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THRUSTERS ARE FUCKING CLIMBING

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Dinner420
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<<ATTENTIO>>SOMEONE THE FUCK NEEDS TO GET TO THRUSTERS IN JETWAY 3C AND 3D. THEY ARE AT 92%.... IF WE MISS THIS CHANCE WE ARE FUCKED FOR 2 WEEKS. GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF YOUR ASSES AND DO SOMETHING. WE NEED TO GET TO ALFA CNETARI AND NOT FUCK THIS MISSSION OVER.
Jul 23 2012 5:00PM
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*TURBONERD*
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MAJOR TOM TO GROUND CONTROL, I'M STEPPING THROUGH THE DOOR
Jul 23 2012 8:59PM
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*TURBONERD*
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OH, AND THE STAIRS AND STARS BOTH LOOK VERY DIFFERENT.
Jul 23 2012 9:06PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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BIG RED STANDING BY, AWAITING ORDERS.
Jul 23 2012 9:12PM
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DrZoidberg
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WHAT IS THIS THREAD
Jul 23 2012 9:12PM
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Errl
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Jul 23 2012 9:20PM
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malonius_funk
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WHAT ISN'T THIS THREAD???!!!! IT'S ALL I COULD'VE ASKED FOR AND MORE. IT'S NOTHING I ASKED FOR AND LESS. EVERYTHING IS NOTHING. LIFE IS SUFFERING. THRUSTERS ARE FUCKING CLIMBING!!!!!!!!
Jul 23 2012 9:21PM
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PON3
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LIFT OFF CONFIRMED, THIS ISNT RED LEADER
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Jul 23 2012 10:01PM
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malonius_funk
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10-4 RED LEADER, THIS IS JUMBO SHRIMP. NEW SHIPMENT OF THC FUEL IS EN ROUTE. ETA 69 MINUTES. SIT TIGHT AND KEEP THE TOOTHBRUSH PRESSURE ON. SWITCH 44362 YANKEE DELTA. COPY OVER DOGGY PADDLE.
Jul 23 2012 10:03PM
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Dinner420
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Easy there green horn. Mission status pending. We are recharging our cranial thrusters with a much needed thc boosting in order to jump to Andromeda. From there we are traveling to the Kush solar system where we will be landing on a planet Nexus-30 to mine Trichomium oar. For now I am going to pump as much thc concentrates feasibly possible into the veins of my arms as we are still on standby. I would suggest you do the same. We are almost there Rooster, patience.


Jul 23 2012 11:03PM
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*TURBONERD*
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We've been researching alternatives to THC fuel here at strobe squad, and we've found methylenedioxymethamphetamine to be an excellent substitute. As such, we'll be using it for subsequent launches to planet 3-pin. Until then, party on and use it as you see fit.
Jul 23 2012 11:44PM
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theBearJew
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DISREGARD ORDERS. ONLY REGARD YELLING ORDERS. MISSION STATUS IS A GO. I REPEAT IT IS A GO. THURSTERS ARE AT 80% PERCENT AND READ TO BOOST. MAKE SURE ALL SYSTEMS ARE READY FOR HIGH VELOCITY INTAKE. SOME INTERNAL BODILY FUNCTIONS MAY OCCUR DURING FLIGHT. BEWARE AND WEAR A DIAPER. NASTY BUTLER CHECKING OUT
Jul 23 2012 11:45PM
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JWoods
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CAPTAIN THIS IS 293-039-714 REPORTING FOR DUTY THE THRUSTERS HAVE BEEN VECTORED AND SET FOR A COURSE OF 14N 37S 02E 13W GET READY FOR COURSE CHANGE IN T MINUS 6.29 SECONDS ATTACH SEAT BELTS
Jul 24 2012 12:31AM
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Dinner420
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VECTORS LOOK VERRY NICE. SUPERB CALIBRATING INDEED. STRAP ON THOSE SEAT BEALTS AND HOLD THOSE DICKS GENTLEMEN CAUSE ITS GOING TO BE A BUMPY GOD DAMN RIDE AS WE PASS THROUGH AN ASTROID BELT AT THE OUTER EDGE OF KUSH. TIME TO GET THE TRICHOMIUM OAR ON NEXUS-30. NEXUS-30 IS FULL OF GODESS LIKE HUMANIODS DO NOT LET THEM LUER YOU INTO THEIR MISSCHIEVIOUS TRAPS. THEY ARE KNOWN TO LAY OUT WEED TO DRAW CREWMAN AWAY FROM THE SHIP. REMEMBER NEVER EXIT THE SHIP WITHOUT TAKING THE PERSCRIBED DOSAGE OF THC PEOPLE. LEARN FROM WHAT HAPPENED TO 10-53-00 HIS MIND COLAPSED UNDER THE VACCUM OF SPACE BECUASE HE FAILED TO TAKE HIS REQUIED DOSAGE OF THC. TAKE YOUR THC!!! AND TAKE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN THE MORE THE BETTER.
Jul 24 2012 1:15AM
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Ribss.
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10-04-20 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! THC LEVELV HAVE REACHED MAXIMUM! CREW PREPARED FOR LIFTOFF. NEXUS REACTORS AT 200%




