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Fun shit to do with a broken collarbone?

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Bertrand
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I broke my collarbone mountain biking yesterday, and need fun things to do. I'm straight up going to go insane if I can't do fun stuff. I get antsy if I don't ride every day, winter or summer...I'm screwed. So, help me NS, please. +k for good ideas!

Hurt my knee during this past ski season, collar bone during biking season, this year is shaping up nicely!
Jun 7 2012 12:49PM
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84891jnf92048
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masturbate
Jun 7 2012 12:50PM
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Petey.
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Press on it continuously, a little harder each time until the pain is unbearable. Then masturbate.
Jun 7 2012 12:51PM
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Heart
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this is always the first answer to an injury thread, and it's always correct
Jun 7 2012 1:24PM
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Merlin.
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Jun 7 2012 1:25PM
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Vinci
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Go ahead and learn something. Last 4 years of skiing and the injuries that followed basically taught me 3 programming languages, web design and video editing.
Jun 7 2012 1:33PM
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-KJ-
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when i had and injury i learned some new editing skills and read a couple books...it sucks i know.. but chill and watch some movies..
Jun 7 2012 1:46PM
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Bertrand
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Past 2 replies, thank you. I'm definitely going to try and learn to do some cool stuff.
Jun 7 2012 2:09PM
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DiddyDonuts
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-Masturbate with opposite hand
-smoke weed then decide, that helps me alot
-shrooms
-skate
Jun 7 2012 2:10PM
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james6345789
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I second the learn something. Is there anything you really want to learn? I suppose you can't play many instrument with a broken collarbone.
Jun 7 2012 2:16PM
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whoa-dere
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vimeo has a bunch of edit making tips, check those out
Jun 7 2012 2:19PM
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belden...
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Depending on the break you should be able to start doing shit again pretty soon. I broke mine this summer and was skiing 3 weeks later so hang in there. In the meantime read some books or learn some photography or something artsy (maybe even draw if you can). Itll be over soon dont get to down
Jun 7 2012 2:37PM
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Bertrand
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This post just made me so unbelievably happy you have no idea. I didn't need surgery, so it's still like, set in the right place. I just want to ride ASAP.
Jun 7 2012 2:49PM
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Stickity
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are you actually retarded?
Jun 7 2012 2:54PM
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Pmoore
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surgery makes it heal faster! i was shredding 2 weeks after surgery. and shredding hard 3 to 4 weeks after and didnt re break it. Plus i have a gnarly scar.
Jun 7 2012 3:01PM
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finnafuckyobitch
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have sex with sexy bitches
listen to music
read books

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Jun 7 2012 8:49PM
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special-J
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WHAT THE FUCK. this is EXACTLY what I thought of, almost word for word, before I even clicked on the thread.
Jun 7 2012 9:57PM
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84891jnf92048
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Jun 7 2012 9:58PM
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edai
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I second the notion of learning something artsy, it's such a good outlet for energy and you can do whatever you want on paper.
Jun 7 2012 10:03PM
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Stose
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stare at this picture. that will pass a few hours
Jun 7 2012 10:04PM
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SkierPT
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I only lasted 10 seconds
Jun 8 2012 1:50AM
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412.
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TATAAAAAS!
Jun 8 2012 6:42AM
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JWeinstock
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become a post whore
Jun 8 2012 7:28AM
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B.Taillefer
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When I broke my collarbone this winter I took up filming and editing and it seriously helped with boredom. Even if you can't be out biking go and film your friends and learn how to edit! Not only does it help pass the time but they are really good skills to have
Jun 8 2012 12:08PM
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.R-Lohin
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This is true. I broke my collarbone skied 2 weeks later re-broke it. Then got the ok from the doctor to ski again 2 weeks later.
Jun 10 2012 2:26AM
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B.Foreman
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wack it alot
Jun 10 2012 2:46AM
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I_Am_Mod
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is it bad that i laughed pretty hard at this ?

and @ op, hardcore gaming is the way to go !
Jun 10 2012 2:49AM
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LIL-WAT
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Learn how to cook?

Oh wait you're not a pink name
Jun 10 2012 2:52AM
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daannnnieel
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Take up smoking weed as a sport.
Jun 10 2012 5:05AM
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HamFaceGirl
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You are not bedridden for a broken collarbone, right? Go hang with some friends and chill around
Jun 10 2012 10:01AM
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Casual.
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it's not as bad as you think. i've broken my collarbone 3 times in my life, and yeah it fucking sucks not being able to move your arm at all, changing shirts is a pain and a half. but after a few days the pain from impact will go away which means you'll be able to do active things that your arm isn't necessary for pretty soon. hopefully it wasn't your dominant hand but if it was then be glad it's summer now and you don't have to right in school everyday. you can do all kinds of stuff still, although things like biking and swimming are going to be out of the picture for a while.
Jun 10 2012 10:15AM
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Casual.
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write*
Jun 10 2012 10:17AM
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TNORTS
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sprint full speed into a brick wall, shoulder first
Jun 10 2012 10:29AM
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polmei
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a sunny afternoon from goodie pocket films on Vimeo.

