so i wake up late. i go to starbucks. somehow i make it to class on time. i take a test. go to my second where i find out that while i was in seattle we turned in a lot of stuff, but because i didnt tell him i was leaving, i cant turn it in.
at break, i go across the parking lot with 3 of my friends and have a cigarette. as soon as were about to walk back, 2 narks ride up in their cart (haha) and tell us to put our stuff in the cart and go to the office. i had a whole pack of squares on me, so i knew i was fucked no matter what. we go to the office, fill out a report, and the first guy goes in. tam and i are just talking and then sara goes in. she comes out and then tam goes in. im by myself. she comes out and lip syncs, 'youre fucked.' i go in, and the first thing they say is, were you smoking. i say yes, and they thanked me for being honest. TO MAKE A LONG ANNOYING STORY SHORT. they called the cops, nothing happened to the other people, and i get cited with a misdemenor for minor in posession. ...of tobacco. thats fine. whatever. but then they tell me that in lue of suspension i have to go to tobacco education for 6 weeks and then it will be cleared. thats fine. BUT THEN, a cop shows up and im sitting in the office and he starts harassing me about everything that i just said 5 min ago and then he starts to convince the supervisor to suspend me. i start crying and then he fucking starts asking me why im crying and starts mocking me and telling me how stupid i am. he then fucking proceeds to pull out a calculator and starts figuring out how much money i will spend on camels during my lifetime. im sorry, but isnt that basic edu that you learn in fucking 4th grade? so he calls my mom, she doesnt care, and she told me to start respecting him more. he starts yelling at me again while i put the phone down, and she hears that, and so she demands to talk to him and then calls him a prick. then i get into more trouble and now i have to pay a fine.
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