so i was working midway yesterday and i realy really had to shit.. so i called up for a patroler to come give me a shit break.. he said hed be down in a few minuts.. but he never showed.. now i was holdin in this dirty hungover devil shit.. and i new i was not gonna get a break.. so i had three choices. 1. shit my pants..2... stop the lift run to the rocks and shit. or 3.. shit in a garbage bag........ welll needles to say... i was in no mood to shit my pants and i could not stop the lift for very long. so i dropped the duke in the garbage can...... i was like damn then i was shit.. i have no wipe... so i looked for the nearest wipe aid.... i had another 3 choices.... 1 dotn wipe.. walk greasy ass and potenaly get redeye..... 2 sock.......3 lift manual....... so i was not gonna give up my brand new sock for my ass so i tooke a page out of the manual and i was done...... i told my boss and he laughed and gave me three free pizzas..........
Jim..' hannah are u taking a dump?
Hannah'.. no, jim , girls dont poop,
Jim'... oh,,,, then why do girls have buttholes?
Hannah'.. for fucking. you silly.