How To Not Give A Fuck

lbuitendam

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Ridiculous

lolololoo hamburger to tha face lol

May 4 2012 5:59AM

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JayMeZZy

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Ridiculous

i very much so lost this time, good find

May 4 2012 6:03AM

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Mike-O

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Crazy Fool

Tears of joy, hahaha. That was sensational.

May 4 2012 6:12AM

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IanAvery-Leaf

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was that a large shitstain at the end hahahahahahaha

May 4 2012 7:25AM

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CliffyByro

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No Life

that was fucking hilarious hahahaha

May 4 2012 7:47AM

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Smuffy

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winning

May 4 2012 7:52AM

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Orrin

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Insane

So fucking funny it had me in tears..oh my..

May 4 2012 7:59AM

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Lucas

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Hahaha

May 4 2012 9:05AM

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GrabsForFun

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Insane

This. Not really sure why though

May 4 2012 9:20AM

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gwhitey

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Bahahahahahahaha

May 4 2012 11:06AM

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Backyard.Skier

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hahahahhahahaha "im not afraid"

May 4 2012 11:13AM

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theBearJew

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Crazy Fool

Cant burst out laughing at work. threads.

May 4 2012 11:16AM

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Bar_Down

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threads for not at work

May 4 2012 12:35PM

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soulskier

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Post Whore

"and remember......." did the audio cut out for anyone else? i feel like i missed the most important message.

May 4 2012 12:46PM

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matt.s

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i did not believe i would actually be in tears. that was fuckin hilarious

May 4 2012 2:54PM

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Bill.Nye

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May 4 2012 3:06PM

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powerslide

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Ridiculous

hell year - top humor! Er det dig selv eller en makker, det gav lige en "sen-aftens-griner" tusind tak.

May 4 2012 5:10PM

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Casper.

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^ Indeed

May 4 2012 5:19PM

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mowglii

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ahahahah is his ass bleeding? or did he shit himself or something?

May 4 2012 5:21PM

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Amadeus.

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no he had a little pause then i think he said "your soul. "

Great post +k

May 4 2012 5:40PM

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LivingColour

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Am I the only one who thought that was dumb?

May 4 2012 5:49PM

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Bill.Nye

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You obviously give way too many fucks to understand.

May 4 2012 5:51PM

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LivingColour

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Insane

Nope don't give a fuck

May 4 2012 5:53PM

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AWALLRUS.

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what an odd person

May 4 2012 5:54PM

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janetSkis

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lost so hard at the surprise murmaid

May 4 2012 5:56PM

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Mike-O

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Crazy Fool

Concentrated effort of making good-looking poopy diapers while not giving a fuck.

May 4 2012 5:58PM

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bangarangmules

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So much poo poo on his bum.

May 4 2012 5:58PM

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Newb

May 4 2012 7:37PM

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BITS

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Haha jeg aner ikke hvem han er, har bare fået linket gennem fb. Tror dog han har været med i Dagens Mand - hahaha.

May 4 2012 7:39PM

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Montville57

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YO ECB.... SELENA'S HERE BOIIII

May 4 2012 7:39PM

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Anathema

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@th1337

anathema's guide on how to not give a fuck.

get drunk and repeat something condescending about whatever it is that's making you give a fuck in song form.

example: a girl is being a giant ass bitch to you.

drink your face off and just sing "SHE'S A GIANT BITCH, SHE'S A FUCKIN BITCHY ASS BITCH AND I DONT NEED THAT SHIT. IM THE FUCKIN BOSS, SHE'S A WHORE FROM HELL. FUCK THAT BITCHY SLUT IN HER STUPID FUCKIN ASS" to whatever tune you want.

pissed that your car broke down and it's going to cost 5g to fix?

drink a quart and start singing my friend. "WHO NEEDS A CAR WHEN I GOT MY FUCKIN FEET. FEET ARE SO MUCH BETTER IM GONNA WALK ALL FUCKIN DAY. GONNA GET IN SHAPE, FUCK THAT FUCKIN CAR, GONNA RUN AROUND GONNA RUN SO VERY FAR."

you feel even better about yourself when you rhyme..

best friend being a dickhead?

"THATS MY BUDDY NATE HE'S TOO GOOD FOR YOU. DONT EVEN BOTHER TALKING TO HIS DUMB ASS HES GOTTA PITIFUL IQ. HES SO FUCKING STUPID DOESNT KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR HIM. NOW IM GONNA HANG OUT WITH MY OTHER BUDDY JIM. JIM IS SO AWESOME HE MAKES ME FEEL GOOD ABOUT MYSELF. FUCK THAT PANSY NATE AND HE'S TINY LIKE A ELF".

see how good you feel already? sing it loud and sing it proud. and remember, your condescension is key. make other people or objects feel bad while making yourself feel good and laughing about the situation.

May 4 2012 7:51PM

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