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westcoaststyle
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does anyone know what that website was that had a bunch of simpsons and family guy quotes?
Jun 16 2002 4:20PM
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westcoaststyle
Posts: 4057 - Karma: 31
cmon people. someone has to know it. it was in the forum a long time ago. i cant find the thread tho
Jun 16 2002 5:27PM
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coz
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just search on google, it's the greatest resource ever.
Jun 16 2002 11:40PM
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colingobig
Posts: 418 - Karma: 10
'hey ralph, what do the berries tast like?'

'they taste like burning!'
me 'is this Vanilla Ice?'
kid 'yeah'
me 'DIRTY HELL!'
kid 'what? i fuckin like the ice man!'
Jun 16 2002 11:58PM
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ski2824
Posts: 1786 - Karma: 18
there are a million simpsons quote sites, search google like somone else said
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Jun 17 2002 12:09AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
I searched msn and got some once


'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson


Jun 17 2002 12:34AM
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sirjibsalot
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i hate the simpsons...ill watch it but its not that funny
---Live for Today---
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Jun 17 2002 1:15AM
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powder99
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DIE sirjib that was just uncalled for
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Paulou
Call me the bus driver cause im going to take you to school
Jun 17 2002 1:50AM
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PocketRocket
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you tried hard and you failed...but at least you learned a valuable lession....never try
Jun 17 2002 2:43AM
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fairygirl
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'Yar, I'm unattractive.' - The Sea Captain.


'Seduce my mind and you can have my body. Find my soul and I'm yours forever.'
Jun 17 2002 3:27AM
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123ski
Posts: 7374 - Karma: 1,415
It really isnt that funny, Some episodes are really funny, but some just have funny spots, The funniest show is Family Guy, the whole thing is funny


'Son, when you participate in sporting events, its not whether you
win or loose, its how drunk you get.' - Homer Simpson

'Mmmm, free goo!' - Homer Simpson

'Kill my boss?!? Do I dare live out the american dream?' - Homer Simpson


Jun 17 2002 3:28AM
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tremblantripper
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hahahahaha yeah family guy



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-Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Jun 17 2002 3:48AM
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adrian.bee
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Marge:'Don't go crazy homie'
Homer:'Go crazy? Don't mind if i do!!!'
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O O / / O /
O O O/ / __O/
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Jun 17 2002 9:31AM
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adrian.bee
Posts: 1602 - Karma: 258
or something like that..its still funny..hahehe
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/O / /
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Jun 17 2002 9:32AM
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Newskoolkavana
Posts: 2098 - Karma: 19
'when i grow up i want to be a principal, or a catipilar'- Ralph

'Trying is the first step towards faliure' Homer

-Kavana

And all the worlds a terrain park, and the people are merely jibbers.
-NewSchool Shakspere
Jun 17 2002 9:38AM
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dez22
Posts: 2959 - Karma: 65
its:

Homer: no beer and tv make homer go something something

Marge: go crazy?

Homer: DONT MIND IF I DO!
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'Pro - peagna? What the fuck is that?' - my friend looking at my Propaganda DvD (he's not to bright)

skiers get head
snowboarders get ass
Jun 17 2002 12:43PM
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hanklambo
Posts: 6422 - Karma: 233
family guy is the best show ever...sooo funny

guy in chicken suit:you have to get it now, the world is going to end with y2k
peter:y...2...k?, what are you selling, chicken or sex jelly?!

and the peter griffin version of can't touch this...
can't touch me
ju-ju-ju-just like the bad guys from lethal weapon 2, i've got diplomatic immunity, so hammer you can't sue
i can write graphiti, even j-walk in the street, i can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's tit
can't touch me....can't touch me...can't touch me
stop.....peter time...
i'm a big shot, there's no doubt, i can light a fire and pee it out, don't like it? kiss my rump, for a minute let's all do the bump
can't touch me, yea, do the peter griffin bump, can't touch me
i'm presidential peter, interns think i'm hot, don't care if you're handicapped, i'll still park in your spot
i've been around the world, from hartford to back bay, it's peter go peter i'm sir peter yo peter, let's see regis rap this way
can't touch me

-Mr. Jeff Kiesel

DO A FLIP
Jun 17 2002 2:12PM
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Skier10322
Posts: 2170 - Karma: 145
Mr Burns to Bart thinking he is homer 'You took of both Monday and Thursday last week for the hamburglers birthday.
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Jun 18 2002 12:09AM
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Freestyla_01
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we have it on favorites craig... stupid person.
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I mean, come on people.
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Jun 18 2002 2:12AM
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petedogg
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'Ahh I broke my wookie'
Ralph Wiggum is the best. Simpsons is my favorite show. There is tons of simpson sites people have made with sounds just search for them.


He's the best there is! (Actually he's the only one there is.)

Jun 18 2002 2:39AM
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Line1260
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mmmmmmmm! Floor pie!


'He got fired? What did he do?'
'He jumped off of the roof again'
Jun 18 2002 10:21AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
Hey, do i still have that sig?

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jun 18 2002 11:00AM
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TAK
Posts: 5007 - Karma: 14
DAMMIT!!!!

Oh, well in my sid was some of the dialouge that went with my icon. I like the simpsons, they're classic, but I don't like TV, and the newer ones aren't that good. Family Guy is the best though.

Sigs are really starting to bug me.
Jun 18 2002 11:02AM
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taimaishu
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disco stu does not advertise




I think I'm half-Irish and half-dumbass - Shane McConkey
Jun 18 2002 5:50PM
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RiverRipper
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'Canada? Why leave America to visit America Junior?' Homer.

'Don't worry they have public health care' Homer...thats why its better to ski in canada if you dont have health insurance, the government will pick up your tap for injuries.

Conformity, I'll never swallow. The world today full of pain and sorrow. Apathy, I'll never follow.
Stretch Arm Strong
Jun 18 2002 5:57PM
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kowabunga
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It reminds me of when i was a lil boy - female judge
did she just say she use to be a dude!? - snake
so, you like stuff!? - ralph
what did she say about cupcakes!? - homer
you cho cho choose me?! - ralph
thanks, my name is from a hair dryer box! - homer (max power)

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what did she say about cupcakes?!?!?!
kanoof@hotmail.com
icq:59039341
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Jun 19 2002 8:33PM
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Cam
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so i says, 'Look buddy, the car was fliped over when i got here. and as for your grandmother, she shouldn't 'av mouthed off like that' - Homer


dude?
Jun 20 2002 4:26PM
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