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bigTeddy
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post your stories about how you landed your GF. funny or serious
Oct 14 2004 10:47AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i just whip it out, they know whats up...

no talking no nothing just a little DAB



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 15 2004 11:51AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Date down... fat chicks.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Oct 15 2004 1:51PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11498 - Karma: 327
i was on the slopes me and my buddys built a kicker in the back country and i was sparkin a blunt when a few girls skied by then stopped then they came and talke dto us and they smoked i talked to one of them then it went from there lol.











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Oct 15 2004 1:59PM
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Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
Yeah, definetley just be confident in yourself. You gotta talk to them or nothing is ever gonna happen with you two


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E.C.S.M.
Oct 15 2004 2:06PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1886 - Karma: 11
well, since im a heterosexual female... lets go with how i got a boyfriend...

hmmm well, i just sit there, smile, and they offer me a drink (if were in a bar) or come up and start talking to me. then its my choice of whether or not theyre hot enough to fuck.

life's tough






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 15 2004 2:09PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
You gotta talk to them? Hmm, maybe that's what I'm not doing.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Oct 15 2004 2:16PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1886 - Karma: 11
meh sometimes... soemtimes not... depends on how horny we are and how hot you are. if youre hot and were horny... all you gotta do is get the stiffy

whoa... i just let out alot of information that i shouldnt have... ahhwell






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 15 2004 2:29PM
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ski_Crystal
Posts: 649 - Karma: 10
haha. this is too funny
did any of you guys ever try:
1) not being a jerk
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2) being nice

because guess what, it works

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*Kirsten*
Oct 15 2004 2:31PM
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Smithy
Posts: 1886 - Karma: 11
^indeed! hahahah! so true. nice guys always win over the hot ones.






T'as pas d'amis. C'est con pour toi.
Oct 15 2004 2:44PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Not quite, I think being nice and confident is key. Just being nice won't get you shit.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Oct 15 2004 2:45PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Horny girls? You don't say.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Oct 15 2004 2:46PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Horny girls. Hmmm, I never thought of that.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

''doo doo dood doo do da dah dah da, everybody in the house say 'wooooot woooooot', do doo dooo dod doo DAAAAAAh ba ba ba bum bum ba do do do dooo dah dah da, oh yeah, do do do daaa, everybody now, uh, yeah, uh uh yeah, do dah, do do do dooo dah, right on! wikky wikky wack, do do daaa ba dada, mmmmmm yeeeeeeeeah.''
-PhattTim
Oct 15 2004 2:47PM
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221
Posts: 3488 - Karma: 11
I was poundin beers down at my baseball windup like champ. like a fuckin champ. It charmed the pants off all the ladies, as usual. My future gf/wife was all over my bone-wair that night.

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Oct 15 2004 3:12PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
me either. i must be missing all the horny girls. god damnit.
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 15 2004 3:13PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
its so easy to get the ladies once you get a little alcohol flowing. it turns me into a man-whore.



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I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas


'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
Oct 15 2004 3:21PM
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Sharpy
Posts: 7596 - Karma: 19
i find alcohol doesn't make me more attractive to girls, but girls more attractive to me. I would never do a 6 beer girl or lower though, even if i've had more than 6 beers i wouldn't.
Oct 15 2004 3:27PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
alcohol just makes me more confident.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Oct 15 2004 4:14PM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
But less able.
-TAK, PPPhD
Oct 15 2004 4:14PM
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^i wouldnt know yet


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Oct 15 2004 4:43PM
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jsg
Posts: 7701 - Karma: 534
sex is a form of the devil if u arnt married geeeeeeeeeeeeeez
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Ok one time my mom told me i could go to school and make friends by saying drugs are bad, i did this to these guys who put white powder in their noses and i left the school with 17 stitches and i had to get an arm removed and hip surgery.
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Oct 15 2004 8:44PM
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hucker22
Posts: 6176 - Karma: 23
she took my hat and put it on and i go you look cute and then she wanted me so bad, and she had a bf but kissed me the next day and we made out everyday that weekend till she dumped her bf for me
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some people like their cucumber pickled
Oct 15 2004 8:57PM
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Barmski
Posts: 4342 - Karma: 811
im sorry girls but being nice is definely bullshit. It NEVER works for me. Its all about looks, I kno im not the best lookin guy in the world and therefore Im screwed. ME being nice to good lookin girl NEVER works, i kno from freakin experience godamit. And i try to be nice to everyone but it never works. So lie to us about another one cause I believe you. Im sorry Im not mad Im just sayin from my experience being nice has NOT worked.
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Sportin' the bath robe steeze.
since 1984

NO BRIAN, its I before E except after C, an when sounding like a in a neighbor in weigh and on weekends and holidays and all through out may and you'll always be wrong no MATTER WHAT YOU SAY!

