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Holding yo skis

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Spam_Man_1500
Posts: 1358 - Karma: 12
holding either ski in your hand seems to be the cool thing to do so you look like a pro masta. i like to hold em clipped together so i can stab things with my poles
Oct 12 2004 11:48PM
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Phrosty
Posts: 9956 - Karma: 18
in your face!
Oct 12 2004 11:48PM
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Dakoulas
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Oct 12 2004 11:51PM
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J.D.
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^Applause.

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Oct 13 2004 12:04AM
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Shaggy
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im all about strapping them to the backpack or sling em over the shoulder
Oct 13 2004 12:14AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
i make the girlfriend carry em


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Oct 13 2004 12:22AM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
^ thats right bitch


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Oct 13 2004 12:29AM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
i make him carry em ^





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Oct 13 2004 12:34AM
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vRoy
Posts: 767 - Karma: 341
i like to vary it, sometimes on one shoulder clipped then on the other when the other gets soar. then i can carry them clipped like a suitcase by attaching them to my poles. that realy is my favorite.


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Oct 13 2004 2:54AM
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fr33rid3r
Posts: 1775 - Karma: 18
hahaha funny comment






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Oct 13 2004 4:44AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i just shove them up my ass and walk around with a tail



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Oct 13 2004 8:57AM
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RaginCajun
Posts: 316 - Karma: 10
its definatly the best to hold them unclippen across your arms and your poles with them, and drop them all over the place and hit people in the face
Oct 13 2004 9:03AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
I use em to plant them into the ground to help me walk up the hill but if im just walking around then I clip them together.
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Oct 13 2004 9:44AM
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offtrail
Posts: 3009 - Karma: 116
i like to carry mine over my shoulder tails in front with toe piece behind my shoulder and heel piece in front. iron cross style and i am sure to twist from side to side as much as possible. oh and if i want to get really steeeeeezyyyy i use two hands to hold them on the same shoulder.


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Oct 13 2004 9:47AM
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KRASHED
Posts: 7803 - Karma: 466
^then when you twist around you leave a trail of people bleeding from the neck up behind you, very steezy!
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here's the list of ways to spell 'sponsorship'

sponership
sponsership
sponcership
sponsorschip
spencership
spannnncership
spoooooonsorship
and finally,
@%%$#Ffadfkjljsdship -Flatspinner

corked double daffy 7 would be so sick -WinterParkSucks

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Oct 13 2004 9:49AM
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mnjib
Posts: 5592 - Karma: 357
screw carrying them i have a mule.
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Oct 13 2004 9:51AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
i just rest them on my massive cock, cuz i get a hardon when i win



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Oct 13 2004 10:49AM
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PocketRocketRipper
Posts: 3193 - Karma: 9
I tie both of my skis, my poles, my backpack, and my sack lunch to a rope around my waist and let them drag behind me as I walk around the lodge. Then I ask people where my mommy is, and drool on their cafeteria tray.

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Oct 13 2004 1:16PM
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Flowsion
Posts: 1461 - Karma: 11
Im down for the pile o' lumber style. That works best because the random placement of equipment eventually settlees into a comfortable position. Oh yea, d-loc told me he has a teenie weenie. He told me that


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Oct 13 2004 4:01PM
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tandan83
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 141
i just keep em clicked into my boots and walk around with them on my feet



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Oct 13 2004 4:06PM
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freeze717
Posts: 412 - Karma: 11
^^^hahaha
Oct 13 2004 5:38PM
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freestyle_kyle
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 164
haha go d-loc!!!
u can fit both skis up our asa at the same time??
Oct 13 2004 5:44PM
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