ya, you wish your dads could do that.
I'm so constipated I've become a prune juice conesuir (sp)
'peter north is fucken awesome, hes got a big rod and blows gallons of semen on fresh 18 year old faces
'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
'You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.'
'Cocaine is God's way of saying your're making too much money.'
'I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.'