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I hate my damn roomate

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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
ok, he's pissed, and i dont know why. all he does is spray cologne on himself (and my stuff for that matter), febreezes everything in sight, throws my stuff around his room, and rearanges the room to his liking.

well, i just asked him if he pissed, and he started chewing me out. 'if were gonna live together, we gotta get some things straight... you have your stuff, i have my stuff... you dont like my music, i dont like yours... use head phones...you have a chair, i have a chair (which is actually provided by the school) so dont leave stuff on mine... you have 2 outlets, i have 2 outlets... get your own powerstrip in one week, or your gonna be unplugged (his 2 outlets are accessable) mine arent, (oh and he only uses 2 outlets in his plugs)

-he moves the room around, so i cant reach anything from my top bunk

-sleeps all day and freaks if i have guys chillin in my room or close the door too hard. (this is with his privacy sheets so he cant see any light), but then stays up late with his floodlight of a lamp on and tells me to deal with it.

-hes a fag, and everyone i know here thinks he's a pompus arrogant jackass

-thinks hes God's gift to humanity (cultured: in his fucking dreams) yet no girl will get near him, except the school's acad highschoolers

-brags about his money, and talks like he's better than everyone else

-thinks he's a worldclass allstar, except he never makes it off the bench, and the time he did, hurt his back

-steals all his comedic material from SNL

-and puts out other people for his own gain

i fuckin hate him- any suggestions (other than kill him, or rape his mom)?
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
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I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Oct 17 2004 2:39PM
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KingShit
Posts: 4483 - Karma: 7
Beat his ass...



-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Oct 17 2004 2:41PM
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dspin7x
Posts: 6414 - Karma: 63
Kick the shit out of him, he wont be a bitch to you anymore

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Oct 17 2004 2:42PM
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*Neil
Posts: 2591 - Karma: 75
act reallly gay, and hit on him
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Oct 17 2004 2:42PM
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bhill2.0
Posts: 6573 - Karma: 197
fuckin stick it to the man and tell him whats up.
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Oct 17 2004 2:43PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
except my college will kick me out- no questions asked- for fighting

im looking for ways to screw with his head, maybe embarress him publicly w/out getting Ds.
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 2:43PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i am not acting gay
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 2:44PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
well, you could be a dick to him and re arrange all his shit around...do everything in your power to piss him off. OR if you dont want to deal with any of that bull crap, just find a new place to move to, or talk to someone about switching rooms.
or you could be like the guys from that retarded movie 'Loser' and lie about him and get him kicked out of the dorms. worked for them.



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Oct 17 2004 2:44PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
seriously, brawls solve all.
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Oct 17 2004 2:45PM
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IrishDrink87
Posts: 1568 - Karma: 17
have sex in his bed when you know hell come home. maybe hell move out then.



'if the president is anything like you, atlantaski, i hope someone smacks him with a golf club and shits in his mouth.' CrystalNeedsSomething...

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Oct 17 2004 2:46PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
re arange your own stuff so its how you like it... and dont leave shit on his chair, dont use his outlit (make your accessable, get an extension chord or powerbar... they are like 10 bucks at walmart) Use headphones when he is in the room... by what you said he was chewing you out for it seems like your being a dick towards him too. COMPRIMISE. its not that hard to do.

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Oct 17 2004 2:48PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
here getting kick outta dorms=outta college, due to off-capus policies

i do like the rearange his stuff on him, im gonna move shit on his desk, saying i get 1/2

oh, email him crap, but dont attach my name or NS to it

its: somarrow@mbbc.edu
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 2:50PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
just bomb his email.
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Oct 17 2004 2:54PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
dude, if im being a dick, then so is the whole college, HE MOVED MY BED W/OUT MY PERMISSION, HE UNPLUGS MY STUFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT (FROM MY OUTLET), HE SAID WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE I COULD USE HIS STRIP. I DONT HAVE $$$ FOR POWER STRIP OR EXTENSION CORDS, HE STAYS UP WAY PAST LIGHTS OUT, AND GOOFS OFF, OR PLAYS MUSIC WITHOUT HEADPHONES. NOONE LIKES THIS KID, EVEN HIS BEST FRIENDS MAKES FUN OF HIM WHEN HE'S NOT THERE.

i LOVED the time he sprayed 8 squirts of cologne in our room, we couldnt breath and had to pen the windows
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 2:54PM
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Utahpowderskier
Posts: 1336 - Karma: 14
'lights out'? Is that some kind of a rule? What gay college do you go to?
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Oct 17 2004 2:56PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i go to a small christian college, i like the rule, keeps people from partying till 3 am, and failing tests. lets me get some sleep too
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 2:57PM
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EpitaphE13
Posts: 680 - Karma: 10
just use like crazy chinese mind games. question his every move. it should drive him crazy. you gotta fight fire with fire.


