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mcdonalds makes my insides hurt

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bitchassphatz
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i jsut had mcdonalds for the first time in quite some....time.

man my insides feel like they're rotting, how do people eat this shit everyday. i want to kill myself the pain is so bad. i might as well just do it. ::gun shot noise:: ah much better.



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Oct 4 2004 2:03PM
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Smithy
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eat the salads there at mcdonalds... cheap and healthy.






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Oct 4 2004 2:04PM
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bhill2.0
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The only thing i can accept from mcdonalds is Sprite.Everything else sucks and is made from chinese newspapers



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Oct 4 2004 2:06PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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you just gotta let your body get used to it. I stopped eating it because their new campagin pisses me off with hipster assholes and scenes of 'pop' culture. 2:10 whats up with your friend?


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Oct 4 2004 2:07PM
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d-loc
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the fries are the shit and the double cheeseburger for $1 is also the shit.

what more can u ask for in filling up with great 'ol heart stoppin fewd



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Oct 4 2004 2:07PM
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michelle
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The salads still have a lot of sugar in them..

Try watching the movie 'Supersize Me'. It's disgusting, informative, interesting, and all that jazz. Also, if you rent the DVD make sure to go to deleted scenes and watch 'The Smoking Fry'.
Oct 4 2004 4:10PM
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LittleDevil720
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I only eat a few things, its good once in a while






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Oct 4 2004 4:12PM
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icecreamsandwich
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i have never seen supersize me...but i dont see how it can be informative...any idiot knows mcds is complete crap and not healthy in the least bit. why is there a movie that needs to tell us that?

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Oct 4 2004 4:15PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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mmmm cheeseburger



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Oct 4 2004 4:48PM
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Crow
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if somebody ate it everyday they'd die







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Oct 4 2004 4:52PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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^or they'd lose weight. No joke.

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Oct 4 2004 4:56PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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i feel bad for mcdonalds getting blamed for all the fat people in america. like seriously it isn't mcdonalds fault its the pigs who order so much food and super size it. if everyone just had like a cheesburger and a small fry every once and a while it wouldn't hurt you. but the fat whales who order all the food are the ones to blame and its their own fault. not mickie D's



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Oct 4 2004 5:04PM
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SchweitzerSki
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those fat monsters in their mini vans that weigh down one side of the van and drive like freaks throught the mcd's parking lot. And then they feed their kids and the kids get fat. Damn fatasses. Just control yourselves it's not that hard!!!


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Oct 4 2004 5:08PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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dude



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Oct 4 2004 5:30PM
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michelle
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No, it's informative because it goes to schools and it shows you what they serve you for lunch. Needless to say, I'm not buying school lunch ever again because I'd like to have atleast ONE person know what it's made of. Even the lunch ladies don't.
Oct 4 2004 5:32PM
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Public_Enemy0255
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hmmm i wonder what the lunch is really made of....lets ponder that one shall we



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Oct 4 2004 5:38PM
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the_friesz
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It's made of lunch, duh! I had the same experience as I had myself a Big Mac last night, followed by some raw vegetables, I don't know whcih one is causing the gut pain though...


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Oct 4 2004 5:41PM
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asac
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i'm so sick of fast food. as an american and a high school student in a 'inner city' school with open campus lunch, i don't have a healthy diet. blimpies is the only healthy thing i can get but its so expensive.





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Oct 4 2004 5:52PM
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B-Wald
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the only fast food i eat anymore is kfc twisters and wendy's chicken sammiches.

subway too. if that counts as fast food.
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Oct 4 2004 6:30PM
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proZach
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wendys and burgerking are much better than mcdonalds. chiles is good, but not fast food. i had that on saturday night.





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Oct 4 2004 7:13PM
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nothanks
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dude i had a medium fry and a medium sprite and i have the shits
haha



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Oct 4 2004 7:42PM
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freerider_klo
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yea last time a ate mcdonalds i threw up so i'm off it for life.



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Oct 4 2004 8:38PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i eat there every day and am a toothpick



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Oct 4 2004 8:46PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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dollar menu. thats why i eat there. i probably eat there once or twice a month, though. its the only fast food place around us.
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Oct 4 2004 9:04PM
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Ghst
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my burger was cold and stale tonight.always has,always will be
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Oct 4 2004 9:29PM
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SKItheBURG
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twisters are way good, but they're actually one of the most unhealthy things you can get at fast food restaurants.

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Oct 4 2004 9:34PM
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davidh
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supersize me was funny, and informative. If youdont care whether it was informative, it has major entertainment value as well.
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Oct 5 2004 11:36AM
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tandan83
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it's funny because mcD's got sued a bunch and their response to all of these lawsuits was basically 'anyone knows if you eat our food every day you will die' no joke. imagine if the tobacco companies took the same approach to their lawsuits.



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Oct 5 2004 11:53AM
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