on the first day of school i wok eup late at my friends house so i was hurrying really fast to get ready and i ran into her bedroom and i tripped over the wheeel on her bed frame and flew forward landing face first into a pile of her dirty thongs-Public_Enenmy0255
got the golf for really cheap only paid 1500 for it and its already pimped out... 8 inch screen. dvd/ps2, 1200 watt system and neons lights
k sweet party at your place
i went to drivers ed in the winter so i always had a big ol beenie on, and the little earplug headphones...ran the cord down the back of my shirt, and got away with it all the time, seemed to work
biggest waste of time ever. I wish I could have just spent a day or two having my dad show me and then just do it. Instead I had to go to weeks of shitty drivers training. Oh well. Having a license is pretty sweet.
You guys think drivers ed is boring, wait till you get to go to trafic school, now that is boring.
I smoke chewy like a mothafuckin nut
You got a gram bag hit the zags and roll her up
Cuz a nigga like me can't fake it when I'm high
Get the Visine for the tight red eyes
Jump in the Cutlass with the niggas from the set
The blunt went out but we ain't done yet
Get another one blaze like a barbeque beef
It ain't nothin like a blunt for the funk in ya teeth
Yeah, I'm a skinny 6'5 motherfucker
If you didn't know me you would think I was a clucker
But I'm not a clucker I'm a dodger and a ducker
Come a little closer I'm a show you I'm a punch ya
And if I can't beat you I get my gun and I'm a buck you
Turn you over like a little bitch and I'm a fuck ya
^ i like how you say wait until because you know they will all have to haha.
i never had the privilage to have this guy as a driving instructor but one of the instructors would hit a bowl with kids before they went out to drive, but some asshole found out and turned him in
oh god... drivers ed was complete hell. We weren't allowed to sleep, talk, or do anything else. We had to fucking LISTEN!!! It was quite possibly the worst time of my life...
if your floating down a fiver in a cement canoe, and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house?