such a sick cd
One time, I got caught for eating too much Spam =(. Then my mama wouldn't buy no more cause she said I was an addict and would develope diseases becaues of the sodium ===(. Then I would quench my thirst at the local Spam joint and spam the place up with random text lolol th3y g0t pwn3d! Then the Rofl Police came and rofled my bojangles and i told them to stop or I'll call the Lmao Police but they wouldn't listen and they shot my face full of LOL juice which burned like kukui nut oil-spam_man_5000
also in with that... anyone know how to convert .rar to mp3 on a mac?
Its winter, the birds have all flown south, all but one. One little bird that waited too long. As it flew to catch it's buddies it got icicles on its wings and fell to the ground. The bird then saw a nice looking branch at the top of a nearby tree and it said to a nearby cow, 'I want to reach that top branch but I donít have then energy to fly up, can you help?' The cow said, 'Here, eat some of my poop it'll fuel you to climb up the tree.' The little bird said, 'Thanks!' and had some of the cow poop. The bird flew up to the first branch of the tree and rested, then the next day flew to the next branch, until finally the bird reached the top branch. Then the farmer came out with a shotgun...
The moral of the story is, bullshit may get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.