You all take luck now! You take luck and care
Oct 15 2004 9:42PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
^ yup. i definately agree with that. nice guys finsh last. i'm the nicest guy ever, and the girls go and date cokeheads. my life = teh suck.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 15 2004 9:51PM
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-=koLLac=-
Posts: 4122 - Karma: 11
I dunno...why bother trying? I never do, and I end up in some relationships all the time. I'm not saying I'm hot, I can't judge that; kinda tall and skinny, not a football player, and I have to say, I've been quite fortunate with girls so far. nad what did I do? I was nice and funny. Careful not to try to be funny, makes one look dumb. It's gotta be natural. If you don't try and a girl is still interested, then it will last longer.
I'm kind of a goof too...




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^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Oct 15 2004 9:57PM
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Raoul_Duke
Posts: 584 - Karma: 17
If you are on this sight looking for help on getting a girl you are doomed. unless you are forty and still live with your mom, then you know this already. If not, then get used to the idea.
Oct 15 2004 10:02PM
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-=koLLac=-
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haha ^^^ good




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Useless Fact of the Moment:
'The starfish is one of the only animals who can turn it's stomach inside-out. '

^hahaha ONE of the ONLY ahahaha lmao
Oct 15 2004 10:18PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
^^ very good point. but there's a difference between asking for girl help on NS, and just posting how stuff goes down.....
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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 15 2004 10:32PM
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albatross.
Posts: 4380 - Karma: 772
if you want the really got girls, you gotta get some sponsors first.
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Oct 15 2004 10:37PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
no, money doesn't get the girls.





oh, wait, yes it does, nevermind.
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- Ian
~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'the objective was to get huge tits the size of mountains jack ass. i had to look at fat porn to make these.' - bitchassphatz
Oct 15 2004 10:39PM
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TheWorst
Posts: 7883 - Karma: 17
why have one girlfriend when you can have many?
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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
Oct 16 2004 9:51AM
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the_unknown
Posts: 553 - Karma: 24
^^^ thats the only good thing about mormans
Oct 16 2004 2:39PM
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Astomp
Posts: 10090 - Karma: 344
learn to spell stupid fucker before you try to tell a joke. mormon.


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There is a man, A certain man, And for the poll you may be sure that hell do all he can, who is this one whos favorite sign just by his action has attraction magnets on the run, who likes to smoke, enjoys a joke and wouldnt get a bit upset if he were really broke with wealth and fame hes still the same i bet you five if not alive that you dont know his name.

**NWFT**
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Oct 16 2004 4:44PM
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Baker
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 18
multiple girls just gets you into trouble



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- Josh Rainey
- Jackson Hole

I ain't the type of brotha made for you to start tessin', give me a smith and wesson and i'll have niggas undressin' -nas


'maybe we should stick to anal sex and fighting preggos heh?'-ellerman
Oct 16 2004 5:10PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
it's great...all the chicks i know see me biking (in my lycra shorts) and they don't even care. i shave my legs and they don't even care either. as a matter of fact i think they like me more because i just do different stuff like that. like every day i dress differently too. one day i'll go and wear like all dark clothes, and then dress really preppy, and then pimp the flannel...the women love it
Are you feelin me? I'm on a killin spree.

There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Oct 16 2004 5:21PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
and you know, chicks dig guys with money. well... not all chicks. well, the kind who'll double up on a guy like me do.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 8:41PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
^Brilliant. He's managed to smoothly fit multiple Office Space references into one thread.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 8:52PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
yes, but the truth is, i too believe in not trying.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 8:57PM
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highfive
Posts: 3087 - Karma: 11
all the threads eventually evolve into some shit that has nothing to do with the original question.

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Oct 16 2004 9:04PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
fuckin right
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:05PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Beramoooooooowwwww im just gonna leave ridiculous shit on your answering machine...




But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 9:08PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
just remember, youre all nothing without me.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:12PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
So let me get this straight, because we're friends that makes us niggers?

No, no, no, niggas, NIGGAS, there's a difference.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 9:25PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
it is impossible to have an intelligent conversation with your white ass
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:31PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
i once hugged a girl



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Oct 16 2004 9:34PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
Yeah! But Do you know that 78% of all chicks that have fake tits involved in boating accidents do not drown?



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 9:37PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
it's common knowledge
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:39PM
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J.D.
Posts: 21362 - Karma: 5,141
HIJACKED!

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 16 2004 9:40PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
That's alright Chico, I don't blame you. I've been beatin' this Jimmy Walker lookin' motherfucker all god damn night, he can't win.




But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 16 2004 9:41PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
i didnt say id tell you where you bought your shoes, i said id tell you where you got em. and right now, you got em on your feet.
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Oct 16 2004 9:43PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I'm not sure I wanna be hanging out with a guy who noticed a crease in my pants.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

Ninja Steeze 05
Oct 16 2004 9:45PM
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