oh man i thought this was a sexual thing, you completely lost my interest when you said blazin', in the first sentence.
so i'll psot my version of your story that i didn't read.
so you were in a cemitary right before the football game. and the hottest girl you've ever been out with is sitting on a head stone (i think thats what they're called). so as she starts to take off her top and show you her beautiful size C titties, a ZOMBIE pops outa the floor. you apparently were the star quarter back for your football team and through a football at the zombie and he blew up into zombie dust. then you told the bitch to continue taking her shirt off and you didn't get caught, because you are the pimp daddy mack who fucked a girl in a cemitary and vaporized a zombie at the same time.
you're such a bad asss! (the exra s just makes you that much cooler)
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