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The perfect girlfriend ?

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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
What do you guys think makes the perfect girlfriend?

For me its a girl who:

Is intelligent
Is funny
Is the perfect mix of cute/sexy
Shreds skates
Shreds skis
Smokes the herb
Makes you sandwiches and food if you ask nicely
Gives you some space when you need it.
Cuddles every night.
Likes to have sex most days (preferably everyday)


:D

Jul 31 2012 3:13AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 121
you forgot to mention the breasts.
Aug 1 2012 4:23PM
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jamodeo
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 663
short fit pretty psycho devil whore, fork it over
Aug 1 2012 4:29PM
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DaffyDaDak
Posts: 864 - Karma: 433

asking for a girl who is between the ages of 20 and 22, as good at skiing as he is, who doesn't get jealous, doesn't get upset over stupid shit, understands mechanical engineering/physics, and doesn't get periods.

Aug 1 2012 4:44PM
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WorthDaMoney
Posts: 1140 - Karma: 741
im not going to dump a chick just because shes bad at blowjobs...

she has to be super chill, like never really gets pissed for no reason.
gives me my own space and understands winter is for skiing... a lot.
has to be cute
someone i want to brag about to my friends.
Aug 1 2012 4:46PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,844
Kaitlyn Cooper on skis.
Aug 1 2012 4:49PM
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Ribss.
Posts: 3442 - Karma: 3,344
Oh I believe you are quite wrong. You know I could just have one of my local photographers to snap you up. Cool?
Aug 1 2012 5:30PM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

cute (not pain-in-the-ass hot)

trustworthy & faithful

adventurous

funny

DTF and likes to fuck aggressively

rips on snow

doesn't stress the small shit

burns trees like CO

has her shit somewhat together (doesn't need me to take care of her)

isn't too girly or high maintainance

can cook

isn't a drunk or a pillhead

likes it in the ass

has a life of her own and doesn't need to crawl into mine and run it

is spontaneous

I'm sure there's more, but that's a decent start. 

Aug 2 2012 9:22AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Oh they can get it, it just sucks when your girl gets an O rebound over you and dunks it in your face like Shawn Kemp in '94. 

But as long as we stay outta da paint, I'm down for tall chicks. 

Aug 2 2012 9:26AM
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.MASSHOLE.
Posts: 7408 - Karma: 11,040
Tall (but not taller than me)
Fit (Doesnt have to be some crazy gym/workout rat)
Shreds. Hard.
Goes fast
Understands my obsession with Boston Sports and Ski racing
Smart
GOOD GRAMMAR (holy shit, nothing is worse than when a girl sounds uneducated when writing or talking)
Funny
Doesnt over do sarcasm
Trustworthy
Isnt clingy
Nice butt.
Fun.


Probably more I am forgetting.

Aug 2 2012 9:41AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
my friends gf has an implant thing and she hasn't had a period in like 2 years or something. where there's a will, there's a way
Aug 2 2012 9:51AM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
haha my friend has one of those things (Nexplanon?) and I think its so fucking scary. Like, sure it would be nice to dont get my period but I keep thinking that it must be bad for you to not let that shit out of your body from time to time.

I tend to see my period as winning at life, like "fuck yeah, not pregnant, dodged that bullet once again".


I need to stop talking about periods.
Aug 2 2012 10:03AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
lol yeahhhh, completely unnatural to not get it, it can't be healthy imo. The one IUD does that too.
Aug 2 2012 10:11AM
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Giggs85
Posts: 22 - Karma: 15
it is nice for girl to meet boy in park but better for boy to park meat in girl
Aug 2 2012 10:12AM
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stalefish.
Posts: 464 - Karma: 79
not funny. at all.
Aug 2 2012 10:18AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627

Lol yeah, I always felt like it's a self-cleaning organ for a reason.  Why would you stop it from cleaning itself???  It just doesn't make sense to me. 

