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Bill.Nye
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Can we get some good camera porn?

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Aug 14 2012 2:47PM
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loganimlach
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Sep 19 2014 7:37AM
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PacificRimJob
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I've wanted one of those for a while...
Sep 22 2014 10:59AM
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PacificRimJob
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for you, Lawrence.

Sep 22 2014 3:33PM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanfor you, Lawrence.


Sep 22 2014 4:15PM
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Laurent.
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Feel my multi-coating.

Sep 22 2014 4:45PM
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dispatchQ_main
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not camera porn but i just saw a guy drop his leica today. not sure if anything was broken but the guy was freaking out
Sep 22 2014 5:57PM
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lIllI
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Bogeznot camera porn but i just saw a guy drop his leica today. not sure if anything was broken but the guy was freaking out


If you can't beat the shit out of it, it isn't worth spending a lot of money on.
Sep 22 2014 7:19PM
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PacificRimJob
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Lawrence has got me interested in Konica...









Sep 23 2014 3:59AM
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death_grips
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Sep 25 2014 1:38PM
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Laurent.
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God damn it, the SX70 is perfect on it's own, it needs no shitty Japanese overhyped hype beast company to ruin it with their so called aesthetics.
Sep 25 2014 2:58PM
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PacificRimJob
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My brother still owns his South African slave built SX70... No reason for a re-release here.
Sep 25 2014 3:42PM
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loganimlach
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i just puked in my mouth a little.
Sep 26 2014 8:51AM
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death_grips
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key to branding is subtlety
Sep 26 2014 1:45PM
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PacificRimJob
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loganimlachi just puked in my mouth a little.


^to above pic.
Sep 26 2014 1:50PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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loganimlachi just puked in my mouth a little.


Missing something?

SADBOY

key to branding is subtlety


I feel like this belongs in Seans shemale-porn related post a couple of pages ago
Sep 26 2014 1:54PM
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Laurent.
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To recover from the last few images, time for ALPA.





















Sep 26 2014 4:46PM
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PacificRimJob
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Still not enough Alpa.









Sep 26 2014 4:57PM
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death_grips
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*DUMBCAN*Missing something?



I feel like this belongs in Seans shemale-porn related post a couple of pages ago


Haha exactly. Managed to make a pro dslr even uglier which is harddd
Sep 26 2014 6:04PM
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death_grips
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Back on track.
Sep 26 2014 6:08PM
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CashmereCat
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On mobile so I can't post pictures but the new brikk Nikon DF and 14-24 lux set is orgasmic.
Sep 26 2014 9:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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CashmereCatOn mobile so I can't post pictures but the new brikk Nikon DF and 14-24 lux set is orgasmic.


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...oh vom. Why did I even look this up.
Sep 26 2014 9:25PM
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CashmereCat
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DingoSean
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...oh vom. Why did I even look this up.


Yup. That's it. Do want.
Sep 27 2014 7:51AM
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PacificRimJob
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CashmereCatYup. That's it. Do want.


I want to make it never ever be a thing that's possible. Holy hell god almighty that is gaudy.

...as for another movie with a camera involved, looks like Deb used a pretty fast lens here.

Sep 29 2014 11:18AM
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death_grips
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hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sep 29 2014 4:49PM
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PacificRimJob
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inb4 Omnidata
Sep 29 2014 4:51PM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeaninb4 Omnidata


The one lens to rule them all.

Sep 29 2014 4:55PM
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lIllI
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omnidata

Still the sexiest camera I've ever seen.


SADBOY

Back on track.


I too like dick-shaped slabs of plastic haphazardly slapped together.

Arri and Aaton are still the only makers of attractive video cameras.
Oct 5 2014 10:00PM
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PacificRimJob
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Japanese machine gun camera. Wut.

Oct 14 2014 1:54PM
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PacificRimJob
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Why can't this be a thing. God damnit...







