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the kid who thought he was cool

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october
Posts: 324 - Karma: 34
this kid is one egocentric bastard. he is a dedicated weekend warrior who pulls up to the parking lot boosting his hip hop as he looks around to see if anyone is looking at how cool he is. he thinks he is hot shit with his armada skis and oakley pants. On the way up to the mountain in the bus, all you hear from this kid is how sick he is and how he is going to get sponsored someday. he talks about pros,competions this season, and how he thinks all the jumps at the mountain are too small for his skill level.
You get off the bus and this kid grabs his skis, one in each hand, and drags them across the sidewalk, as he walks to the lift lines. He gets to the lift line and thinks everyone thinks he is good, so he smiles.
when he gets off the lift he does a few 180s and skis switch( no carving) and then reverts when things get a little scary for him. he pulls up to the park and looks around. his first runs appear to be humble, a few straight airs. then on his third run he rolls up and starts his ego centric bullshit again, talking just loud enough to get everyones attention. once he thinks everyone is watching he drops in with mad pre-bang and gorrilla steeze. for a second you think this kid is legit. he boosts off the kicker and throws the ugliest looking nine hundred you have ever seen. hands all over the place and legs squirmming.
a few texans and gradma lindas, holler in exicitement 'ohh my, that was most incredible' 'Damn Dave, that kid is crazzyyyy!!!!'

the true skiers nodd their heads in disgust

the kid lands with some seroius afterbang and continues to shred like this the rest of the day, thinking he is cool.
What he doesnt realize is he, and kids just like him are ruining skiing. they think they are legit throwing big ugly spins and misties, but cant even do a stilie 3 or five. it doesnt matter how many tricks you can do, work on style and flow not how many times you can spin around.... the end



Oct 6 2004 10:22PM
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october
Posts: 324 - Karma: 34
these are words from craig coker:

Stupidest Ski Trick: BIG SPINS WITHOUT STYLE



Oct 7 2004 5:10PM
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SiverMike
Posts: 2367 - Karma: 13




i hate people who are racist against people who use drugs.-lilipad84

i actually endorse drug use. i dont do them myself, but i think it acts as a form of natural selection.

a safety conscious drug user...isnt that an oxy-moron?

-supilot
Oct 7 2004 5:17PM
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+[wall.e]+
Posts: 1928 - Karma: 18
I was totally going with you till you said he threw a 9. had it been an out of control 3 or 5 it probably would have been a lot more fitting


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Oct 7 2004 5:21PM
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BigRich
Posts: 1634 - Karma: 29
what i think he's trying to say is that no one likes a loud mouth arrogant twat. And no one does.....Which is why dspin7x is so unpopular.
Oct 7 2004 5:22PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
yeah, i find little bitch ass grom's with like 09 armadas and drive up in there suv's there parents bought for em and act like they can ski but really cant, and Fucking get in the motherfucking way and stand on jumps and shit to be annoying as fuck.. and the ones who FUCKING sit infront of one rail ALL DAY and watch people hit it and again are in the MOTERFUCKING WAY to be very annoying.





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Oct 7 2004 5:28PM
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wolfmansbro
Posts: 2155 - Karma: 137
^ i think you might be mistaking skiers for snowboarders. remember skiers have 2 planks not one
Oct 8 2004 12:26PM
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Tha_Grouch
Posts: 2216 - Karma: 14
Your kinda stupid and I don't like you. Even if he talks himself up and sucks, so the fuck what. Mind your own damn business and leave him to his devices. Grow up you infant.


'Heh Heh ... All Right.' ~Quagmire
Oct 14 2004 11:46PM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
lol i know, i love my icon for that reason, he thrusts to my music too. You have to listen to music in the parking lot, its essential.





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Oct 15 2004 7:13AM
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ScratchCobra66
Posts: 3688 - Karma: 11
I always ask the good skiers for advice on things, i cant throw shit. So i figure the best way to learn is to ask, and then try.