Aug 2 2012 11:19AM
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TRASHY.
Posts: 736 - Karma: 356
That makes sense now wanting a girlfriend who is taller than you, as I definitely don't want a boyfriend who is taller than me. I guess everyone who said a short girl is probably short as well.

I feel like that's probably not the case with every tall girl haha but I understand your opinion.
Aug 2 2012 11:50AM
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CliffyByro
Posts: 5678 - Karma: 3,903
yeah i really don't know how good it could be for the girl. guess it's their decision though
Aug 2 2012 11:50AM
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katie.
Posts: 2833 - Karma: 874
When you're younger it's like the worst thing in the world....now it's like hey little buddy, nice to see you're still around and I haven't fucked my life up.
Aug 2 2012 11:53AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
this guy knows whats good.
Aug 2 2012 11:57AM
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MountainManDan
Posts: 305 - Karma: 297
Well I'm confused as to what is considered "short" .... I'm like 5'6 but I still have small build
Aug 3 2012 8:16PM
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Davy.Crockett
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how bout tall guys?
Aug 3 2012 8:48PM
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MountainManDan
Posts: 305 - Karma: 297
Oh hey there
Aug 3 2012 9:50PM
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LIL_WAT
Posts: 1900 - Karma: 475
Apart from the 'skates' bit, this is pretty much my gf. /claim

Apparently, nser AKT.UP's ex-gf was a bit the same too.
Aug 3 2012 9:56PM
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Peppy
Posts: 346 - Karma: 341
How tall are you anywayz?
Aug 3 2012 10:01PM
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m-tang
Posts: 340 - Karma: 97
Fit
Likes skiing, climbing, mountain biking, any of those or any combination
Adventerous
blazes deh ganj
shorter than me
some kind of cute/sexy combo with more emphasis on cute because cute > sexy
gets my sense of humor
CHILL
Aug 3 2012 11:38PM
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SlimDunkin.
Posts: 2065 - Karma: 361
SO MUCH YES



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Aug 4 2012 12:44AM
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ShabbaRanks
Posts: 998 - Karma: 65
Tanned, 5'5 ish, curvy, nice tits but not to big, brunette or blonde, smart, can cook, is horny whenever i am, likes fashion, long hair, not fat. Perfect all around.
Aug 4 2012 12:57AM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
someone who gets me.
Aug 6 2012 10:50PM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
Daskis.
Aug 6 2012 10:52PM
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Broommasta
Posts: 764 - Karma: 56
as long as she is shorter than me and compliments my penis than im happy.
Aug 7 2012 6:37PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Ass to mouth
Aug 7 2012 6:44PM
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Jane6
Posts: 5359 - Karma: 4,505
o hai
Aug 8 2012 3:57AM
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LIL-WAT
Posts: 1510 - Karma: 146
To maximize sex.

Fuck waiting a week and fuck bloody sex.
Aug 8 2012 4:10AM
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jameskiy
Posts: 396 - Karma: 3
s0 d33p lyk3 !f you criedd :((((

but seriously, i agree with this.
Aug 8 2012 7:22AM
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De-Clan
Posts: 1920 - Karma: 3,696
as long as she skis and has nice style, and pretty, im cool with everything else
Aug 8 2012 11:09AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Hahahahahahahaha good one. Girls can be ultra horny when Aunt Flo is visiting, their orgasms are stronger and it's usually not bad at all anyways. Man up, get a few dark towels and bang it like a hammer, yo. Don't be scurr'd, it's only pussay.
Aug 8 2012 12:28PM
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jason...
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Aug 8 2012 12:32PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
lul wut??
Aug 8 2012 2:56PM
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roddy116
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-does a sport that is not volleyball or basketball or softball :P
-would go out with just me rather than a bunch of other people
-likes movies
-likes to laugh
-doesnt smoke, drink etc ( i don't)
-fun to be around
-i always have like darker skinned girls.
Aug 8 2012 3:52PM
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Broommasta
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nice excuses, thats what everyone who cant get laid says
Aug 8 2012 4:14PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'd have to say blonde, about 3 inches shorter than me (5'5") cute face, great body. I'm not into like super skinny girls, I like fit girls with nice boobs and a nice butt. Like C or bigger and a nice butt to grab onto hahah Uhm a girl who skis or snowboards, if she is an NS'er that is pretty much perfect. If she can play an instrument or sing thats a major turn on as I play guitar. I don't want her to obsess over me and like have her whole world revolve around me but I want her to definitely give me enough attention and keep me high up on her priorities just not number one. School and family should come before a boyfriend. But I like them to have other hobbies or passions. I like a girl who isn't a slut but who is sexual privately.

