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nut
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This was sent to me today. Do with it as you please:

Lemme see; have I got this straight? Clinton awards Halliburton no-bid
contract in Yugoslavia - good...
Bush awards Halliburton no-bid contract in Iraq - bad...
Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... Bush spends 87 billion
in Iraq - bad...
Clinton imposes regime change in Serbia - good... Bush imposes regime change
in Iraq - bad...
Clinton bombs Christian Serbs on behalf of Muslim Albanian terrorists-
good... Bush liberates 25 million from a genocidal dictator - bad...
Clinton bombs Chinese embassy - good... Bush bombs terrorist camps - bad...

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...Bush lands on aircraft
carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad...

Stock market crashes in 2000 under Clinton - good...Economy on upswing under
Bush - bad...

Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers
fall under Bush - bad...

Clinton says Saddam has nukes - good... Bush says Saddam has nukes - bad...

Clinton calls for regime change in Iraq - good... Bush imposes regime change
in Iraq - bad...

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys
training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

Milosevic not yet convicted - good...Saddam turned over for trial - bad...

Ahh, it's so confusing!

Every year an independent tax watchdog group analyzes the average tax burden
on Americans, and then calculates the “Tax Freedom Day'. This is the day after
which the money you earn goes to you, not the
government.

This year, tax freedom day was April 11th. That's the earliest it has been
since 1991. Its latest day ever was May 2nd, which occurred in 2000. Notice
anything special about those dates?

Recently, John Kerry gave a speech in which he claimed Americans are actually
paying more taxes under Bush, despite the tax cuts. He gave no explanation
and provided no data for this claim.

Another interesting fact: Both George Bush and John Kerry are wealthy men.
Bush owns only one home, his ranch in Texas. Kerry owns 4 mansions, all worth
several million dollars. (His ski resort home in Idaho is an old barn brought
over from Europe in pieces. Not your average A-frame).

Bush paid $250,000 in taxes this year; Kerry paid $90,000. Does that sound
right? The man who wants to raise your taxes obviously has figured out a way to
avoid paying his own.


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Oct 6 2004 12:31PM
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Melvs
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delete this or leave it? I'm just sick of stupid arguments going either way.
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Oct 6 2004 12:37PM
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Lord_Piot
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you being alive - bad
you being dead - good
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Oct 6 2004 12:48PM
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Meh42
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heh ive seen that before, its so dumb its funny. although it might make a few good points, most of it is pure opinion and idiocy.

Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...Bush lands on aircraft
carrier in jumpsuit - bad...

who has ever called clintons bj a good thing? monica was a fat fuck anyway

No mass graves found in Serbia - good... No WMD found Iraq - bad...

whoever said no mass graves in serbia was good?
because someone else fucked up does that give the next in line a right to fuck up as well?

Clinton spends 77 billion on war in Serbia - good... Bush spends 87 billion

clinton spent 77 billion total in serbia, bush has spent 87 billion so far, with much more to come

Terrorist training in Afghanistan under Clinton - good... Bush destroys
training camps in Afghanistan - bad...

nobody has ever called the elimination of terrorists themselves bad, its the war itself.





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Oct 6 2004 1:00PM
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Swirly999
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do you have any clue what was going on in Serbia and Bosnia when Clinton put forward that money? It was nothing like Iraq.


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Oct 6 2004 1:02PM
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dspin7x
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yeah most of that is pretty fucking stupid if you have half a brain

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Oct 6 2004 1:03PM
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Utahpowderskier
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Although some of it brings up a good point, the fact is that most of those situations cant really be put in the same sentence and so it doesnt hold water. Criticism has gotten more potent over the last 5 years or so though.
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Oct 6 2004 1:11PM
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nut
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^ that's exactly what I thought


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Oct 6 2004 1:31PM
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punk_rider
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your first post tells everything about democrats hypocrisy!