BEGIN COUNTDOWN SIR!
Jul 24 2012 1:33AM
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Peter.
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this has been the best summer nsg thread this year
Jul 24 2012 1:40AM
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Nurgle
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This is the first thread that has ever made me break out laughing on NS. Congratulations.


NIHILISTIC SPACE CREW IS ADJUSTING THRUSTERS to 2.8 MEGATONS>>>> SUICIDE RUN IS INITIATED AGAIN THE NATURALISM HOME-BASE>>> end transmission.
Jul 24 2012 1:40AM
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JWoods
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293-039-714 HERE I"M BEGINNING TO FEEL THE EFFECTS EVERYTHING I SEE IS IN A NEW LIGHT. I BELIEVE WE NEED TO GET DOWN TO THE SURFACE OF THE CLOSEST PLANET TO HARVEST SOME FOOD THOUGH. I"M STARTING TO FEEL INCREDIBLY HUNGRY AS A RESULT OF THE SPACE FLIGHT
Jul 24 2012 2:15AM
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Master_Debater
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DINOSAURS!
Jul 24 2012 2:21AM
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Dinner420
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CAPTAIN SPEAKING

TECHNICAL PERSONNEL GET TO THE LANDING PADS AND SET THE BACK THRUSTERS ON 2.5 GIGA TONS OF THRUST. GREEN BASE HAS OUR LANDING ZONE LOOCKED AND KEYED. IT IS ALL AUTO PILOT ONCE WE REVERSE THE THRUSTERS. THC INTAKE SEQUENCE INITIATING. AIR TO THC LEVELS IN SHIP ARE 20% AND RISING. CALIBRATING CHANGES IN PRESSURE IN FUEL HOLDS AND VENTILATING ENGINE CELL EXHAUST THROUGH OUT THE CABINS.
Jul 24 2012 2:30AM
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Dinner420
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AMAZING VIEW FROM GREEN BASE AS WE LAND ON NEXUS-30

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Jul 24 2012 2:46AM
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Ribss.
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VENTING OXYGEN IN WITH THE THC PARTICLES TO BEGIN ACCLIMATION WITH THE CREW SIR. VENTING FUEL CELLS FOR LADING APPROACH. ALL SYTEMS VERY GREEN AND HARVESTING EQUIPMENT IS BEING PREPPED. 100% SUCESS RATE ON THE TIMESPACE DRIVE BUT WE WILL NEED TO HARVEST NEXUS ON THIS PLANT TO REFUEL AND RETURN IF THE TRICHOMIUM FIELDS ARE NOT BOUNTIFUL, BUT AS GREEN TEAM HAS NOTIFIED US THAT INITIAL REPORTS ARE LOOKING GOOD!
Jul 24 2012 2:54AM
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Charlie_Kelly
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WEAPONS HOT. ION CANNON SET TO FULL BORE. XL3 SAGA ROCKETS PRIMED AND HOT. PHAZER LOCKED. GO FOR FIRE.
Jul 24 2012 12:06PM
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malonius_funk
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RED LEADER, THIS IS JUMBO SHRIMP, OVER. EVAC SHIP IS AIRBORNE. ETA AS;LKF J MINUTES. 65 89 5858585 DEGREES NORTH SOUTH. TURRETS A GO GO. THC AFTERBURNERS NEGATORY. PUPPY DOG SLIP SLAP. OVER AND OUT.
Jul 24 2012 12:30PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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JUMBO SHRIMP, THIS IS PENIS BAILEY, THRUSTERS ARE INEBRIATED. REQUESTING QUANTUM FLUSH.PIMPSLAP, SLIPPERY SALMON, TITTYBAR RILEY. OVER AND OUT.
Jul 24 2012 1:46PM
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malonius_funk
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PENIS BAILEY, THIS IS JUMBO SHRIMP. QUANTUM FLUSH IS A GO. THC AFTERBURNERS RENDEZVOUS 8576N NNNN NNN. JOCKSTRAP THROAT GRANDMOTHER. POP POP WOOP WOP.
Jul 24 2012 2:10PM
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Errl
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Jul 24 2012 2:38PM
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Dinner420
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CAPTAIN IS BACK ONLINE