She needs to be honest. I want to be able to trust her to go out and get mega fucked up and not worry about her making out with some dude on the dance floor or some shit. I like a girl who lets me party but also keeps me in check so I'm not blacking out 3 times a week. Also if she smokes weed every now and again that's nice but i don't want a pot head. I want to be able to go out to a party with her and have a good time with my friends and hers and be able to go back home together and have a really awesome time just us two at home. I like a girl who keeps herself well, nice clothes, nice hair, but also doesn't laying around with me in our underwear watching futurama or movies all day and just hanging out. I don't like a lot of make up. I want her to be outgoing and adventurous who likes to travel and do cool things.

I also hate like gnarly PDA. A small kiss in public, holding hands, and a hand on the leg when we're out eating is all good. But if you're not drunk and try to make out with me like you want to fuck in front of other people, I'm not about that.

Basically my girlfriend right now meets almost (if not) all of these, especially the NS'er bit. I have honestly never dated a girl who came as close to exactly what I want. I'm pretty stoked on life for sure.
Aug 8 2012 4:16PM
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ffunkydank
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Myne would be a chick who, Has big titties Wants to have sex any night i want. Likes to get high No diseases! Nice ass. Funny. Not a annoying laugh. Not to attached to you. Doesnt have to be to smart idgaf. Likes to snowboard or ski. Really chill. ofcourse hot as fuck. Definatly shaves. No facial hair.
Aug 8 2012 8:59PM
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Nate_Higgers
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-32D titties

-Nice, firm round ass

-great face even without make-up

-flat stomach (don't need my girlfriend raiding my fucking fridge)

-no tattoos or piercings other than the ears (for bringing home to a very judemental mom purposes).

-Not a very big drinker but doesn't care that I'm gettin wobbly at the bar 5/7 nights a week

-Accepts the fact that i'm the man of the house which means: i control the remote, I choose the meals, and i drive the truck

-Doesn't care that I dip and if she wants to makeout theres a 9 times out of 10 chance i'm gonna have a  lip of cope in.

-never bitches out when we have a bone sesh planned for that night and will even surprise me with  wanting bring one of her fine ass friends in from time to time. (always a diferent friend, never the same)

-Doesn't care if a few of the boys want a closet show once in a while and makes puts on a near flawless  performance for that the occasion

-Enjoys my racist humour and cracks black jokes when appropriate

-Has a racist dad that i can share jokes with and gather new material from

-parents are not divorced for complication reasons

Aug 15 2012 1:49PM
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Dr.Dickless
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those last two guys don't sound like shallow douchebags at all...
Aug 15 2012 2:05PM
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El_Barto.
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Gimme a big ole hairy snatch to munch on and im happy
Aug 15 2012 2:08PM
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Nate_Higgers
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It's the perfect girlfriend thread. That means listing what would be the most ideal situation of a girlfriend. Not what i'd be happy with or settle for but the best of the best situations. It doesn't make you shallow to list off the tings that are perfect for you although will never be reality

Aug 15 2012 3:42PM
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Backyard.Skier
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You asked for a racist father... that's going beyond a "perfect" girlfriend.

And if I ever met a girl like that I would throw up.
Aug 15 2012 3:46PM
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*geezer*
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I'll be optimistic.....must be troll.
Aug 15 2012 4:44PM
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Nate_Higgers
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Why? because she has big tits, a nice ass, flat stomach, and good face? Guy are you gay?

Aug 15 2012 4:50PM
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