Skiing.
I wont ever tell you that your not good enough or that its not wokring out, it wont ever tell you that you were better off being a friend, it wont ever just leave you in the dark, and it wont ever do anything that you dont like.
Oct 15 2004 7:15AM
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Kasanovah
Posts: 912 - Karma: 35
I'm actually agreeing with this october kid, I can see where he's comin from. Like, some of you are ripping on him for knowing the whole story and paying attention, but it only takes three seconds to see someone and remember it (especially if it's that funny to see, or disgraceful lol). I highly doubt he was tailing him all day to see what the knob kid did next. But anyways, big spins with no style Are shit, I'm not saying never do it, I mean sometimes it's fun to huck, and at any point you gotta learn. But if the kid yaps all day and throws shit like that, then that's pretty hagard. I would seriously go up and ask the kid to throw a steezy 5, and hype him up on it a bit more so he wants to work on style rather than penis spins (ugly spins with no grab where the skier looks like a spinning knob). Everyone should take a page from Dash's book and work on being technical, versitaile and well rounded. He's underated for sure. meh, I'm rambling now, you get the point


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This has been One Man's Opinion

'Too many rookies, not enough pros' Roy, as we watch our friend Dave try to have style

'What are they gonna do?, show us up, (followed by a lot of laughing)' Roy and I having a convo between ourselves wondering what would happen if a couple boarders in our park got mad

'I could be skiing right now.' Me in my friends car with some ladies at about 12 for lunch, they're singing, I'm bored, they weren't too happy, but they got the message and I went skiing sooner than I could've hoped

'hey baby, it's no good if your friends can't have none' My friend Dan, as he attempts to share and mack a broad at the same time
Oct 15 2004 11:48AM
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unrigged
Posts: 904 - Karma: 15
yo andy for real, is that why peeps go with no polls to develop? i only saw peeps w/ no polls on rails for better balance. But w/e i like my polls so ima stick wit them. Oh yah and guy who was fuckin mad about that guy. W/e man hes cocky he can do nines, if i were you i wouldnt say nething and let your skiing do the talking. But apparently no1 can show this guy up in that place so i guess he can be cocky tilll someone shuts him down.





TRY EVERYTHING EVEN IF IT MEANS KICKING YOUR OWN ASS
Oct 15 2004 12:47PM
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d-mold
Posts: 693 - Karma: 10
I would have walked to this kid and asked him to show me how to do those 9's...
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Oct 15 2004 2:30PM
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mommy
Posts: 12072 - Karma: 59
so youre saying he did a 900 on his 3rd run of the day? props to him.
Oct 15 2004 3:39PM
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october
Posts: 324 - Karma: 34
sloppy 900s make you all crazy. why?
Oct 15 2004 4:04PM
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Fr2Planker
Posts: 1696 - Karma: 13
first off most people who can huck nines can spin a steezy three and now it seems liek you're the hater...just let the kid be man, everyone knows there are real cocky kids on the mt but sometimes they are cool as hell
Oct 15 2004 4:05PM
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Mavrck
Posts: 2765 - Karma: 27
why dont u try to talk to him if ur so bothered by his unstylie 9's..ask him to show u a stylie 3 or somethin and if he cant help him out if u know how...this is our sport and we arent that big we all love it for mostly the same reasons so try helpin each other out once in a while and who knows maybe hes got somethin to teach u??!
DO$


'Some ski for the fun of it.....I....I ski for the hell of it..'
Oct 15 2004 7:30PM
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thewhitesalmon
Posts: 374 - Karma: 15
I like how he is talking about himself

....Don't take No from someone who doesn't have the authority to say Yes....
Oct 15 2004 7:31PM
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NBCskier
Posts: 3877 - Karma: -289
throwin a nine and stickin it ain't know easy task even if it was unstylie
Oct 15 2004 7:34PM
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NickMartini
Posts: 7761 - Karma: 8,356
agreed^



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Oct 15 2004 7:39PM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
^ Also agreeing with that statement.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 15 2004 8:25PM
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linemaverick16
Posts: 534 - Karma: 10
yeah style is deffinently what u should work on but u gotta give the kids that can go big without any style a little credit. not much but a little.
Biking and skiing are fun.
Oct 15 2004 9:44PM
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bigdoubler125805y
Posts: 1236 - Karma: -8
i'd probably respect the kid...if he has the balls to huck 9s then let him go for it...if you don't think he's good that's your opinion, on the other hand it sounds like other kids think he is good. maybe this kid is just trying and eventually will get smoother
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There's nothing to lose when noone knows your name.
Oct 16 2004 4:56PM
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T.L.
Posts: 4729 - Karma: 3,008
hes probably got a gapped out pooper from the sounds of it.