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RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Oct 6 2004 1:36PM
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Roussel
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its aslo the way in which they go about doing these things.
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Oct 6 2004 1:36PM
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B-Wald
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'Clinton commits felonies while in office - good...Bush lands on aircraft
carrier in jumpsuit - bad...'

is this referring to the whole lewinsky thing? is gettin your knob slobbed by someone else other than your wife actually a felony?

that whole thing pisses me off anyways.
first of all. it's his personal life. stay out of it.
secondly, if you were married to hilary, you'd be out lookin for some young (but probably hotter than monica lewinsky) tang too.
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Oct 6 2004 1:44PM
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Utahpowderskier
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no, but perjury is.
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Oct 6 2004 1:46PM
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bigJ
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perjury is



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Oct 6 2004 1:46PM
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punk_rider
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^it's not about that! it's about clinton having said to the country he had no sexual relationships with her as he did. he lied to the country. few years before, he made an oath, no? under God, no?

GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH!
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GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH! GO BUSH!
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PUNK'S NOT DEAD!
RAILS SUCK!
POWDER SKIING RULES!
DEATH TO SNOWBOARD-ERS!!
VOTE BUSH!!
Oct 6 2004 1:47PM
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Raoul_Duke
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purgery is a felony is what it was getting at.

Oct 6 2004 1:49PM
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B-Wald
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all right.
that definitely clears it up a little.

and clinton fucked up. i'm not denying that. but of course he's going to try and cover it. do you expect him to come out and say 'yeah, she gave me some face'? i don't.
i just think that was made waaay to huge of a deal.
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Oct 6 2004 1:54PM
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j.bird
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I think it in general is a fair piece, but some of the things arent really related so it could go either way. It really does show another side to it rather than what you hear on CNN. Also, the thing about bosnia and serbia being worse than Iraq??? You have got to be joking me buddy.

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i did think it was odd when my grandpa was wearing a hat with a pink feather sticking out of it, and calling my friends bitches

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oh, thats dissapointing, i thought by the title that we were bashing france-skierdudeguy, in the 'stupid People' thread


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Oct 6 2004 1:55PM
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Melvs
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clinton was 10 times the presiendt bush will ever be. and 5 times the preisdent kerry will be.
-Pat Melvin
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Oct 6 2004 2:44PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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huh. thats interesting. how so?















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Oct 6 2004 3:00PM
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hellmut
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bush=x
Kerry=5x
Clinton=10x

I thought everybody knew this. Its so obvious.
Oct 6 2004 3:04PM
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Swirly999
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Bosnia was a fuckin disater when we went in, in sarajevo alone the serbs were just lobbing in morter shells and killing civilians, they were even targeting children. When we went into Iraq it wasn't nearly anything like that.


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Oct 6 2004 3:37PM
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SkiYaLataHata
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HAHAHAHAHA CLinton was a terrible and horrible president its just the fact that he is a very good looking person who knows how to mold the public and is a great speaker thats where the good qualities end look at what he actually did in office NOTHING. And if you try to say the economy was so great under him i will laugh harder because he had ABSOLUTELY NO affect on the economy during the 90s, mismanaged the office, let terrorism get out of hand thats why it is the way it is today. The wh9ole Monica thing is peanuts compared to him cover his asss about it and lying to us regardless of what you say that is some bullshit. Not to mention little things like when Bush was elected before the Clinton Admin left the White house they trashed the place real mature.
Oct 6 2004 3:55PM
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bigJ
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'Clinton refuses to take custody of Bin Laden - good... World Trade Centers
fall under Bush - bad... '

I don't give a shit about the rest of the claims, just this one. Clinton had three chances to capture Bin Laden and he chose not to. What the fuck? It pisses me off when you say that a man who had public enemy no. in his hand on three occasions and let him go is a great president. Yes he was charismatic and he was a excellent orator, but he was a poor president. Really, Clinton had a chance to stop 9/11 and failed to do so, that is just sad that yall think of him as a good leader and president.



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Oct 6 2004 4:42PM
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dspin7x
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oh no clinton lied about a blowjob....bush lied about a war that has killed 1000 people in iraq....a little different I think.

