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Wildest party story?

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TheStudioCC
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This weekend the richest girl in my town had a party. Her house has at least 20 rooms, a bunch of people showed up, got fucked up and it was just nuts. Mad shit got broken, and whatnot, but I do actually have a funny story. I get there and see this girl I talk to all the time (call her megan), sort of buzzed at this point so I figure fuggit why not try and get with her. We sneak upstairs after a little and get to hooking up, but then her ugly fuckin friend starts yelling her name from downstairs and Megan freaks out. I tried to convince her to stay, and that everything will be alright but she wasn't having it. Right as she was getting dressed the party hall monitor fag walks in and kicks us out. 0/1 I'm kinda pissed. Go back downstairs to enjoy the party a little bit so I'm dancin playin pong just having a good time, and all of a sudden I see another girl that never used to get drunk, but is all about it every weekend now (call her angela). So I talk to her and we try to go upstairs, but hall monitor douche is camping on the stairs this time so we go outside. We go like 100 yards back into this treehouse the girl has, and we go in there. After some convincing I FINALLY get her to give me dome. We got done with that and she wasn't down to fuck so I go back into the party. I'm just talkin with my friends hangin out and like 5 minutes later I see my friend Mat jump up into a ceiling fan and tries to stop it with his head. He ends up doing this like six times, and finishes it by punching one of the blades off the fan. At this point I'm really fucked up and can't make sense of whats going on. I walk into another room and what I saw just made me one of the happiest men on earth. This kid who is a fucking noob (for lack of a better term) is making out with the girl who just brushed her teeth with my semen.
It turns out that angela got a shitload of splinters in her ass, and everybody knows that kid ate my babies to be. The kid who broke the fan tried to replace a blade, but bought the wrong size. This led the fan to spin off axis and yesterday afternoon it crashed right down to the floor... No more parties for that girl, either way she's a cunt so I'm a little pumped. Anyone else have any cool shit happen to them?

obviously this thread is worthless without pics and this is the best one I could have EVER found..

Girl who gave me head is on the left, cockblocking friend is in the middle, and sloppy seconds douche is on the right.

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SO NS... What was your wildest party story?
May 15 2012 8:22PM
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Bodhisattva_
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Doubt it
Oct 31 2012 2:44PM
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PhaedeD
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slap dat bag.
Oct 31 2012 2:46PM
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PhaedeD
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ya dude stfu you didnt hit any kids in the teeth with a baseball bat or your fists. you are a pussy.
Oct 31 2012 2:47PM
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yuck
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i know its a music fest but picturing a dude rolling at some book convention had me laughing. meeting authors and shit haha
Oct 31 2012 4:49PM
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deleted5
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so you had a party at a house that wasn't yours then left it unsupervised, you sound like a swell smart guy.
Oct 31 2012 5:02PM
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MADDECENT
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for real. I was more and more dumbfounded by the sentence. what the fuck...
Oct 31 2012 8:16PM
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Stickity
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smoked 2 bowls at my friend's party, dressed up like quailman, went to a ski club party, drank a mystery drink that tasted like lemonade, left party, browned out for 2 hours, back at my friend's party, drank a bit, kid kept calling me mac miller, smoked 6 more bowls, kept a kid from suffocating himself on a trashcan while puking, killed my high
Oct 31 2012 8:31PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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wut
Oct 31 2012 8:42PM
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TheStudioCC
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Well NS, it's been a while since I posted in this thread hahaha.. BUT anyways... the saga continues. This happened a while ago this summer, but I never thought to post it. We're at rich girls house again and I am bucked. Sauceboss fuckin stumblin drunk, no control whatsoever. So we're all just partyting everyone's having a good time, and I get really really fucked up, try to go to take a "quick nap" on my usual sleeping couch there. I'm laying on the couch playing on my phone or some shit and Angela comes into the room, somehow we ended up together almost every party so this was nothing new. I was plotting on another girl that night, so I did come prepared with a condom and thought... why not try to fuck Angela? She's a virgin. So she's also hammered, and we start hooking up. Don't ask my why lol but we found ourselves on the second floor.. Literally right on the top of the stairs in the hallway. Hardwood floor might I add. So we're doin' our thing I start fingering her, and then she blows me. I put on the condom and she gives no indication that she doesn't wanna go through with it so I'm stoked. I was JUST ABOUT TO PUT IT IN. Like were taking surface contact here, trying to get it in (she's stupid tight). When all of a sudden, her older sister gets walks out of her bedroom and just yells NO! I zipped up my pants, and ran like hell. I always have such bad luck at that house... Ended up playing it off pretty well, no one said anything about it. I think?
Oct 31 2012 8:57PM
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proZach
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pro-tip: never say "alky," ever.