Oct 15 2014 3:24PM
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Laurent.
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DingoSean


Skeumorphistic faux-SLR body with EVF: Not even once.
Oct 15 2014 3:33PM
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PacificRimJob
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omnidataSkeumorphistic faux-SLR body with EVF: Not even once.


Compared to this monstrosity? I'd be all over it...



and definitely compared to these as well

Oct 15 2014 3:50PM
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Laurent.
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We promised to not talk about the Nikon of whom we do not speak, but now have you not spoken of that about which we do not talk?
Oct 15 2014 3:56PM
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PacificRimJob
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Um. Deng.



http://petapixel.com/2013/07/31/nikon-f2d-a-homemade-digital-nikon-f2-replica-crafted-out-of-wood/
Oct 21 2014 3:15PM
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steezysteeze
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DingoSeanand definitely compared to these as well

The only thing that canon would have on those would be full frame which overall is a subjective advantage when you consider size. Maybe I just like my X-T1 too much though...
Oct 21 2014 8:12PM
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PacificRimJob
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steezysteezeThe only thing that canon would have on those would be full frame which overall is a subjective advantage when you consider size. Maybe I just like my X-T1 too much though...


It would also look way cleaner than both.
Oct 22 2014 1:50PM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanIt would also look way cleaner than both.


Indeed because Canon would abolish any form of buttons, change the styling to something of their compact line because: who cares? And then have a crippled asthmatic flea power the AF.

Oh wait, they actually did do that.

http://youtu.be/LO7rxitFLZg
Oct 22 2014 1:55PM
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*DUMBCAN*
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Now that's what I call a tele adapter.

Dec 2 2014 7:42PM
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zbphoto
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*DUMBCAN*Now that's what I call a tele adapter.



Or a really stupid way to throw out all optical quality.
Dec 16 2014 2:18PM
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PacificRimJob
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zbphotoOr a really stupid way to throw out all optical quality.


Psh, who needs such plebeian things...
Dec 18 2014 12:08AM
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TijmenDal
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DingoSeanJapanese machine gun camera. Wut.



100fps. Awesome.
Dec 18 2014 3:03AM
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SupremeDeity
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Nikon 6mm 2.8
Dec 22 2014 10:08PM
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Blake.P
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SupremeDeity

Nikon 6mm 2.8


i saw this in person. there are only a few around and one popped up at photographica in copenhagen, which is about a block from where i went to school. safe to say i had to go check it out when i found out it was there
Dec 24 2014 1:36AM
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Laurent.
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too hipster?
Dec 30 2014 2:31PM
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CliffyByro
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omnidata


too hipster?


so tumblr
Dec 30 2014 6:37PM
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lIllI
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omnidata


too hipster?


I want to know what kind of living room that guy has.
Jan 4 2015 7:27PM
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Laurent.
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lIllII want to know what kind of living room that guy has.


This is how I live the American dream.

Jan 5 2015 7:56AM
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PacificRimJob
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omnidataThis is how I live the American dream.

Bullshit. You're living the Canadian dream.

Jan 6 2015 4:47AM
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Laurent.
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I just made an accident in my pants.

Jan 13 2015 12:52PM
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PacificRimJob
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Bringin it back.





^The MOST perfect looking Vseries.



^I don't even know what this is, but dat chrome.







^trolol

Jul 30 2015 5:47AM
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Laurent.
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DingoSeanBringin it back.





^The MOST perfect looking Vseries.



^I don't even know what this is, but dat chrome.


Jeager-Lecoultre Compass. The Compass was the result of a bet in which Lord Noel Pemberton Billing boasted he could create a camera that could fit inside a cigarette packet. After years of development, the Jaeger-LeCoultre Manufacture brought out the Compass. 4000 of them were made.

Made by a watch company so hideously complex. Nobody uses them, a lot of collectors want them.

3-6K depending on condition.
Jul 31 2015 12:40PM
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