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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Any guys have this problem?

this post is getting removed right away but i really need some help or something.

When i was in Mexico my balls hung low ass. That shit was stickin to everything man, i couldn't handle it, it drove me crazy! I htought it was the humidity or something. But now that summer is here im realizing its just the heat. I know how that whole thing works and shit to keep you stuff healthy but screw that i dont care, i cant handle the uncomfortableness of it stickin to everything.

Anyone have any suggestions?


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 17 2002 12:32AM
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jono
Posts: 1744 - Karma: 22
your porblem is ball stickage, there is no solution
Jun 17 2002 12:35AM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
baby powder man. dry those sumnabitches out.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 17 2002 12:35AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
get shawn to rub em dry for ya every night
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 17 2002 12:41AM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
I know shawns into that shit, but im not down.
baby powder hahahahahahaha


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 17 2002 12:41AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
yeah i dont think there a solution tot hat..i get ball stickage once in awhile if its boiling out and im wearing pants with cotton boxers or something...
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Jun 17 2002 1:18AM
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Dspin900
Posts: 3512 - Karma: 89
baby powder, gold bond....or u could go brief style or whatever but im all aobut boxers

Jun 17 2002 1:21AM
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--J()nes--
Posts: 1049 - Karma: 23
motor oil works best....TRUST ME...



**I'd rather be skiing**

'this cold weather is going to cause me to kill something. watch out lady bugs - you're going down!!!!' - Mr.Hunt

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Jun 17 2002 1:25AM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
mouths.

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

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Jun 17 2002 1:16PM
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yeti
Posts: 6335 - Karma: 17
just buy some cheap mexican chick to lick your ball-sweat away whenever u wish.


'I am going back online. I feel safe there.' - Piot Modrak aka lord_piot
Frostmonkey

Jun 17 2002 3:03PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10887 - Karma: 2,165
that would work but then again, herpes aren't cool. all those mexi bitches got herpes everywhere.

baby powder works nicely




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Jun 17 2002 3:32PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
baby powder, hhaha

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 17 2002 4:44PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
man fuck you assholes, you know i dont grab balls, 'specially your low hangin little ones bitch

and dude, your saggy balls problem is from havin your hands down your pants 24/7, its not healthy man, i know you can't stop, but you have to try





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

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Jun 17 2002 5:41PM
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FreshCoast
Posts: 5602 - Karma: 34
Yeah Baby powder works well! I highly reccomend it...not that I have tried it or anything...
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Jun 17 2002 7:17PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
no joke? i heard same with your ass...true?

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 17 2002 8:46PM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
the loser shawn speaks.. hehe.
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 17 2002 11:23PM
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SVHucker
Posts: 2354 - Karma: 12
I like basketballs


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Jun 17 2002 11:30PM
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evanster
Posts: 130 - Karma: 10
gold bond! that will cool those things down



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Jun 17 2002 11:33PM
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BrodyLeven
Posts: 7016 - Karma: 187
no way..that's for itching...

Brody
i wont drop out of high school for skiing, mom

www.fateclothing.com
any fate questions or orders, let me know.
Jun 17 2002 11:54PM
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thegreyarea
Posts: 3265 - Karma: 34
baby powder prevents them from sticking together. a friend of mine and i saw it in a movie and when he'd play lacrosse wearing all those pads in 95 degree weather he'd put it in his cup and it made it all better...i never tried it during lax season...but i guess you can try that.
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Jun 17 2002 11:58PM
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SkunKJiB
Posts: 805 - Karma: 10
gold bond. extra strength. thats my answer to any question concerning the balls.
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Jun 18 2002 12:01AM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Screw that gold bond shit for your balls, thats for itches man. But baby powder sounds good.

And its not my fault my hands are always down my pants, I developed that habit as a joke and i can't break it now man. I might need help

I think my hands are always down there because my balls are hangin too low man, i gotta cup em so thye i dont sit on em and shit, that sucks, when you sit on em and its all tight and shit (this is getitng graphic) but whatever its enjoyable when my hands are down there.


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 18 2002 1:33AM
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AppSkier
Posts: 4797 - Karma: 86
buy some compression shorts, like the ones you wear if you played a sport of something.


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Jun 18 2002 11:13AM
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Canadian_kicker
Posts: 1785 - Karma: 13
whats wrong with hands on a guys balls? i like it fine. lol
You're head is as empty as a Phatt Tim's underpants.
You know what, I'm tired. Could you just call your self an idiot.
I like my bird! - Dave Pauls
Jun 18 2002 1:58PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
what you need is Tolnatate Powder its like baby powder and its also anti fungal...it cures athletes foot...its 1% tolnafate power and the rest is talc....and it also cures jock itch and ringworm...you can buy it at a local drug store.....if they can only put 1% of the active ingrediant i think itll solve your problem
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
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Jun 18 2002 2:15PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
hahahaha all you guys have sticky balls!!! haha you sticky-balled motherfuckers!!!

ryan man, the more you play with your balls......uhh................the more.....you.......are......gay? ...i got nothin





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - Anonymous

'Get that shit outta my ass nigga!' - me when i wrestled my dad...i mean ..my friend....brad.....yeah.
Jun 18 2002 3:26PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
soo!!! atleast we have balls
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 18 2002 4:13PM
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nipe
Posts: 2586 - Karma: 6
baby powder works the best. i usually use it if im going somewhere in a suit or tux and its gonna be hot, i dont want to be standing around alot of people or something and keep grabbing my balls
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Jun 18 2002 4:30PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
what i hate is when a bitch is bobbin on my dick.. but she is scared to grab a hold of my balls.... seriously.. a chick needs to learn to take charge of the situation and learn some ball handling skilz.

thats what i hate.

dmb

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 18 2002 5:13PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
I can agree with girls handleing those bitches a little more! Anywyas i dunno how much more of this low hangin shit i can handle, yesterday in my law exam i had to have my hands down there the whole time, i dont want to sit on them, thursday im gonna try thast baby powder shit for em.

