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Teaching girls to freestyle ski

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scofield
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haha this rules, i have girls in my school that are actually PAYING me to teach them how to go off jumps and do rails and shit.. it feels good to get more girls into the freeskiing industry.. i said i'd do it for free just so there's no people that are like 'thats wrong to make them pay' but they insisted and i need money, i got like 6 girls im teaching who are all good skier but want to learn just like grabs and how to slide a rail.. lucky me


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Oct 7 2004 7:36PM
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Raek
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are they hot cause if so you are doing good if not then you are just hampering it... lol jk






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Oct 7 2004 7:37PM
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scofield
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of course its gonna blow when they're like 'i hope i dont break a nail or 'nut' myself' and ghey shit like that cause girls dont understand the meaning of NUT around here and are little miss daddy pants's.. which means good pay


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Oct 7 2004 7:37PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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i taught a girl how to grind a rail once. She almost broke her arm and won't try it again.

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Oct 7 2004 7:39PM
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1080ski
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so did you really teach her? lol
Oct 7 2004 7:40PM
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scofield
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yeah they're defintely hot, one girl im teaching is just turning 13, nicest body ever, its like she was dipped in honey glaze, beautiful face, eyes, lips, etc.. did i mention her 32 C's she rockin? pretty big for a 13 year old.. to all the ladies out there (i treat women with respect and love their whole bodies (dont even get me started on Pats thread) so dont get me wrong, plus im 14 so its not like its rape) the other girls are pretty hott too


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Oct 7 2004 7:40PM
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twix_182
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yea i might teach a girl i know how t odo sum freestyle. should be fun


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Oct 7 2004 7:42PM
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Raek
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yo newschool we need some pics of action lol jk yo they ne good?







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Oct 7 2004 7:44PM
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Dakoulas
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As my dad would say, 'It is fuckin impossible.'

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Oct 7 2004 7:56PM
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hucker22
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oh so your 14 its ok, now a 17 yo with a 14 yo is wrong even tho she had 32 D's
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Oct 7 2004 8:01PM
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eastAR5
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yay for 16 then its all illegal fun





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Oct 7 2004 8:13PM
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dspin7x
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I wish I could teach 13 year old girls to ski too...

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Oct 7 2004 8:15PM
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scofield
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haha


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Oct 7 2004 8:42PM
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C.Royce
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How could you possibly infer that girls are girly or incompetent or whatever just for saying they “nutting� the rail. I say that. You think our shit doesn’t hurt if we NUT rails? Come on…
Oct 7 2004 9:17PM
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ATLANTASKI
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i thought it would feel like a fresh scent of cinnammon and perfume..........


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Oct 7 2004 9:20PM
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C.Royce
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my bad..... they 'nutted'
Oct 7 2004 9:21PM
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strode
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i taught a chick how to slide rails and now she's on the jibij am team



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Oct 7 2004 9:24PM
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*Christie*
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Oh and we might break a nail...don't forget his 14 years of wisdom on that.



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Oct 7 2004 9:29PM
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skimack
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Yeah, I've got a posse of girlies who want me to teach them how to 'slide Rails' and 'Ride Pipe' too. The best thing is they've got 4 wheel drive cars and daddies credit cards to drive me to the mountain every weekend. I'm quite stoked.

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Oct 7 2004 9:57PM
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highfive
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girls should learn to ride rails at a fairly early age.
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Oct 7 2004 10:13PM
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ski_Crystal
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someone should teach me how to 'ride park' *wink* *wink*
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Oct 7 2004 10:57PM
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strode
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if you have a well-groomed park i'll hit up your fun box



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Oct 7 2004 11:29PM
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SaraJ
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Breaking a nail would be the last thing on my mind if I was skiing.

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Oct 8 2004 12:31AM
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bitchassphatz
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i was thinking aobut this subject. my sister is a decent skier and she trys really hard. with the speed of women's skiing, i could teach her all of the tricks i know within the next two years and she could be a professional female skier, then i could have her get me tons of free gear. don't you guys go stealing my idea though, cuz if a ton of girls get good, it won't work.



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Oct 8 2004 1:55AM
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lanks
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haha i already started on it. my sister is a good skier, and last year i made her buy madtrix and taught her how to hit rails. i also told her to go to progression ski camps, which she never did....she plays university level volleyball though, so her winters are relatively tied up.