LIEUTENANT FROSTY OF GREEN DIVISION HAS CLEARED US FOR THE HARVEST. YOU ALL MUST EXIT WEARING FULL PRECAUTIONARY GEAR. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR MASKED AIR SUPLY SECURELY FASTENED TO THE FACE. THE AIR WITH IN YOUR TANKS IS A MIXTUR OF 50% NITROGEN, 20% OXYGEN, AND 40 PERCENT TERPENOPHENOLIC COMPOUNDS.

MISSION: COLLECT AND RETRIVE POLLEN SACHS, AND FLOWERS OF THESE NEW AND NEVER BEFORE SEEN SPECIES OF CANNABIS AND THC BASED LIFE FORMS. SPECIMEN WILL BE EXAMINED IN THE HOLDING BAY BY OUR ON BOARD BOTANOLOGISTS AND BIOLOGISTS FOR STANDARDIZED FIELD TESTS.
Jul 24 2012 3:21PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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CAPTAIN, IT APPEARS MY OXYGEN MIXTURE IS RUNNING LOW. I NEED EMERGENCY RELIEF. TOO FAR AWAY TO REACH IN TIME.PLEASE..SEND..SOMEONE...(RADIO SILENCE)...
Jul 24 2012 3:31PM
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malonius_funk
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HANG IN THERE SOLDIER. EVAC SHIP ETA IS 30000000 1/2 SECONDS. RESORT TO RESERVE OXYGEN BLADDER. GUCCI MANE WACKA FLACKA. BEEFCAKE. OVER AND OUT.
Jul 24 2012 3:35PM
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PacificRimJob
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dinner420 has sent me probably 30 PM's in the last day.
Jul 24 2012 3:58PM
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Dinner420
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THATS BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T STEP UP AND TEND TO THE CLIMBING FUCKIN THRUSTERS. YOU WERE IN CHARGE OF JETWAY 3C AND 3C. YOU HAD ME FREAKING MY SHIT OUT. THANKFULLY SOMEONE PULLED THROUGH AND GOT THIER SHIT TOGETHER.

I THOUGHT YOU DIED FROM MIND IMPLOSION AND LACK OF THC. ITS GOOD TO HERE FROM YOU MAN.
Jul 24 2012 4:05PM
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malonius_funk
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GENERAL, SO RELIEVED YOU MADE IT TO MISSION HQ. FALAFEL CAKES. WHAT ARE YOU'RE ORDERS FROM HERE ON OUT SIR? HOW WILL WE PROCEED? BEEFNUTZ. JUMBO SHRIMP OUT.
Jul 24 2012 4:05PM
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Flacko
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Jul 24 2012 4:15PM
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CliffyByro
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stupid fatass is pointing a gun at his buddy's face.
Jul 24 2012 4:19PM
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malonius_funk
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STUPID FATASS????!!!! THATS COLONEL BEEFCAKE, A NATIONAL HERO MOTHER FUCKER. DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT. HE RISKS HIS ASS EVERYDAY SO YOU CAN SIT AT HOME AND JACK OFF IN A SOCK YOU LITTLE FUCK STICK.
Jul 24 2012 4:30PM
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PacificRimJob
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Alright comrades...


