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Goat life.

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
This thread is the unveiling of my clan. Goat squad. Goat life for lyfe motha fucka.
We're criminals who like to have a good time and go on the internet.
We run these streets.
We da best.
We kings.
Leaders of the Goat squad are myself and fellow NSer jerrylawyer.

Join before it's too late; accepting applications starting now.

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May 8 2012 11:06PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
i want in.
May 8 2012 11:07PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
What are your qualifications?
May 8 2012 11:08PM
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K-Dot.
Posts: 3703 - Karma: 7,375
I want in. Me and some buddies have a beer pong team called the fingering goats for our famous move where you give the other team the goat and then you finger it when the ball rolls around the rim. That's my qualifications
May 8 2012 11:19PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
I want in
May 8 2012 11:21PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Last two are both in. Keep em coming.
May 8 2012 11:24PM
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skiskate
Posts: 787 - Karma: 823
The last pic cracks me up hard for some reason. Goats are just funny looking animals...
May 8 2012 11:27PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
I fucking love goats. I'm in mothafuckas
May 8 2012 11:28PM
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TallerThanThou
Posts: 615 - Karma: 13
I want in. This is a picture of a goat i fed while it was on a fence. There is also a picture of me feeding a kangaroo.

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That picture makes me look fat. :(
May 8 2012 11:28PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
I build goat towers. google it. im in
May 8 2012 11:29PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Welcome!
May 8 2012 11:30PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
Alpaca 4lyfe!

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May 8 2012 11:30PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
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May 8 2012 11:33PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
nah son penguins run this shit
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May 8 2012 11:33PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
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May 8 2012 11:34PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
I'm down, I go hard in the fucking paint.


One time I got mad high off a bottle of white-out, and then told my teacher she was a bitch and then I slapped her with my cock.


#GOML


oh and I use hashtags with everything
May 8 2012 11:35PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
What the fuck does that have to do with goats?
May 8 2012 11:36PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
made me lol
May 8 2012 11:37PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
I'm recording every member on a word document. This is going to be a thing now.
May 8 2012 11:37PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
i went to botswana, africa last summer and played with baby goats in a parking lot. I fed them bananas. true story. they love me.
May 8 2012 11:38PM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
I'm out. goat life is too mainstream now
May 8 2012 11:39PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
goatlifeisnowaerials
May 8 2012 11:40PM
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corona
Posts: 12751 - Karma: 32,245
fuckin goats.

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May 8 2012 11:40PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
you're in
May 8 2012 11:41PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
by association with my name...I'm with this guy!
May 8 2012 11:42PM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
One time i rode a baby goat into the sunset, my dred locks flowing in the wind.
May 8 2012 11:42PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
you're now in twice
May 8 2012 11:43PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
this one time I found a goat in the wilderness and smoked weed with it
May 8 2012 11:44PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
ha
May 8 2012 11:48PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
you're in
May 8 2012 11:48PM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,940
O once fought side by side in nam with a goat named Roddy. I stil have piece of his horn embedded in my shoulder from when his head got blown off.

RIP Roddy(Pic before we went overseas and he was lost)
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May 8 2012 11:51PM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
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May 8 2012 11:53PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
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May 8 2012 11:56PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
you're in
May 8 2012 11:58PM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351



goats 4 lyfe
May 8 2012 11:59PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,012
goats blow
May 9 2012 12:02AM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
not in
May 9 2012 12:04AM
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Bear_Grylls
Posts: 1223 - Karma: 300
im back. I spoke wrong.
May 9 2012 12:18AM
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the.cheat
Posts: 2859 - Karma: 171
I gave a goat cheerios once
May 9 2012 12:21AM
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,550
i was born in the year of the sheep, which is kind of like a goat
May 9 2012 12:22AM
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baaangthat
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May 9 2012 12:23AM
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KillaSteeze
Posts: 3329 - Karma: 351
reminds me of yoda
May 9 2012 12:24AM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
paarthurnax?
May 9 2012 12:25AM
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Dwarftosser1
Posts: 2602 - Karma: 951
Mountain Goats are motherfucking bosses

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May 9 2012 12:26AM
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baaangthat
Posts: 2245 - Karma: 2,587
goada
May 9 2012 12:26AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Reminds me of

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May 9 2012 12:28AM
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15077 - Karma: 9,130
goat testicles 4 lyfe
May 9 2012 12:31AM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
I just drank some 3% cow milk...organic....and goats are sick.....so ...yeah...am I in?
May 9 2012 12:31AM
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MothaHucker
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i can haz in?

May 9 2012 12:32AM
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,633
I want in, I live near a market that has motherfucking goats on the roof, I go there all the time to chill with them.

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May 9 2012 12:45AM
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E__
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Fuck, the last image:
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May 9 2012 12:46AM
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