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The perfect girlfriend ?

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FerrisBueller
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What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)


:D

Jul 31 2012 3:13AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
needless to say. i lime my women like i like my coffee. without any dicks
Aug 15 2012 5:09PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
goddamnit
Aug 15 2012 6:02PM
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grnwd
Posts: 421 - Karma: 90
this is way too true
Dec 5 2012 12:08PM
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Skittle.
Posts: 2537 - Karma: 718
my girlfriend bakes me cupcakes and odd pastries and shit for me to pick up on my way back from the mountain. it makes up for her slightly lacking skiing ability thats for sure.
Dec 5 2012 2:24PM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
5'8 ish
Dec 5 2012 2:47PM
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gurneykid
Posts: 181 - Karma: 6
How I Met Your Mother.
Dec 5 2012 2:56PM
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BChaps1209
Posts: 1350 - Karma: 2,441
comfortable with having conversations
cute w/ some sexy
confident
athletic
outdoorsy
fun
Dec 5 2012 3:29PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
Beauty is skin deep, my penis goes an inch deeper. Ferris Bueller I used to like the things you said.
Dec 5 2012 3:48PM
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Bisu
Posts: 34 - Karma: 228
Is a confident skier - Guys who don't like skiing with girls have not met the right kind of girls
Doesn't take life too seriously - Can laugh at herself
Beautfiul - in a subtle kind of way
Preferably from Ontario - to cut down on travel costs
Dec 5 2012 4:42PM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
a note compatibility, don't over think it. i just got engaged after 6 awesome years of dating a guy who at first i never even considered because he didn't fit my criteria. after getting to know eachother all that stuff went out the window. he is pretty far off from most of the qualities i looked for in a guy, but i still consider him the perfect boyfriend (errr fiance still getting used to that.)

her's my original criteria, checkmarks indicate what qualites my fiance has-
(x) tall
light skin/hair/eyes
(x) handsome
(x) fit
skis
likes football
(x) smokes ganj
drinks but not daily
doesn't smoked cigs
(x) doesn't partake in hard drugs
is into going to shoes and listening to jambands
(x) can do all essential man jobs (mechanics, plumbing, carpentry)
no facial hair
doesn't play video games
saver not a spender
cares about his local community/volunteers or contributes
(x) no manscaping
(x) no hair products
no jewelry (for now!)
(x) has a good career
doesn't drive a loud car
(x) leans left politically
isn't a mama's boy
non-religious
(x) eats meat
is interested in homesteading or starting a farm
doesn't want children or marriage
Dec 5 2012 5:14PM
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penguin_steeze
Posts: 2311 - Karma: 241
are you one of those "negro lovers"?
Dec 5 2012 5:52PM
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Kimbo~Slice
Posts: 522 - Karma: 194
or - hot, moist and best enjoyed in the morning?
Dec 5 2012 5:56PM
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mode2n
Posts: 2856 - Karma: 255
- Around the same height as me (5'8)

- Has a great taste in style (Music, clothes, etc)

- Actually cares about talking to me, keeps a conversation going

- As said previously, doesn't put me at the top of the list but keeps me a fairly big priority

- Isn't the average girl, and has a unique passion for something

- Always down to have a fun time just doing mellow activities here and there



I'd say those are the major points for my list!
 
Dec 5 2012 7:51PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
ATTRACTIVE
NOT CLINGY BUT ATTACHED
LONG HAIR
DTF
GAMER
SHE COOKS
SMELLS NICE ALL THE TIME
FRECKLES
FIT
SQUATS
FUN TO PARTY WITH
FUN TO ADVENTURE WITH
FUN TO COMMIT CRIMES WITH

Doesn't have to ski. Skiing is for with my good friends, not my girlfriend cuz then I can't tell them to send cliffs, etc...
Dec 5 2012 8:03PM
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Heart
Posts: 6156 - Karma: 3,462
lolol
Dec 5 2012 8:09PM
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cornholio
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Dec 5 2012 8:24PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56
she EXISTS, yeah that's about it maybe a little pretty but that's not required.
Dec 5 2012 9:32PM
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987321654hgfd
Posts: 5133 - Karma: 5,447
perfection...

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Dec 5 2012 9:36PM
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Da_Buddha
Posts: 802 - Karma: 1,182
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Dec 5 2012 10:14PM
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One.2
Posts: 674 - Karma: 3,310
skis mad lines
Dec 5 2012 11:01PM
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Caspaaa
Posts: 4830 - Karma: 1,465
simple.