Jul 24 2012 4:31PM
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RalphLauren.
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I HEARD HE MADE THE FUCKING KESSEL RUN IN LESS THAN 12 PARSECS
Jul 24 2012 4:38PM
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Ric.
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RED ROBIN REPORTING IN
Jul 24 2012 4:40PM
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Ribss.
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GREEN 10-04-20 REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR! EVAC CREWS SUCCESFULLY RETRIEVED SOLDIER GRANITE STATE AND RETURNED HIM TO MOTHERSHIP. SOLDIER IS SUFFERING MAJOR CANNABURNS AND NEEDS TRICHOMEMIC REGERNATION ASAP SIR! AUTHORIZE?

RED-2 HAS FAILED TO REPORT FOR DUTY AND THE REST OF GREEN TEAM IS LAGGING IN THE SACH AND THC FIELDS. SOLDIERS ARE LOOSING MORALE. EXTRA RESERVES OF CARBONATED BARLEY BEVERAGES BEING DISTIBUTED TO CREW. ADVISE ON NEXT ACTION SIR!?
Jul 24 2012 4:42PM
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Dinner420
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COPY 10-04-20

IT SOUNDS LIKE EVERYONE NEEDS TO TAKE A HEALTHY HIATUS AND EAT SOME PAPA JOHNS PIZZA. THERE ARE PLENTY OF REFRESHMENTS. BONGS ARE ALL LOADED AND IN ROTATION IN THE LOUNGE ON NUBULA 5 LEVEL 6. GREEN TEAM 6 FOUND A 4,000 POUND ROCK OF TRICHOMIUM OAR SO I THINK ITS SAFE TO CALL THE CREW IN FOR SOM CELEBRATORY TOKES.
Jul 24 2012 4:57PM
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Ribss.
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AYE AYE CAPTAIN! CREW WILL TAKE SOME MUCH NEEDED R&R BUT WILL STAY ON CALL. REPORTS ARE COMING IN OF SOME ODD OTHER-WORLDY SPECIAS HIDING OUT THERE. NO THREAT AS OF YEY, BUT WE NEED TO STAY ON OUR TOES, COMMANDER.
Jul 24 2012 5:14PM
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Ribss.
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KIEF SELECTIONS ARE BOUNTIFUL RIGHT NOW. THE GIANT TRICHOMIUM ROCK WE MINED SHALL SUPPLY US FOR MONTHS. BONGLOADS ARE PACKED AS SELECTED ON LEVEL 4 OF NEBULA 5. THERE ALSO THEESE 4/20 STATIONS LOCATED AT LEVELS 4 THROUGHOUT NEBULA'S 1-420.

GREEN 10-04-20 TAKING TRIPLE B BREAK. (BITCHES, BEER, BUD BREAK).
Jul 24 2012 6:04PM
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Jul 24 2012 6:12PM
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Pmoore
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Colonel Red Eye Checking In.


ACORDING TO RETINA DISPLAYS THE PLANTS ON YAVIN 4 PRODUCE A CLEAR LIQUID THAT CAN BE USED TO COUNTER ACT TEH RECENT OUT BREAKS OF GLOOSSYY BLOODY EYES WE HAVE BEEN DEALING WITH DURING KIEF ACCLIMATION OF THE LANDING CREW.. OVER....
Jul 24 2012 6:33PM
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.Jacob
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When I
Jul 24 2012 7:07PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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LT. GRANITE_STATE (AKA PENIS BAILEY) OF THE CANNABIS CORPS, SECOND REGIMENT OF THE HOLY JAH, REPORTING BACK FOR DUTY SIR.

SIR, I WOULD JUST LIKE TO CONFIRM EARLIER SUSPICIONS THAT WE MAY NOT BE ALONE ON THIS PLANET.

REPORT 420/2/3.124B
"AFTER I GREENED OUT I AWOKE IN A CAVE TO THE SOUNDS OF CHANTING.UPON LOOKING AROUND I REALIZED MY LUNGS WERE FILLED WITH THE GLORIOUS CANNABI STRAIN A06231, ONE OF THE RAREST FORMS. IT WAS RADIATING FROM A MASSIVE, PURPLE TRICHONIUM ORE DEPOSIT. THE LARGEST ROCK BY MY CALCULATIONS MUST HAVE BEN OVER 4.20 TONS.WHEN THE NATIVES REALIZED I HAD WOKEN, THEY QUICKLY PUT SOME SORT OF BREATHING APPARATUS ON MY FACIAL SECTION, CAUSING ME TO ONCE AGAIN GREEN OUT, WHERE I AWOKE TO SOLDER 10-24-18 DRAGGING ME BACK ON THE SHIP."


