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Hide The Milk at Walmart

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brotherdad
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Ok NSG,
I have a challenge for you.

Go to your local Walmart, get a gallon of milk and hide it anywhere in the store, it's gotta be hidden well though or else employees will find it. I hid one in a suitcase and one on a top shelf behind a wall of diapers. Then 2 weeks later come back and see if its still there. If it's still there after that you win.

GO!
Jul 2 2012 11:46PM
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scratchproteen
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haha I love this thread.
Aug 3 2012 1:19PM
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brotherdad
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good spot. Can't wait to go check on mine
Aug 3 2012 2:30PM
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GratefulDead
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They have so many dumb rules and restrictions i bet you could say that you didnt even know milk expired. And walmart banning you? please that would be unheard of.
Aug 3 2012 3:46PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I would so do this If I had the energy to walk to walmart.  I have done this a few times before this thread... 
Aug 3 2012 4:20PM
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brotherdad
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One of my pals is banned from his local Walmart for life for stealing an Xbox 360 on black Friday
Aug 3 2012 5:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
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if he stole it how did they find out it was him?

also I know some people that got free TV's from walmart.  They buy a TV and then have a Friend return with the receipt and stand around the TV's and ask if someone can help you out with it and then if you want return it later and boom free TV, or you can have two for the price of one... 
Aug 3 2012 6:44PM
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Wallisch_pl
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Aug 3 2012 6:50PM
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Cannaburner
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lol right!
Aug 3 2012 7:52PM
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Masta_Baka
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what? i dont get it!
Aug 4 2012 10:28PM
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brotherdad
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cameras. then they followed him out of the store and busted him at the doors.
Aug 4 2012 10:48PM
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jimmydar
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awsome threads
Sep 28 2012 4:12PM
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percs
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Bumpin. This is too good
Oct 2 2012 10:45AM
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Chunter
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I literally just came on here to bump this too. My mind was read.
Oct 2 2012 1:46PM
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Cannaburner
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lololololol BUMP fer sure haha this thread cracks me up

Oct 2 2012 2:16PM
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Steeze_Minister
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I dont understand
Oct 2 2012 5:18PM
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Laurent.
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Please keep this thing in captivity from now on.

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Oct 2 2012 5:38PM
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Stainr
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Damn i hid a 12 once steak in a sleeping bag a while ago..... Probably not a good idea to check if its still there.
Oct 2 2012 5:40PM
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Clark_Griswold
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Threads for when I do this tonight!
Oct 2 2012 6:26PM
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slugworth
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This is such a good idea
Oct 2 2012 9:38PM
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unhappypanda
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If any meme fit this thread it would be:
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Oct 2 2012 11:15PM
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Chunter
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more like

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Oct 3 2012 1:40AM
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JIB_WALRUS
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This thread is gold. Challenge accepted +k
Oct 3 2012 11:44AM
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Spinoza
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You buy one normally, then go back in and act like you've payed for it and get someone to help you carry it out (as if you couldn't the first time). And you have a receipt as proof of purchase
Oct 3 2012 11:51AM
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RubberSoul
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why don't you fucking losers do something that doesnt fuck with the people working min wage at walmart? you guys are about as cool as the little shitheads on youtube filming themselves knocking stuff over at stores. no one thinks it's cool except you and your gay little friends
Oct 3 2012 1:47PM
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GratefulDead
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I havent done any milk hiding but i dont think it fucks with the employees that much except maybe throwing out bottled milk and walmart loses a tiny tiny amount of money. Walmart sucks dicks.
Oct 3 2012 1:59PM
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RubberSoul
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yeah you're right it's not nearly as bad as most any other prank but i just dont see the allure of fucking with the people at walmart. sure walmart is a dickwad company but the people working there are just trying to make their money. there are plenty of ways to have fun that dont include being a rebel at walmart
Oct 3 2012 2:09PM
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Spiri7o
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yessssssss
Oct 3 2012 5:28PM
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KravtZ
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hahaha thats hilarious. Thats so messed up but dam so funny.
Oct 3 2012 5:33PM
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TallTeeNation
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Ok I've been checking in every few weeks and last week I found it (very old) in the bottom of the random DVD bin and opened the cap and that was last week and I now looked today and its gone!! It's been good over a month in room temp.
Nov 14 2012 3:53PM
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a_lurker
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if only i had a walmart where i live...
Nov 14 2012 11:54PM
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brotherdad
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revived!
Feb 3 2013 9:27PM
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Lick
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Damn, I remember this thread.. still gotta try this.
Feb 3 2013 9:38PM
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DANETRON
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Graduated from saratoga. Glad to see you guys are still fucking with the library. We used to do all kinds of stupid shit in there!
Feb 3 2013 10:16PM
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Lemuel
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just remembered this. too funny
Mar 12 2014 11:27PM
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RimJobber
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I left one in a walmart in middle of nowhere Wisconsin in a laundry basket in the back of a shelf after cracking the top open. That thing probably got horrid
Mar 13 2014 1:47AM
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Chubz.
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Threads.
Mar 13 2014 2:06AM
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daannnnieel
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i don't see how age is a barrier between you and hiding a jug of milk in a supermarket quite honestly.
Mar 13 2014 2:29AM
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Gherbs
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I do this with watermelons and maxim magazines, it's fun putting them in little kid's backpacks and such. super fun scattering cabbages all over walmart too, have left plenty in the gaming isles.
Mar 13 2014 2:36AM
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RubberSoul
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i just turned 13 and being mildly annoying to strangers is cool!
Mar 13 2014 2:31PM
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theabortionator
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^still
Mar 13 2014 2:36PM
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jibnut
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Holy shit the homebirth video. DO not want
Mar 13 2014 4:01PM
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Yaraelpoof.png
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four of your seven posts are part of a quad post
Mar 13 2014 4:16PM
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cool_name
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i can go one better, me and my friends put open juice containers in the ceiling and entire plates of food from the cafeteria inside the couches at my school. as far as i know they were still there when we graduated
Mar 13 2014 4:34PM
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b-kul
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came in for the milk, stayed for the home birth.
Mar 13 2014 4:41PM
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cool_name
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the home birth is the reason i came
Mar 13 2014 6:51PM
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BigScaryLarry
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back in like freshman or sophomore year i threw a wad of wet bread from my sandwich and its still there. im now a senior. plus the wall is like wood beamed so it like stuck in one of the cracks and blends in. im gunna come back after i graduate and see if its still there
Mar 13 2014 7:38PM
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-MK-
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FUKIN 12 YEAR OLD COD PLAYIN FUCCBOI
Mar 14 2014 1:27AM
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lineskier10
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all of you tards that do this should be sterilized
Mar 14 2014 3:34AM
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Jon_Taffer
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Just hid about 10 broken eggs in the pockets of jackets and in shoes. Also put a opened gallon of milk in a cabinet. I'm considering emptying a shampoo bottle and filling it with milk, will make for a really nasty surprise for someone
Mar 14 2014 2:42PM
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hippy.
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holy shit how have i just found out this is a thing
Mar 14 2014 5:28PM
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