-cute but can be sexy

-likes being active, working out, playing sports, going on spontaneous trips or just being outdoors... (if she likes skiing thats just a bonus)

-not shy around other people, easy to talk to

-shorter than me

-likes music, a lot

-likes to cuddle, a lot

-has realistic and respectable goals/ambitions in her life

-caring

-loyal

-equally a friend as she is a girlfriend


bonus points if she likes to drink and/or smoke. although i wouldn't date a girl who smokes more than just occasionally.
Dec 5 2012 11:05PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
Make up your mind bro! do you want her to give you space sometimes or cuddle with you every night???
haha jk but mine would prob be:

Can keep up on the mountain
Chill as fuck
Has to ski
Keeps a conversation going
Sexy but cut
Gotta ski
Can chill with the guys without acting like one
Oh and did i mention shes gotta be able to ski...
Dec 5 2012 11:07PM
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FreeskiThe603
Posts: 861 - Karma: 1,409
cute**
Dec 5 2012 11:08PM
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Sno.
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ahaha. lulz
Dec 5 2012 11:10PM
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Rialb
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Dec 5 2012 11:13PM
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Dr.Dealgood
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 1,352
If that picture in your profile is actually you, I'm impressed. But doubtful since the interwebz is ful of liez.

As far as trashy goes, I once dated a girl that could throw a dip in no questions asked. Not a problem.
Dec 5 2012 11:22PM
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Sno.
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cray cray
Dec 5 2012 11:25PM
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kebbek
Posts: 408 - Karma: 170
Perfect as long as she learns fast.
Dec 6 2012 12:06AM
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Ehh...
Posts: 1897 - Karma: 1,423
Goodness after reading this thread I feel I have like no standards pretty much.

Attractive
Can carry herself well.

Has flaws so that I don't feel like she is another world above me but still is a dime.

Skis

Intelligent in some manner doesn't have to be book smarts just smart at something.


Good conversationalist

Enjoyed quite time, and being together as well.
Dec 6 2012 12:14AM
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cbj
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i like my girls how i like my hamburgers: dead
Dec 6 2012 12:17AM
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Rialb
Posts: 565 - Karma: 154
But actually I usually just go for a girl only because she's attractive. I have commitment issues so chances of us actually getting to bf/gf status before I fuck something up are usually pretty slim and MOST of the time I can put up with really dumb/annoying/low self-esteem/daddy problems/snowboarder girls.
Dec 6 2012 1:00AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
blonde, blue eyes, 5'8, plays sports, skis, in school for nursing, outgoing, AND fun.
It is me, no lies.
Dec 6 2012 2:04AM
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TRASHY.
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you win
Dec 6 2012 2:21AM
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Stickity
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sings/plays an instrument and is always down to jam
not obsessed with her appearance ie can go without makeup
funny
smart
skis or longboards
down to smoke but not a pothead
not really religious
not clingy
Dec 6 2012 2:29AM
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DR.SHRED
Posts: 2134 - Karma: 503
the last two are a sign you should dump your current boyfriend and pick me up as the new one
Dec 6 2012 2:41AM
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Rialb
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Alberta.. what school?
Dec 6 2012 2:44AM
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cope+
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Amanda
Dec 6 2012 2:49AM
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TomasAa
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Perfect:
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Dec 6 2012 3:35AM
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Stickity
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yes please
Dec 6 2012 3:40AM
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MilfHunter777
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-She gotta have a nice ass
-She gotta be funny
-She gotta be down to smoke any day of the week
-She gotta be down for sex at least 2 times a week
-She needs to be able to tell me about a few current events in the news (intelligence)
-She gotta be a little ratchet (got a ratchet side)
-Love me when i'm broke, or filthy fuckin rich.
Dec 6 2012 8:00AM
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TomasAa
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btw, anyone know who the girl on the picture is? ̈ ^^
Dec 6 2012 12:58PM
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grapejuice3000+
Posts: 2132 - Karma: 1,985
perfect girlfriend is actually a guy
Dec 6 2012 1:06PM
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987321654hgfd
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2 times a day*
Dec 6 2012 1:06PM
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Spinoza
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she LOVES the smell of my sweaty balls. she wants to dig her nose in there just for her own pleasure. and she looks like Alsion Brie all the while
Dec 6 2012 1:09PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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...What are you implying?
Dec 6 2012 1:12PM
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S.RUZYCKI
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Dec 6 2012 1:20PM
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TRASHY.
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Edmonton, macewan university
Dec 6 2012 2:18PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Trashy, if you read books for pleasure... then it is a damn shame I'm moving WEST.


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Dec 6 2012 3:11PM
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Sdot.
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I love how you can tell differences in age by qualities a guy looks for.

Dec 6 2012 3:11PM
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whoa-dere
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tall bitches. not taller than me tho, so <6', so most girls.
Dec 6 2012 3:16PM
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