842
shut up fag
Sep 10 2012 10:56PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Are you fucked how was that an insult? Did it sound like I was making fun of you? Goddamn you're dumb it was a fucking question. Dad must hit you at home since you're so angry all the time. Learn some manners too.
Sep 10 2012 11:03PM
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edai
Posts: 4983 - Karma: 4,632
yes this
Sep 10 2012 11:09PM
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Smuckers
Posts: 581 - Karma: 21

My dad may hit me, but what i have some sad news for you. Your father was unfaithful to your mother and cheated in her with me. In other words...

I FUCKED YOUR DAD HAHAHAHAHA

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Sep 10 2012 11:12PM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
Cool.
Sep 10 2012 11:13PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

necessary?

Sep 10 2012 11:14PM
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