nope, nothing is worth reading. including this post, so why are you wasting your time? why? because you love it. just like i do.
rex thomas asked to blow his nose on my doo-rag once.
'...you bend over and breathe in deep breaths for about 90 seconds once you feel light headed u come up really fast and another person squezzes there hands on your jugular vein and the other side of your neck...its awesome DO IT' -NBCskier
'or, just bend over for 30 seconds, stand up real quick, and throw yourself off a fucking cliff, for being such an idiot!'-ElGato