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Oct 6 2004 4:53PM
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Swirly999
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^just a little different


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Oct 6 2004 5:32PM
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Melvs
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bigJ, I know it's a different person, but could you try to defend this after what you just said please?





all I'm saying is that people become more of a threat over time. at the time this pic was taken, obviously the US and Saddam were on different terms. Although this was further back then the clinton era, we were still on somewhat different terms with bin laden. 9/11 hadn't happened, and he wasn't the number on threat in the world. It's like the guy who COULD'VE shot Hitler in the first world war but didn't, becuase he went for a higher ranking official.
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Oct 6 2004 7:28PM
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freeze_pooter
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i like how when some disagrees with supilot they deserve to die. but when clinton was president the republicans were the same way to clinton as the dems r now. its just more noticable now that being a dem is so cool
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Oct 6 2004 7:33PM
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hellmut
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I dont think Bush 'lied' like Clinton did. Clinton lied under oath, which is a federal crime and not something the president of the United States should do
Oct 6 2004 7:37PM
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Melvs
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alright. lets settle this. everyone can agree that the 'lie' clinton made WASN'T as serious as the 'lie' bush made. Clinton WAS impeached. Bush hasn't been chastized at all.
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Oct 6 2004 7:40PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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but again youre assuming that bush did lie. that is the thing that is becoming more and more obnoxious every time someone says it. its rediculous and unfounded. weve been over this at least 32342332423243 times melvs. get over it.















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Oct 6 2004 7:41PM
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Oct 6 2004 7:42PM
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Melvs
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anew... notice the quotes? maybe bush was lied to, but he made the wrong call anyways. he hasn't been punished. Clinton should never have been put before a grand jury in my opinion. there have been tons of presidents who had mitresses. I have no problem with him. As I've said before, he was 10 times the president bush is.
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Oct 6 2004 7:48PM
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rhcp
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He was acting on information he was getting. and your precious '5x' kerry supported the war on the same info.
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Oct 6 2004 7:50PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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ah, call it what you want i guess.















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Oct 6 2004 7:51PM
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Melvs
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rhcp. Yes, he did. And so did I. however, there is a difference between kerry and me, and bush. me and kerry see that the war is wrong now. we can admit that shit got fucked up. Bush can't say this.
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Oct 6 2004 7:55PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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remember a few years ago when dan rather had that big interview with saddam? We shoulda strapped a bomb to dan and taken out saddam. It would have saved so much time and money.

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Oct 6 2004 8:00PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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okay, so let me get this straight... because im a bit confused... you, kerry, and the president, all went into the war on the same info, same impression that it was the thing to do. but now, you and kerry see it was wrong. um... i think everyone, president included sees that the situation is not what everyone thought it was, and so now the difference is that the president wants to stay till the job is done, kerry wants to stay till the job is done, and you? i dont know. but the point here is that everyone is on the same page. you and mr kerry arent somehow able to teleport back to 2002 are you? because that is the only way that what youre saying could have any realevance whatsoever.















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Oct 6 2004 8:01PM
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rhcp
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Ok, then stop using the line 'bush lied'. Although there were no wmds, tell me how the world is worse off now that saddam is out of power. Tell me why in the long run this is a bad war.
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Oct 6 2004 8:01PM
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asac
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stop using kerry is a flip flopper. its holds no water, unlike our 'bush lied' fetish.





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Oct 6 2004 8:05PM
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rhcp
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it holds more water than your bush lied 'fetish'.
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Oct 6 2004 8:22PM
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SchweitzerSki
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I don't care about whatever. That is the biggest piece of shit I've ever read and I'm voting for Bush.


did that make any sense?
Oct 6 2004 8:30PM
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fatpigeon
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I don't know if I approve of all of Bush's actions but in this case he is the lesser of two evils. Kerry is a deushe. And for you that say 'Kerry isn't a flip-flopper'...

WATCH THIS VIDEO
http://media1.stream2you.com/rnc/072304v2.wmv

Or maybe you are going to continue to try and bullshit us by saying 'oh, that was taken out of context'
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Oct 6 2004 8:43PM
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Swirly999
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melvs I think i get what your saying however the difference also is that Bush saying things are fucked carries huge consequences, Kerry saying things got fucked is just to piss off Bush and convince the people that.


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Oct 6 2004 8:44PM
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B-Wald
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jesus pooter. get over this 'it's cool to be democrat' or 'it's cool to be liberal' bullshit. that's probably the stupidest thing i've heard in a while.


but i like randall's idea on this. that would've been waaay cheaper.
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