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Which Toilet Paper?

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soup
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this is dedicated to toilet. i dont know y he hasnt done this yet

What toilet paper do you guys use?
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Oct 5 2004 7:07PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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generic scratchy shit!!!



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Oct 5 2004 7:08PM
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cobalt
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Oct 5 2004 7:08PM
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TOILET
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all brands are good to me....i like to dip the tp in the toilet bowl before i whipe so it is nice and cool and refreshing.





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Oct 5 2004 7:13PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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that is so god damn weird



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Oct 5 2004 7:14PM
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mikee
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I dont whipe usually, it takes so long, fuck anyways it just comes off. Who cares.

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Oct 5 2004 7:20PM
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dg101
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thats so fuckin dope, dipping the paper
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Oct 5 2004 7:27PM
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Freestyla_01
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Everyone here is so stupid.
Live by the Triple S, Die by the Triple S.
Shit, Shave, Shower.
In that order, don't fuck it up.
You save yourself so much time and you feel fucking amazing after.
Not only are you relieved, you are smooth and clean too.
It's like reaching Zen, only not.
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Oct 5 2004 8:20PM
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r5tommy
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^ that doesnt work because if you shit first, the whole bathroom smells liek poop, and you have to shave and then shower in the dense fog
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Oct 5 2004 8:30PM
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devine
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downie tissue soft , i respect my ass



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Oct 5 2004 8:36PM
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Freestyla_01
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Man you couldn't be more wrong.
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Oct 5 2004 8:45PM
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r5tommy
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i will try this tommarow and if it doesnt work i will kill you
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Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.
Oct 5 2004 8:47PM
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JFerg
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freestyla, i understand that shitting shaving and showerin can be quite nice, but what is the importance of the shave? just so you can be clean shaven? any relevance to the shitting process?

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Oct 5 2004 8:58PM
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steeziemaster
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once i broke my collar bone and it was hard to wipe my ass because i had to use my left hand. it sucked
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Oct 5 2004 9:00PM
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r5tommy
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god damn its so hard to wipe with your left^ ahhhh
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Token: How do you know? None of us has ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having ... sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.
Oct 5 2004 9:01PM
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JFerg
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i never thought of that, but i suppose its true, i sure as hell never switch it up. i stick to the right. it wouldnt be a fluid motion with the left. seems a bit akward.

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Oct 5 2004 9:02PM
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r5tommy
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who here can do unnatural poop sweeps!??




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Token: How do you know? None of us has ever had any drugs before.
Jimmy: Well, I did Ecstasy once. Me and my girlfriend took it and we stayed up all night having ... sex.
Kyle: Where did you have sex with her?
Jimmy: In her va-vagina. Thank you, thank you. What a terrific audience.
Oct 5 2004 9:08PM
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saucerboy84
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charmin ultra, however when i was on outward bound one summer, i used snow, pine needles and ferns...snow is amazing, its like an ice cold beday(sp)
Oct 5 2004 9:18PM
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skogio3030
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DOWNY or that realyl soft stuff. they had free samples of it at klondike days in edmonotn and i stole a whole back pack full it was soft steeze
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Oct 5 2004 9:30PM
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davidh
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I broke my wrist 2 years ago and the first time I tried to wipe witht that hand I got shit on my cast.

Ya, I wiped lefty for the rest of the healing period.
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Oct 6 2004 6:36AM
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TOILET
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i am right handed but i wipe with my left hand





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Oct 6 2004 6:38AM
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Oct 6 2004 3:59PM
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bigdoubler125805y
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some kind idk, but i don't like the thick four ply stuff, it's too soft
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Oct 6 2004 5:18PM
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ATLANTASKI
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real gangstas still use baby wipes to wipe... no dingleberries, and theyre nice and refreshing for your ass


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Oct 6 2004 5:22PM
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sconnyFC
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^^^^^^
first of all, dipping is gross. you are using urine and feces water to clean your ass. just dab it under the faucet for moisture.

secondly, shit, shower, shave is the way to do it. if you shit afterwards, you ruin the freshly clean bunghole. shave afterwards because your skin is soft and ready to be shaved.

and third, any type of TP except that awful wavey stuff. that stuff leaves so much lint in your crack.








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Oct 6 2004 5:35PM
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DYFI
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im a man...i use my hand
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Oct 6 2004 6:38PM
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'when your sittin' on the john and the toilet papers gone, be a man, use your hand!'

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Oct 6 2004 6:41PM
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poor@$$skibum
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sittin on the toilet bowl,
sittin without a roll,
be a man,
wipe it with your hand,
sittin on the toilet bowl.


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Oct 6 2004 6:49PM
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Freestyla_01
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dynastar, the idea behind the 'triple s' is the fact that you are absolutely clean.
Simply fantastic.
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Oct 7 2004 11:49PM
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TOILET
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tp is god

Even though I am filthy rich from winning the lottery, I still wipe my own damn ass
May 30 2005 6:11PM
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eheath
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soft 2ply shit, i think its charmin

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May 30 2005 7:29PM
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Skipig25
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this thread is so old. look at the original date. and at the moment there are about 5 threads about toilets on the first page of NSG

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