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Oct 16 2004 5:49PM
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mckeeman
Posts: 2674 - Karma: 122
fuck that sounds like me...except i got mad steez yo


When in doubt...FSI


...fuckin send it


work to live...not live to work.
work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
Oct 16 2004 5:56PM
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Jordan_B
Posts: 939 - Karma: 56
that is so true






Oct 16 2004 6:11PM
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Fairview
Posts: 430 - Karma: 33
atlanta ski sucks a lot, i agree. man, he sucks a lot.
go to work drunk
Oct 16 2004 6:58PM
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General_Shredgnar
Posts: 3024 - Karma: 34
Its very true, trick skiiers dont realize there trying to freestyle ski, key word style. Its a growing sport for sho, but luckily its still pretty undergound, not seriously, but relatively, our generation will be the last trick skiiers before the big boom. Trick skiing will become more and more like snowboarding is now, a bigger trick ski company will buy out all the other ones, like burton did, but hopefully that day will come in a faraway time.
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Oct 16 2004 8:33PM
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chugLIFE
Posts: 4714 - Karma: 1,050
i thought the story would ahgve been cooler if he claimed he was gonna do a cork 9 and then he jsut did 3s all day...which were ugly

aliens would ahve helped as well...

Ninthward
Its a ski comapny bitch...

P.Crew Crip Walkin Like Thats Whats Up...
Oct 16 2004 10:08PM
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airic
Posts: 720 - Karma: 16
shit i rocked okaley pants and armada skis last year. and i listen to rap music.. and i hucked a 9 last year all penciled, very un-graceful. I hope im not the kid....
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Oct 16 2004 10:38PM
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midwestskier69
Posts: 1145 - Karma: 11
kinda reminded me of myself, actually.
my skis :armada
my outerwear :oakley
... except it couldn't be because my passion is skiing, not to be the shit or to brag about it, cuz i don't, nor do i plan to. my first year i had a coat from wal mart and ski pants that were like 60 bucks from the shop... i hucked 10's and they were unstylie.. but this kid MAY also be having a hella good time doing his hucked shit.
just like some have said, let the skiing you do talk... and if he bugs you, say something. if he can't do a 3.. it'll hurt him in the end.. and if he thinks hes the shit.. let him, it won't affect you or your skiing unless if you let it. go fucking shred and go have fun; plus we all know that we're all bitter right now because the season is oh so close, yet still not here yet.


one love.
Oct 16 2004 10:43PM
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snomaster
Posts: 3336 - Karma: 5,677
you hucked 10's your first year?/? you mean your first year freeskiing?

and walmart sucks at least as much as over-cockiness.



*all hail to the mighty gods of snow*
Oct 16 2004 10:58PM
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KootenayGuy
Posts: 1075 - Karma: 10
Dude, in all sports, or extreme sports anyways, your gonna have ppl who want attention and who look to others for direction and for a sense of self. Aint no skin off your back. Remember why your there in the first place man.
-STARMAN DIED IN VAIN!
Oct 17 2004 12:05AM
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,084
i will be happy if i can do a nine.





proudly representing ISCHGL, TIROL, AUSTRIA
Oct 17 2004 5:05AM
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skiierman
Posts: 28699 - Karma: -5,563
Jesus even with his first year of freeskiing... I dont believe that soo much.



----2ond in Command of DANSA-----

To Huck. v. The act of throwing oneself off of a cornice, cliff, rock, or any other thing that results in an attempt to fly.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Oct 17 2004 8:52AM
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skogenjake
Posts: 6685 - Karma: 511
900s are fucking sweet no matter what...wait yes i do live in the midwest...

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Oct 17 2004 9:29AM
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navigator
Posts: 377 - Karma: 17
i dont think hes knocking on the kids skills as oppossed to his attitude. i see where the kids coming from and i think that kind of attitude is ruining skiing. why does the guy need to show off, hes obviously attention deprived
Oct 17 2004 9:54AM
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