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Oct 17 2004 3:02PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i hit someone though, and im screwed, major demerits, if not suspended/expeled i want my demerit sheet to be as clean as possible, cause i wanna on into Fed. law enforcement, and they look at everything
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 3:08PM
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lanks
Posts: 12543 - Karma: 72
dude, its early on in the year. if you start to make things worse, you have the rest of the year to live with the consequences of what you do...remember that.


-Joel

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Oct 17 2004 3:08PM
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Apple
Posts: 7906 - Karma: 33
then move your bed back? ad tell him that if he expects you to follow his rules, he has to follow them too. And if he is brekaing lights out, tell the R.A./ Don/ what ever you call them, or go find the circuit breaker and turn off the power to the room. I stil think that comprimise will work, he just has to comprimise as well.

-Thom Savery
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Oct 17 2004 3:11PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
he's not tech breaking lights out, because we just have to be in our own rooms with the overheads off, but we can use desk lamps.
this sucks
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 3:14PM
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scofield
Posts: 7973 - Karma: 2,466
you cant talk to the school about him?


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Oct 17 2004 3:15PM
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SohCahToa
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'i go to a small christian college' the base of your problem
Oct 17 2004 3:16PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
no, cause its just little shit they dont care about, i'll wait for him to do something stupid, then just ream him out. wit till he tells me to be quite during the day, or keeps the lights on or sprays stuff
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 3:17PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
^^well, i could be in a room with a meat head who could beat the crap outta me while being kept awake while he bangs his girlfriend in our room, and the guys across the hall are playing the stereo really loudly and drinking

i chose my college so i wouldnt have to deal with the activities and philosophies taught at a big college. i like my school, so dont bash it, he's my only problem really
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 3:20PM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
if you cant direclty attack him, tap into your passive agressive nature. you have may bodly fluids free to your disposal, get creative. look at it as an oppertunity. does he have a computer? fuck it up. pour bleech in his washing detergant, set his alarm clock for random times, scratch his shitty cds piss on his tooth brush. dont let this bitch own you. the more petty and crule the sabatoge the better, sure it wont help the situation but you will feel better.


'No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride . . . and if it occasionally gets a little heavier than what you had in mind, well . . . maybe chalk it off to forced consciousness expansion: Tune in, freak out, get beaten.' HST
Oct 17 2004 3:21PM
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KingShit
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'stereo really loudly and drinking' I always thought for some reason that shit like that doesnt pass in a christian college...




-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-
Oct 17 2004 3:22PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
it doesnt, im responding to SohCahToa's comment that i shouldnt be in a christian college
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 3:25PM
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hellmut
Posts: 1460 - Karma: 29
just dont listen or do anything he says, if he moves your stuff, move it back. If you be too much of an jerk, youll just piss him off more.
Oct 17 2004 3:27PM
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jksl
Posts: 12726 - Karma: 737
color in his computer monitor with a sharpie

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Oct 17 2004 3:35PM
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scofield
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YAMATOM WINS.. definitely do that, i would.. i also have disabilites but i think its a good idea


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Oct 17 2004 3:38PM
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404404
Posts: 11358 - Karma: 21,033
I went thought this a weekago, ended up the Vagina moved out. Yea i feal you, piss him off so much and then tell him to go to housing and move out.
Oct 17 2004 3:49PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Uhhhh... maybe this has been said.

But can't you just request a room change? Let some other person deal with him.
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Oct 17 2004 3:54PM
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SKItheBURG
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yeah i would do that. my friend had a crazy bitch for a roomate and she moved. if he's driving you this crazy this early than you should get the hell out.