also, a 24-pack of pbr does not constitute anyone to go crazy, unless someone drank it to their dome.

yes, even a 24 of tallboys.

unless, of course (see above post), it was to their dome.
Oct 31 2012 10:01PM
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BertBoyd
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Well i was at this birthday party at chucke cheese, and i drank some pop and got all hyper and then i spent my last token on a jackpot game and won the jackpot. Best Party Ever
Oct 31 2012 10:06PM
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ZeechMcHuck
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Oct 31 2012 10:06PM
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cbj
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Angela is the one on the left right? She is hot as fuck, props to you mang.
Nov 1 2012 12:11AM
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.Hugo.
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LAst night got kinda wild. But all I can tell you is I woke up under a minivan in an alley with a black eye. No one knows how I wound up there or got the black eye either. but I had a baseball bat earlier in the night so hopefully i didnt really fuck someone up haha.
Nov 1 2012 2:09PM
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Zimmerman
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>At a girls party a few weeks ago
>pass out on couch at like 5
>woke up upstairs next to my good friend
>had no idea why
>apparently people weren't allowed to sleep on the main floor cause her dogsitter was coming in the morning
>she told him to get me off the couch
>he couldn't get me to wake up
>carried me upstairs like a baby
>lol
Nov 1 2012 9:26PM
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Hughes
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went to a party already very drunk. decided it would be a good idea time for some trampolining so i did a double backie and caught my feet on the net of the trampoline, which caused it to break and hang in the middle. Didn't notice this so i tried another one and landed on the other side of the net, like on the padding that covers the springs. Only the next day did i realise i was one lucky motherfucker.

its not great but i haven'y really had many wild partys...
Nov 1 2012 9:42PM
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MothaHucker
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bump.

haven't raged in a few weeks ad I'm gettin the fiend.

Dec 3 2012 8:41PM
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infedel_one
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holy shit name dropped! haha. if its the party I'm thinking about then it was definitely a banger.
Dec 3 2012 9:32PM
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bustinthejus
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Hi there.

https://www.facebook.com/max.ebensteez
Dec 3 2012 9:47PM
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alexat955
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Saturday night I was in reno, made money gambling, took a lot of drugs, went to a couple strip clubs, and accidentally sort of crashed my parents car driving home the next day. Crazy ass fucking weekend
Dec 4 2012 6:45AM
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Steve-Brown
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i'm that dumbass
unfortunately this one kid came puked everywhere and broke everything

and after my whole summer savings later i paid it off and avoided the cops.
i'm back to throwing parties and partying still....just not in my neighbors house.
Dec 4 2012 9:40AM
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alexat955
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oh, also my friend fucked a stripper for $50. casual
Dec 4 2012 5:36PM
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cbj
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That is called prostitution, and is considered illegal and sometimes frowned upon...
Dec 4 2012 10:24PM
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alexat955
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Well see the $50 was for a lap dance and then she decided that she liked him
Dec 4 2012 10:29PM
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Algebra
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haven't posted in this thread before. don't feel like a big story.

I got some 190 proof shit. drank a a lot of it. had some beers. really fucked up, I broke this kids grill. we almost blew up a propane tank. real fun night
Dec 4 2012 10:33PM
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Algebra
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* didn't mean to break the grill. I thought it was a chair. o and there was a good amount of coke there. didn't do any, thank the lord
Dec 4 2012 10:34PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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at a highschool/junior college party in sacramento this weekend cus im a senior. by 1 all highschoolers are gone and its basically a ghetto rage fest. buncha black guys and ratchet ass hoes and the kids who were to drunk to leave(me and my friends). house got destroyed, chick who owned the houses bunny got killed, christmas tree stollen, 50 people were invited and by 4 am there were 150. my friend got jumped, my other friend got raped. i woke up with a bag of weed under my balls. by far the craziest night of my life i woke up passed out on my friends dads lawn, how i got there i have no idea.
Dec 4 2012 10:40PM
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cbj
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Was this party in the hood? This sounds mad crazy...
Dec 4 2012 10:44PM
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GEORGEzimmerman
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it was at a nice house minutes from a hood ass area so we shoulda seen it coming.
Dec 4 2012 11:34PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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But who will eat all the carrots? =[