You really dont have anything do you shawn?


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 19 2002 12:20PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
dirty...ball handling skills? maybe if you play basketball with her for 1/2 hour she'll be ready
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 19 2002 12:46PM
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kowabunga
Posts: 251 - Karma: 10
hahah well, if the bother u THAT much, you could get castarated, but, if you wanna have kids....
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Jun 19 2002 1:47PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
Ryan, I officially got more game than you now, I beat you to the threesome, i had a threesome on sat night, at one point there were 3 girls on the bed, but the 3rd had a b/f downstairs, and the funny thing is, is that i was bein sick cause i was drunk outta my mind, i was pukin in the garbage and then i was sittin up with two different titties in my hands while 2 chicks were kissin each other...man, i dunno how i do it, i had a threesome when i was throwing up....Ryan, beat that.....beat that.





The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and she rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes's dad

'I like little boys' - Phrosty
Jun 21 2002 3:11PM
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five0
Posts: 11466 - Karma: 36
wow..howd u do that?
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HI MOM,HI MIKE NICK:andy and adam making fun of another Line person

'i jerk off so much that when i have sex with my girlfriend i feel like im cheating on my dick'
'when i was little i used to think being crazy was not putting the safety harness when i was on the merry go round horse..now i fly down mountains strapped to pieces of wood and go off jumps in an attempt to put space between my feet and the ground'
newschoolers.com anthem dedicated to all skiiers

Jun 21 2002 3:35PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
its not a threesome if you dont get the bitches naked and fuck them!! dont claim brotha.

you dont have that much game.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 22 2002 12:33PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Ya shawn you can't claim that shit man, but i respect the pimpingness of vomiting and getting ass at the same time, thats pimp. You were just touchin their titties though, remember in grade ten with jen and those other nasty fucks!!! Anywyas jeff hit up a foursome style in mexico, dont say anything you dumb shit, and baby powder doesnt work man, my nuts are still hangin

You'll never top me man, i am an animal, im just playin that was a pimp story
later


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 22 2002 9:13PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
dirty, I want to see you pass out in a bed, start throwin up, and then i want to see three girls walk in, get naked on top of you and start kissin each other....And they were naked, but i was too drunk to fuck man, I'm kickin myself, but it just wouldn't co operate....and as well, it was a heat score, at my friends party, in his mom's bed......thats sketch. And how can you say I have no game? I didn't that night, that's for sure, but I still got play.....I don't know how I do it...good genetics or somethin




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
Jun 24 2002 1:30PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
Hahahahahahahaha







thats it


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 26 2002 5:45PM
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Dirty
Posts: 679 - Karma: 12
skipimp your nose is getting longer by the word.

you need pubes before you can have sex with a girl man.

'what the fuck you mean is he fuckin dead? the nigga layin there wid all types of fuckin blood comin out his head'
Jun 26 2002 5:50PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
shit man, that sucks, i shaved all mine off


Dirty, ill post some pics i have, then well see whats long
hahaha




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
Jun 26 2002 9:16PM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
well i didn't read anything other than the firstpsot....cuz i didn't wanna read about your guys' nuts.....but the reason your nuts are hangin low is the same reason why they tuck up when it's cool as fuck.............they move to the right temp. for sperm to stay good...........as you should know if you took science

a conversation with jizack:

jizack97801: your spankin it aren't ya brother
bitch ass phatz: how'd you know?
jizack97801: well i figured thats what i was doin so i don't know dude i just knew
bitch ass phatz: dude i am putting that in my sig
jizack97801: go ahead and give er hell and put it in there, I aint scared
jizack97801: dudes beat it and thats the fuckin bottom line
jizack97801: quote unquote
jizack97801: its like dude, good whackin it is just like livin in a primal scream
Jun 26 2002 9:20PM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
science is for chuumps




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me when some fag was at my party drinkin Coors light.
Jun 26 2002 10:17PM
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UrbanSkier
Posts: 211 - Karma: 10
I remember that science shit


FUCK THAT though

I want unhealthy sperm for a while, till im like married and shit, that healthy sperm gives to many scares man, i want dead sperm, i want my balls to shrink up to my dick so that shit isnt hangin so low, thats it

shawn you got game man!


Uh.....What class do we have?
Mr. Law
what?
I forgot
Jun 29 2002 1:42AM
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sirjibsalot
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 19
wear some breif and throw a bag of ice in the front..not only does it make you package look larger...it keeps it cool and unsaggy.
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Jun 29 2002 2:19AM
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skipimp_
Posts: 5700 - Karma: 113
why dont you just stuff kleenex in your fuckin boxers...shit man, that aint cool




The only thing wrong with snowboarders is that they snowboard

'I busted all over my stomach and he rubbed it all over me, it was awesome' - J()nes

'I like little boys' - Phrosty

There's nothing I respect more than someone who can make me laugh

'COORS LIGHT!?!?! what the fuck, you pussy, get the fuck outta my house!' - Me
Jul 8 2002 6:55PM
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