REQUESTING PERMISSION TO FORM SPECIAL TASK FORCE DELTA C CANNABI SQUAD, SECOND REGIMENT OF THE HOLY JAH, 7TH PRESTIGE.
Jul 24 2012 7:23PM
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Dinner420
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GOOD TO HERE COLONEL.........THE MECHANICAL GROUNDS CREW GAVE ME A HEADS UP ABOUT THE SITUATION. THERE IS SO MUCH DAMN POLLEN IN THE AIR HERE YOU CAN TASTE THE SHIT. CREWMAN HAVE BEEN SCRAPING THE VESSEL FOR HOURS AND HAVE COLLECTED ALREADY A COUPLE THOUSAND POUNDS OF KEEF BUILD UP.

WE ARE GOING TO GIVE OUR DEFROSTERS A TRY AND BURN OFF ALL THE EXCESS RESIDUE WE HAVE COLLECTED ON THE SHIP.

OUR NEXT TARGET ARE THE SAPPY TAR FIELDS JUST NORTH OF GREEN BASE. THC PERCENTAGES ARE EXTREME. PERCENTAGES ARE 90%-99% . ITS A GOLD MIND HERE AND WE ARE GOING TO MILK THIS PLANET DRY.
Jul 24 2012 7:25PM
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Dinner420
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LOUD AND CLEAR PENIS BAILY. STAY CLEAR OF THE NATIVES. WE ARE STILL UNSURE OF THIER NATURE. IF YOU INSIST BRING A SCOUT TEAM WITH YOU. YOU HAVE TWO GREEN THUMBS UP FROM ME. GREEN LANTERN SQUADRON LEADER LT. FIRE GREENED OUT AND FELL INTO A TAR PIT. IT IS SUSPECTED THERE ARE LAGE OAR DEPOSITS NEAR THES PITS SINCE THE RADIATION GIVEN OFF IN THAT AREA IS INCREDIBLE. THE SQUADRON WAS RECEIVING NEAR LETHAL DOSES OF THC FROM THIER NERONS BEEING BOMBARDED BY FLYING THC COMPOUNDS. ITS A MIRACLE THEY ARE ALL ALIVE. YOU CAN RECEIVE LETHAL DOSES IF EXPOSED TO THE TRICHONIUM FOR PROLONGED PERIODS. USE THE CARBON SUITS IF YOU COME IN CONTACT OR NEAR OAR DEPOSITS TO PREVENT SERIOUS MIND INJURY OR POSSIBLE DEATH.

LIFE HAS BEEN FOUND ON NEXUS-30. ALL LIFE FORMS HERE ARE THC BASED INSTED OF CARBON BASED. IT IS A VERRY INTERESTING FIND. SCIENTIST ARE IN THE HOLDING BAY RUNNING FIELD TESTS. A FEW TESTS HAVE SHOWN THAT EATING THE ANIMALS RESULTS IN A VERRY POTENT PSYCHOACTIVE HIGH.

Jul 24 2012 7:51PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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TASK FORCE ENABLED. CAPTAINED BY MYSELF, CO-CAPTAINED BY RED LEADER, AND SET FOR DEPARTURE IN 0900 HOURS. SIGNING OUT TWO TRIMETHYLCHRONIO PODS AND 4 TETRAHELIXAL ORBITAL FIGHTERS. SHOULD SUPPLY ENOUGH FIREPOWER IF NEED.

LOOKING FOR RECRUITS. QUOTE THIS POST IF INTERESTED. BY LEGAL STANDING OF INTERGALATICAL AFFAIRS, WE, TASK FORCE CANNABI C, ARE ENTITLED TO 10% OF ALL FINDINGS AS WELL AS 12% TOTAL PROFITS. FOR EVERY HOUR SERVED YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 2 SMOKE ROOM TOKENS, ALLOWING UNRESTRICTED ACCESS TO CANNABI BAR A-16 THROUGH D-24. YOU WILL ALSO RECEIVE 1 COMPLIMENTARY HANDJOB BY NONE OTHER THAN BECKY THE INTERGALATICAL SLUT-FIEND. SIGN UP TODAY!








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