Jun 10 2012 12:59PM
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TNORTS
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disregard doctors, acquire shoulder pain.
Jun 10 2012 4:58PM
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Bertrand
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Ha thanks a bunch guys. I'm definitely going to be hiking a bit more now. The only thing that still sucks ass is putting shirts on, and driving stick with one hand. But whatever.

Lesson learned: Don't fall biking. Ever.

That guy in the video slays.
Jun 10 2012 5:09PM
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deet
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You're lucky you dont have surgery...I fucked up my collarbone pretty bad and I'm still not allowed to do sports 7 weeks after surgery!!
Jun 10 2012 5:25PM
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B-WASS
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holy shit thats absurd, i couldnt even imagine doing tricks with my leading arm in a sling
Jun 10 2012 11:36PM
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FelonDegeneres
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Kendama
Jun 10 2012 11:46PM
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ChaseW
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When I had shoulder surgery I took a ton of oxy and then went longboardng. Didn't hurt until the next day
Jun 11 2012 12:22AM
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MASkier
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exactly what i did with a broken collarbone.
Jun 11 2012 12:06PM
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MASkier
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stay on calcium and supplements and eat healthy.

Jun 11 2012 12:09PM
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lizard.stuff
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Exactly
Jun 11 2012 4:25PM
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Dodgerguyla
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Four weeks after Distal Clavicle Fracture injury doctor told me no sling and start to use arm.
Is it ok to masterbate.
I broke my dominate side.
Nov 11 2015 1:14AM
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Ian_Fitz
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BertrandI broke my collarbone mountain biking yesterday, and need fun things to do. I'm straight up going to go insane if I can't do fun stuff. I get antsy if I don't ride every day, winter or summer...I'm screwed. So, help me NS, please. +k for good ideas!

Hurt my knee during this past ski season, collar bone during biking season, this year is shaping up nicely!


Broke neck in the summer it was a bunch of bs from doctors and it went from I can ski this winter to I might not be able to ski for 2 years or ever cus a doctor fucked up......kendama .....call of duty.....porn......TV....listrn to music .....learn photoshop......learn editing and filming....self mediation....agar.io......shred sauce .......girls........weed......learn a language or start a company or someshit!
Nov 11 2015 12:15PM
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DementClause
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Just came to say you should feel lucky it's set in the right place and you don't need surgery. I snapped my collarbone by falling on a ski pole last season (I don't use poles, but that day I decided to borrow my friends extra pair........yeah.), and it healed back up and Everythig but it was never set, and as a result my shoulder lost 1 inch in length. It's gnarly looking, it's uncomfortable, and it definitely needs surgery (but I probably won't).

Anyway, I feel your pain, man, just keep your chin up! At least it's only November. You got time before the season to heal up. I broke mine at Breck my 2nd day on the mountain in January (after not skiing since early December) and was back to doing urban hits by early/mid February. You gucci, man!

Oh! And Fuck a goddamn clavicle
Nov 11 2015 12:27PM
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CheddarJack
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FunkmasterFleckKendama


This.

Hopefully you broke your non-dominant one though. When I broke mine I got a kendama and got pretty good at it lefty, but when I was healthy again I only wanted to do it righty and was so discouraged that I sucked so much that I pretty much stopped kendama-ing altogether. /coolstorybro

I also started drawing again quite a bit because that was pretty much all I could use my arm for and it sparked my interest in art again. I actually drew the things that I'm most proud of following my injury.

Honestly, it'll help to refrain from watching bike or ski edits until you're healthy again to keep your spirits up. Luckily, collarbones tend to heal up pretty quick.
Nov 11 2015 12:49PM
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dtwizzle
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See if your dick bends around far enough to touch your anus

Take up hard drugs

Cut

Kills yourself

Eat

repeat
Sleep
Nov 11 2015 12:55PM
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mcswizzle
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I smoked a lot of hash and ate exotic cuisines for the most part, I would recommend this recovery program to anyone and everyone
Nov 11 2015 1:28PM
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GrapeHunter
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When I broke my collarbone, I edited, drew, listened to music, watched movies. You can still go out and walk and do things,... Just don't bump into things or jump.. Keep it as tight in the sling as you can, the longer you let it heal the faster and better it will be
Nov 11 2015 1:29PM
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Dodgerguyla
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Doc said I deff broke it but I don't see exactly where . He said in time it should "fall back in place naturally. Something about it not being too displayed for surgery. Thank you for positive vibes!!!!!
DementClauseJust came to say you should feel lucky it's set in the right place. Oh! And Fuck a goddamn clavicle
Nov 11 2015 11:01PM
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