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Newschoolers TEN COMMANDMENTS.

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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
1. Thou shelt not be a faggot
2. Thou shelt not threaten to bury people in the Vegas Desert
3. Thou shelt not slammed people in the industry because of there past
4. Thou shelt not sit on NS all day and post gay message after gay message
5. Thou shelt not argue about what trick is what
6. Thou shelt not slam other people because you are jealous of there skills(i.e. MrGarcia)
7. Thou shelt not get in arguements in posts
8. Thou shelt not slam companies who created this sport
9. Thou shelt not be a hater towards pros you have never met or that are better than you
10. Thou shelt not reply to this post defending your sexual orientation


This is dedicated to tha Wack MC's
Jun 18 2002 1:40AM
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WAskier720
Posts: 891 - Karma: 10
I am soooo not gay whyd you say that ben

Why not school ain't doing you any good
Jun 18 2002 1:44AM
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etom
Posts: 2443 - Karma: 13
meh, its kinda funny.

~Tom
Jun 18 2002 2:05AM
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Durtschi
Posts: 6897 - Karma: 1,878
words to live by, i agree


so i said to her 'look baby,i'm not saying your not beutifal, i'm just not sure my man in there wants to pay for it'

Jun 18 2002 3:52AM
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PhattTim
Posts: 13943 - Karma: 83
hehehe, it's all good

~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~
'We are slaves to the labor of love that winter brings us every year.'
*I love Matty Enns*
Jun 18 2002 8:40AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
Thank you Moses.

ozskier.com
'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
Jun 18 2002 9:36AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
i think it IS okay to argue over tricks and intelligent problems.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 18 2002 11:06AM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
we all have sinned

Jackson Hole represent!

Kate L. is fat
Jun 18 2002 11:09AM
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Digital_Dave
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 21
I think we should have a stoning... That's always sweet.

ozskier.com
'Skiing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle.'
Jun 18 2002 11:17AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
hehe, like in the life of brian? eh, thats a great movie.


'Thanks to you I am able to maintain my Cal Ripken-like streak of school openage.' -Principal Skinner
Jun 18 2002 12:43PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
and if i go against the 10 commandments?




[insert clever signature here]
Jun 18 2002 1:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
though thinkith thisith funny.....ith
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 18 2002 2:04PM
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Nine_Milla_Killa
Posts: 6783 - Karma: 23
What does 'Shalt' mean???
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Jun 18 2002 2:24PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
i think he means shall honest mistake but only one made by a NON BELIEVER kill the DEVIL!!!!


sorry bout that.....I WILL EAT YOUR HEART OUT!!! sorry again

satin came over after school and wont leave my body
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 18 2002 2:31PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
JAHOVA!!! death by stoning!!!

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 18 2002 4:33PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
im with him..whos with me on my idea...kill non believer...sun up he will be stoned
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 18 2002 4:51PM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
but it's so easy to make fun of mike nick!!
Jun 18 2002 9:22PM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
IT WAS A JOKE, seriously, everyone on this site is too tense, i cant believe you didnt realise that was a joke

and dont worry, even after posting this message people will still bash my other post
Jun 18 2002 9:37PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
LOL FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 18 2002 10:55PM
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Dkr
Posts: 936 - Karma: 11
Death to pocket fuck
Jun 18 2002 11:35PM
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hazel_32
Posts: 170 - Karma: 14
ha im stoned.........hahahahahahahaha
Jun 18 2002 11:52PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
are there any woman here today?

he is sentenced to death by stoning for saying the lords name, Jahova (wack - gets hit by rock) WHO THREW THAT?!!!!

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 12:38AM
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PocketRocket
Posts: 1251 - Karma: 10
lol, whatever...i just like poking fun at mike nick becuase his pro model was a 142...i thought that was funny...we sell junior skis bigger than that
Jun 19 2002 3:04PM
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Maximumsushi
Posts: 7837 - Karma: 3,347
...and cause he only knows 2 grabs... and because of his gay intro in propaganda... and because he is so much better than me at skiing..... *sigh*
Jun 19 2002 3:35PM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
If you don't follow these, Harvey will bury you in the Vegas Desert.
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Ham: 'So...this is that 'fire' I've heard so much about. I never thought it could be so beautiful...'

Jay: 'Ham, your shirt's on fire.'
Jun 19 2002 4:05PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
i've been to vegas a few times... it's really hot if you go during the summer. funny though - last time I went there were sever thunderstorms every day - thunder storms for a week stright IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT!!! I was pissed - spent the whole time in the many arcades in each hotel - I got so much cool shit from there.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 19 2002 4:30PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
Though shelt spell SHALT right.


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Jun 19 2002 8:45PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Heyy, listen buddy you just fucking ripped the bible off and expect us to follow it. At least make it creative like the New Schoolers Manifesto or some shit. Keep your damn religous beliefs out my face
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Be Excellent to Eachother
Jun 19 2002 9:52PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!!! YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF THIS WEBSITEAND AND TURN US INTO TOLERANT CARING PEOPLE. YOU SICKEN ME.
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Jun 19 2002 10:26PM
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Co-Flow
Posts: 3017 - Karma: 43
I like the 6th commandment the best haha nice ben
DINNER ROLL DINNER ROLL!

The Dinner Roll booter claimed my skis
Jun 19 2002 10:33PM
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c_lo
Posts: 1281 - Karma: 10
Alright, sorry faggot, there is that better?? It didn't make me feel any better but if it helps you out there you go
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Jun 19 2002 10:55PM
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Drail
Posts: 14011 - Karma: 10,001
somebody's a little cranky... time for your nap now... man, i'm hungry.

Darryl Hunt
aka - highschool

representing the H.J.S. forever

Thurgood - 'how long you think you can last in there man?'
Kenny - 'I don't know, maybe 5......6...:30'

sorry matt... i got bored of that quote - but you got replaced by Half Baked... which is just as quality.
Jun 20 2002 12:12AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
thou shall not post the ten commandments.
---Live for Today---
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Jun 20 2002 12:35AM
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Skibum420
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 314
i second that
~Kevin
Jun 20 2002 1:17AM
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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
What did I say about commandment #10. Anyone who has an issue with me or objects to my post just say 'I'

This is dedicated to tha Wack MC's
Jun 20 2002 1:30PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
I
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Jun 20 2002 2:36PM
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Casper
Posts: 485 - Karma: 5
ok aggrosk8 apears to be a homosexual. Anyone else care to stand up?

This is dedicated to tha Wack MC's
Jun 21 2002 1:19AM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
stand up for what?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 6:14AM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
ok, im not a homo. i have a problem with you and your posts. i obviously misread your post. i'm morally oppossed to homosexuality
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Jun 21 2002 7:35PM
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