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Oct 8 2004 1:58AM
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scofield
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remember, the girls are like just turning 13 and are pansies about getting hurt so they would say shit like 'i dont want to break a nail' as an excuse.. and i know it hurts your vagina to nut yourself but the only pain you could endure more horrid then slapping the male genitals on a metal pole would be child birth, good luck with that too


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Oct 8 2004 5:14AM
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Bangor
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just stop before you really make an ass of yourself.
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Oct 8 2004 8:42AM
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eastAR5
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bon bons means candy in french





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Oct 8 2004 8:48AM
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k2_kodi
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well I coach tennis, and I realized it's basically the same idea with teaching girls anything sports wise: If they aren't aggressive, it's never going to happen. Some girls just aren't cut out for it, but some are. I spent 2 hours of practice just wailing the balls at the girls, trying to make them mad...no, they were laughing. They didn't join to win and be good, they joined for fun. It's a tricky thing, but with the right type of girl, it'll work



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Oct 8 2004 9:17AM
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SaraJ
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^definately true. With wakeboarding, I help teach some people every once and a while, and there are people who just keep going at it, going at it, going at it, and there are others who face plant and never want to try it again because it's too difficult. There's no way you can make that person do it again, because something about them makes them not want to do it and suffer a little discomfort. There's people though that can go through being mangled trying something and still want to go again for more. It's completely about the attitude that the girl, or person, has.

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Oct 8 2004 11:47AM
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ScratchCobra66
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I have troble explaining to girls what freestyle skiing is.





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Oct 8 2004 11:55AM
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scofield
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i know im going to get frustrated cause like only one of the girls that im teachin i think will be deticated.. but its worth the money that i need


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Oct 8 2004 1:03PM
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bitchassphatz
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i'm teaching my girl how to ski this winter, she hasn't skied in 9 years, however i guess she was decent. so i figured, i'll ski switch and work on that, while she skis normal and we will bring hot chocolate and baileys to keep things happy and not focused on skiing. i also told her she'd need to give me gondy-head and potentially have sex in the wood, since i've never fucked in the wood.

but sex and drinking will really keep her mind off of her sucking at skiing. and eventually she'll be decent, and i'll start pushing her to follow me through the trees and the ill pow stashes.



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Oct 8 2004 1:18PM
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NBCskier
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im teachin my sis to do rails and stuff...she'll be sponsered by the end of this season
Oct 8 2004 1:53PM
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thewavebb
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I started off my wife on primarily skiboards for two years when we first started dating 6 years ago. On year Three I got her a pair of skiis for her birthday and she really did quite well. Now she is just about keeping up on any run we take together. The skiboards taught her to balance herself and carve. I know many hate on the skiboards, but they can be a good tool for people learning.
Oct 8 2004 2:54PM
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punk_rider
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girls in ski are only made to watch the guys, applause, and fall in love. no girls on skis!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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Oct 8 2004 3:05PM
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Smithy
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hahaha..... you had better be joking or ill see to it that someone takes away your manliness. ;)






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Oct 8 2004 3:07PM
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punk_rider
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^i'm not sure actually if it sarcasm or not ... it could be discussed ...

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
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Oct 8 2004 3:17PM
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Smithy
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well, i know i sure as hell dont go skiing to watch the guys and fall in love with them. i go to have the guys push me to do as good as theyre doing. i dont fall in love with monosyllabic skier boys that you can press a button on a woman and make her have sex with you.






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Oct 8 2004 3:21PM
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Smithy
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i dont know. theres a chance i would 'fall' into the trees and have a french skier dude come 'save' me






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Oct 8 2004 3:24PM
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flatspinner
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i taught a girl how to slide rails and now she's my wife......and then I woke up
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Oct 8 2004 3:26PM
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punk_rider
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haha! Lane! you know i'd save you even at the top of the highest cliff in the world! morevover, you ARE yet in love with me! you just don't realize yet!
PS: liking to impress girls doesn't always mean you want to have sex with her! i'm not that man !!!!!! ;D

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Oct 8 2004 3:41PM
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Smithy
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yeah well... youre right. i dont realize it yet. dammit thibaud!







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Oct 8 2004 3:43PM
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punk_rider
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so know , you know you already love me! forget it Lane, our overseas love is impossible!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Oct 8 2004 3:51PM
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Smithy
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ok.... fine. you're fired!im just gonna go find someone better... someone cooler.






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Oct 8 2004 4:07PM
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punk_rider
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do not search! i'm the COOLEST man ever!

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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Oct 8 2004 4:18PM
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jibbles
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girls dont talk to me. im lucky
Oct 8 2004 8:51PM
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M+M
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this gurls dad was gana pay me 20 bucks to teach her to slide a 5 ft rail, she ended up getting knocked out

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Oct 8 2004 9:01PM
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bitchassphatz
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did you say knocked up or knocked out? if she got knocked out did you take advantage of her? if she got knocked up, my goodness man what type of women are you hanging with!



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Oct 8 2004 9:19PM
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CTD
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thats shady. she must be an ugly beotch if her dad had to PAY you to teach her rails.





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