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asking for a girl who is between the ages of 20 and 22, as good at skiing as he is, who doesn't get jealous, doesn't get upset over stupid shit, understands mechanical engineering/physics, and doesn't get periods.
cute (not pain-in-the-ass hot)
trustworthy & faithful
DTF and likes to fuck aggressively
rips on snow
doesn't stress the small shit
burns trees like CO
has her shit somewhat together (doesn't need me to take care of her)
isn't too girly or high maintainance
isn't a drunk or a pillhead
likes it in the ass
has a life of her own and doesn't need to crawl into mine and run it
I'm sure there's more, but that's a decent start.
Oh they can get it, it just sucks when your girl gets an O rebound over you and dunks it in your face like Shawn Kemp in '94.
But as long as we stay outta da paint, I'm down for tall chicks.
Lol yeah, I always felt like it's a self-cleaning organ for a reason. Why would you stop it from cleaning itself??? It just doesn't make sense to me.
-Nice, firm round ass
-great face even without make-up
-flat stomach (don't need my girlfriend raiding my fucking fridge)
-no tattoos or piercings other than the ears (for bringing home to a very judemental mom purposes).
-Not a very big drinker but doesn't care that I'm gettin wobbly at the bar 5/7 nights a week
-Accepts the fact that i'm the man of the house which means: i control the remote, I choose the meals, and i drive the truck
-Doesn't care that I dip and if she wants to makeout theres a 9 times out of 10 chance i'm gonna have a lip of cope in.
-never bitches out when we have a bone sesh planned for that night and will even surprise me with wanting bring one of her fine ass friends in from time to time. (always a diferent friend, never the same)
-Doesn't care if a few of the boys want a closet show once in a while and makes puts on a near flawless performance for that the occasion
-Enjoys my racist humour and cracks black jokes when appropriate
-Has a racist dad that i can share jokes with and gather new material from
-parents are not divorced for complication reasons
It's the perfect girlfriend thread. That means listing what would be the most ideal situation of a girlfriend. Not what i'd be happy with or settle for but the best of the best situations. It doesn't make you shallow to list off the tings that are perfect for you although will never be reality