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crazy dieing stories.

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JFerg
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so i notcied a couple (meaning one) of other crazy dieing stories about bodies going unnoticed and shit. well ive got a good one tooo:

a ski resort (i've heard whistler, but im not sure) was just at closing time and like usual, the ski patrollers get last lift up. the chair they were on was quite long and you couldnt see the the whole thing from either the top or the bottom. so after the patrollers got on, some guy decides to get on and snag one last run. so once the patrollers get off at the top, they stop the chair. and this guy is stuck halfway. then the next morning when they start the chair, the person manning the top station gets the suprise of a frozen body coming out of the fog onto the off-ramp. sucks eh?

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Oct 13 2004 3:49PM
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fizzlefry
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thats crazy, i would just jump.
Oct 13 2004 3:52PM
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j.bird
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why didn't that bitch jump. they would have seen him lying there before they saw him on the lift. fucktard

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Oct 13 2004 3:52PM
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bhill2.0
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Sucks very bad...... I don't get it though wouldn't you just jump off?Guess not



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Oct 13 2004 3:53PM
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JFerg
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i guess thats a possibility, it could be that the lift was very high, over some sort of rock formation, and he thought he would have a better chance making it through the night than jumping.

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Oct 13 2004 3:53PM
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dspin7x
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I heard a good one in mammoth. I guess it was after the resort closed for the day or something, and anyway a guy decideds to take the pad of the chair lift tower and sled down sitting on the pad. He ends up running into the exact pole he took the pad off of and died. thats pretty ironic.

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Oct 13 2004 3:54PM
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dspin7x
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How cold does it really get in whistler at night. I mean Im sure its cold but you have all that ski gear on, I figure you could make it through the night.

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Oct 13 2004 3:54PM
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yeah but it rains there in the winter so that might be a contributing factor


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Oct 13 2004 3:56PM
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JFerg
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it gets cold enough im sure, especially since you wouldnt be moving or anything. and no food/water would kill you quicker in the cold.

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Oct 13 2004 3:56PM
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a drunk fuck hiked to the top of blue mt in pa and launched off the side of a trail slamming into trees. His buddy ran for help because he only had a broken leg. Little did he know the his femur was snaped and he bled to death with in a few hours.

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Oct 13 2004 3:56PM
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JFerg
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ill post my other one: while skiing in europe this woman was too afraid to ski down one of the bowls the rest of her congragation was skiing, so she decided to walk down. on the way down, sure enough she tripped and fell behind a rock. she broke her leg during the fall, preventing her from continuing her journey. that night, while she was still there, it snowed like a mother. you can see where this is going. the mountain was closed the following day because of poor condtions as it was still snowing/blizzarding hardcore. she of course was burried and wasnt found until the snow melted the next spring. mustve sucked..

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Ernesto 'Che' Guevara
Oct 13 2004 4:02PM
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michelle
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I've heard of the first two stories before. I wouldn't want to be the guy at the top seeing the body on the lift.
Oct 13 2004 4:03PM
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JFerg
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neither would i, that would scare the shit outta me... except there wouldnt be aby gross dead body rot or anything. seeing as its cold as hell and it was only overnight.

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Oct 13 2004 4:04PM
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im guessing that its untrue because usually on the longer lifts the guy at the top rides back down on the chairlift before they stop it, rather than ride down on a snowmobile.
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Oct 13 2004 5:19PM
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strode
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i personally know someone who stole the pad off the lift tower and used it for a sled and demolished his femur in the process



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Oct 13 2004 5:22PM
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JFerg
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ooo ^^ i didnt think of that one. but thats not saying that they ride down it every time. alot of places use the snowmobile system.

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Oct 13 2004 5:32PM
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skiierman
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Yeah my dad was close to finding a dead body. Its in the scary stories thread. We never talk about it to each other anymore.



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Oct 13 2004 7:01PM
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I heard that a lift mechanic at mt. washington crawled up into the machinery to work on the rotating thingy at the top of the chair and the lifties didn't realize and started it while he was in there, he got snagged in between the wire and the turney gear and got chopped in half. ew.


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Oct 13 2004 8:03PM
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devine
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ye i dont believe the lift one , someone would be manning the bottem and stop him from getting on



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Oct 13 2004 8:09PM
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Chief_Blaze
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when i was about 6 i choked on this plastic toy and was dead for like 10 minutes saw god and shit anyways i smoked this crazy shit called Salvia last year and the same shit I remember happenening when I was a kid happened all over it was fuck'd it felt like I died a thousand times over and it totaly made me beleive in re-incarnation.
Oct 13 2004 8:17PM
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skiierman
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^ Salvia is some crazy shit. Plus it is completly legal.



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Oct 13 2004 8:31PM
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word salvia is tight. makes you so chill after you trip






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Oct 13 2004 11:23PM
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winterparksuks
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this one time i saw someone die







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