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Dec 5 2012 1:42AM
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_Garagely_
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Not really a party story but the cops found a day of birth naked kid passed out on some random guy's lawn in my neighborhood which is weird because I live in a nice area.
Dec 5 2012 1:47AM
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Firewood
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Threads

Dec 5 2012 2:07AM
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DR.SHRED
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not really a party story and a lot to type so the sparknotes are

i get high/drunk, meet and 2 eskimo sisters and there gay friend, we drink to much, the one that was hornier than hell pukes all over me and my camper, the gayfriend who says hes 34 tries to grab my dick many times, i end up sleeping in a lawn chair outside cause inside was to gnarly then work at 5 30 and when i get off shes gone never to be seen of again. still dont know her name



Dec 5 2012 4:03AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Uh
Dec 5 2012 11:42AM
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fillup
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I played beer pong once.
Dec 5 2012 12:11PM
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Bubba-Snax
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Who ate the bunny? Thats good meat!
Dec 5 2012 12:18PM
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pounds.
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got real blackout last semester... passed out outside the college community center. The girlfriend tried to wake me up but couldn't so EMS came over and decided that I didn't need to go to the hospital. Cop comes over and apparently im telling everyone to fuck off and stop helping me, so my girlfriend starts crying and tells the cop that im just drunk and dont need a ticket. Cop eventually lets my girlfriend take me to my room, where I proceed to pass out in my bed. Upon waking up almost still blackout at 7am, I see a pile of puke in my bed, some sort of liquid in the trash can along with more puke and my girlfriend asleep on the floor next to the bed. Turns out in the middle of the night I stood up and started pissing on my sleeping girlfriend so she got up and grabbed the trash can. However, i was still missing the trash can so she had to hold my dick to make sure I got it in. Next morning she wasn't even pissed... thats a keeper boys.
Dec 5 2012 1:05PM
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.AR6rider.
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I wish I could think of a good pun right now.
Dec 5 2012 1:08PM
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Joebin
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Dec 5 2012 1:11PM
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Dec 5 2012 1:14PM
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pounds.
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The medical amnesty ticket that I received was marked as 8:40 pm also, and I had started drinking at 7pm. We were supposed to go the her sorority formal at like 9pm, but needless to say we were not in attendance.
Dec 5 2012 1:18PM
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0123456789
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haha thats good shit dude.

when i was dating my ex, she got me a fith of ciroc for my bday, i drank half of it outta the bottle and the rest was put in mixed dranks the whole bottle was consumed by me in about 45 mins.  ended up balcking out pretty much right away and puking all over my bathroom only got a little bit in the toilet, and my girl ended up taking care of me all night and cleaning up my mess, wasnt even mad about it haha.
Dec 9 2012 1:03AM
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Chinchi
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I love this thread, may contribute later
Jan 22 2013 11:09PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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We threw a party at my buddy's house. 300+ people showed up (backyard/shop pary). Around 1am the cops show up. People immediately start yelling at them. Dudes start pissing on the hood and deflating the cop cars tires. The cops couldn't do much because there was basically what you'd call a mob. Some kid climbs onto the roof and the cop yells at him. He jumps off and cracks the windshield and takes off down the street. The party it way out of hand and was still probably the best party I've been to. The next morning there were bottles of booze hidden in the bushes. We found a light saber, a pair of shoes, and an axe. Not sure where these items came from. Then the cops call and say he is getting fined 500 dollars and we can figure out who's paying it. We split it 5 ways between us because we planned it. Still goes down in my high schools history as the biggest party the someone from our school has ever thrown at their own house.
Jan 22 2013 11:15PM
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Royal-bamboo
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bumpidy bump dis shit is hilarious

Jan 22 2013 11:31PM
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Pancake_Fucker
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My friend also celebrate his 18th birthday with me and a few others in Rome. We went to the bar and we were drunk by 6pm. We ended up bar hopping and spending 700 euros. At some point in the night birthday boy got roofied and was Mia for a good two hours. I pissed in a phone booth and someone else tried to fight some Italians. We woke up the next, my friend that got roofied didn't have his Nixon watch anymore and we had a lot less money. We then went to the coliseum. He still claims it was his best birthday ever. I'm don't contributing because the rest of mine don't compare anymore.
Jan 23 2013 12:02AM
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DANETRON
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Well shit you sound like fun to party with lol
Jan 23 2013 2:42AM
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