i pulled a muscle in my back doing the trunk lift
not me btw. i feel like an old man and it hasn't gotten better in the past two weeks. i have my biggest swim meet coming up in a week so i really hope that changes
how do i start with the balls?? it's already hard enough getting it over the hair on top of my head and by the time it's past my shoulders i can barely breathe so the concept of then getting it down my torso and over my balls is just impossible, no condom is ever big enough -Gator.
This happened to me once but i was giving a speech then had an epilectic siezure in which i pulled out my massive penis and started wanking till i came on everyones desk screamming "MAKE IT RAIN BITCHES" -iski4fr33
Yea I'm not really sure, I broke my toe, but that's not really an issue and nothing can be done. There is this one thing though, while I was at Windells I took a few nasty spills, and I twister my knees up a bit. Now I'm not sure if there's even anything wrong, but I've been home for 2 weeks or so and it feels really stiff behind both my knee caps. I'm also feeling pretty intense tension below my kneecap and having trouble fully extending my leg. Any idea what that might be?
Yeah mine is starting to slowly diminish as well, I've been doing a lot of stretching at least 3 times a day and it seems to be working. However, when I cam back from camp it didn't help to have football conditioning the next day, but after 3 or 4 more practices I think all the running is actually helping.
Well, I split my friend's head open with my eye socket. I got a black eye, he got stitches. Weirdest injury ever.
ON3P, hardcore skis, softcore porn. -carbon.pulse$
PBR's movie was far better in my opinion -whistler14
Fornicate with women, acquire currency -batterslat.
If this makes the public hate freeskiers... then fuck the public. -Mr. Bishop
A few weeks ago, on the practice run for my first ever comp, (it was at night) a huge head wind was affecting the last booter (about 50ft) and I hit it, landed short, and my knee hit my cheek bone and I got a hairline fracture. Never broken a bone in my life, aaaaand i broke my face. Went straight back up and competed though! Managed to get silver as well! Yiew!
The Bloods and the Crips got nothin' on us. WOLF PACK FO LYF!
Dunno if its classified as an injury but wisdom tooth is infected need to go to the doctors tomorrow for sure feels like my face has been just hit by a train then struck by lightning then kicked in the face by thor and punched by the hulk. Pain is so intense I wanna just fucking hit something. Worst part is I don't have any pain medication and have to wait another 6 hours probably before anything can be done.
But anyways thats a bit off topic, i'd rather go home and eat some fancy dish soaps.
Dislocate both my femurs backwards (One was almost touching my spinal cord)
Dislocated my sacroiliac.
Fractured my pelvis in 6 places
Fractured 4 vertebrae in my neck (including snapping 1 in half)
Tore my MCL and have bad bone bruising in my knee
Tear in Shoulder
Torn Calf Muscle
Severe never damage.
imagine if your dick was so long you could wear it as a belt. Ive always had this stupid thought that a girl would come up to rub it because it was such a nice belt. Then you would get a boner and it would whip out and slap her.Just a thought. -radtad