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Oct 17 2004 4:10PM
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Justo8484
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i hear ya about the meathead thing. i am in a triple, me and my friend kyle had it all planned out that we would get it to ourselves, but somethin got messed up and they threw a freshman football player in with us. totally opposite personalities. i came back last night and i see kyle in the hall and he's like dont go in the room, he's in there with some girl. it was 4 in the morning at this point, i want to go to bed, and some dirty slut in my room is not gonna stop me. sometimes you just have to ignore it.
Oct 17 2004 4:15PM
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LittleDevil720
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fuck his g/f
Oct 17 2004 5:36PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
i dont fuck. and he doesnt have a girlfriend. as for the move out thing, its already too late, he didnt start being a complete dick until it was too late to change rooms, and their policy is pretty narrow on room changing. as for him moving out, i think i'll just wait till next year to request a room with my boys, and then never have to see his face again
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 5:44PM
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404404
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go bitch too housing say he is doing some bad shit
Oct 17 2004 5:47PM
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EpitaphE13
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hmm, make up yer mind dude. i mean, you wanna deal with him or do you want to have him walk all over you?


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Oct 17 2004 5:47PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
Clearly, this guy is a complete blockhead and playing his game, as fun as it will be, will probably get you all of nowhere.

My (new) advice, frame him, compile evidence, then go bitch to housing and request a room change. Claim: 'We have irreconcible differences that are affecting my studies as I find myself in a very frustrated and uncooperative environment.' That... might work?
-AndrewP
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Oct 17 2004 5:51PM
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dilla_says_go
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well given that you recieved the golden wheelchair, you are conservative, and your name is aggro_sk8, i wouldnt blame your roomate for hating you. you sound like a tool. suck it up sally. dont be such a bitch.

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Oct 17 2004 5:52PM
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MADr.
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 27
just exactly how bitch can i be on his email?


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Oct 17 2004 5:54PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
well, he doesnt care if i skate, as long as i dont leave my skates on the floor, which i do in spite of that, he's never heard of a golden wheelchair, and hes conservative, even though i doubt he knows what it entails. im just gonna bitch at him next time he does something i dont agree with
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 5:56PM
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MADr.
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oh damn i didnt realize the conservative thing. i know exactly waht to do. sign him up for a bunch of liberal junk mail and if you can stomach it, preach some liberal bullshit to him. (i cant stand it when ppl preach conservative shit to me, so maybee itl work.)


potato guns are the sh*t
Oct 17 2004 6:00PM
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aggro_sk8
Posts: 2760 - Karma: 18
as bitch as you want, but dont connect it to me or newschoolers.

also, i have a hard time doing the devils advocate, or i would
-Joe
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172

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Oct 17 2004 6:03PM
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Adamskinick
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i know what you're problem is, u go to a small christian school. wtf do u expect? ur roomates probably a retard asshole cause u go to a school with rules like 'lights out'. all u have to do is change rooms its not rocket science. apply for a change, if ur school even allows that.
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Oct 17 2004 6:14PM
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SeanB
Posts: 3022 - Karma: 71
if the guy is hella religious fake a bunch of stigmata type stuff and maybe you'll freak him out so bad he'll go somewhere else.

'Rufus, Brent, and Micus were like brothers to me, and when I say brothers I don't mean like an actual brother, but I mean it like black people mean it, which is more meaningful I think'
Oct 17 2004 6:33PM
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RudyGarmisch
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ok, i would suggest having sex in his bed and not telling him, but thats already been brought up. I dunno, move his stuff around like he does with yours, make friends with your neighbors, hang out in thier rooms, try and stay the hell out of your dorm. My roommates are kinda semi-annoying because ones really liberal and the other is really conservative, so they fight all the time. do what i do, hang out around other people's dorms, go to parties and just use your room for sleeping.

If that doesnt work and he keeps moving your shit, start booby trapping stuff.
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Oct 17 2004 7:27PM
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danbrown
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how are you gonna let him move your stuff around? don't take shit from him, but dont do anything that could get you in serious trouble. who is bigger, and would he have any reason to be scared of you? also, i'm sure you could find some kids that would be willing to fuck with him that wouldn't care that much what happened. Or, like previously mentioned, do small shit that hits hard. Whipe your ass with his toothbrush, piss in his mouthwash. Do things that he wouldn't realize at first, but you could have fun with. Just don't let him push you around. Hope that helped

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Oct 17 2004 8:18PM
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highfive
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shit on his face

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Oct 17 2004 8:19PM
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heyhey
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move all his stuff in his drawers and stuff. porn on his computer=adaware and virus's, dont let the bitch touch your comptuer, frozen shaving creme (cut out of bottle) in his drawers, stuff like that. also when he goes to bed, BLAST your music realllly loud and tell him to deal with it
Oct 17 2004 8:23PM
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