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And the Democrats think Bush says stupid things.....

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Mattman
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John F. Kerry speaks:

'The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.'
- John F. Kerry

'If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.'
- John F. Kerry

'One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.'
- John F. Kerry

'I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.'
- John F. Kerry

'The future will be better tomorrow.'
- John F. Kerry

'We're going to have the best educated American people in the world.'
- John F. Kerry

'I stand by all the misstatements that I've made.'
- John F. Kerry

'We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.'
- John F. Kerry

'Public speaking is very easy.'
- John F. Kerry

'A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls.'
- John F. Kerry

'We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur.'
- John F. Kerry

'For NASA, space is still a high priority.'
- John F. Kerry

'Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children.'
- John F. Kerry

'It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.'
- John F. Kerry

'It's time for the human race to enter the solar system.'
- John F. Kerry




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Oct 2 2004 2:49PM
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Itsbackfliptime
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haha those are awesome.

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Oct 2 2004 2:51PM
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CanadianSkiGod
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I say it's impossible for any politician to have a career without making at least a few statements he never thought about. If you think that list is long, it's actually remarkably small: look at some of the things Bush said, and how much more. Plus, regardless of your political affiliation, no one can deny Kerry is just plain smarter than Bush.
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Itsbackfliptime
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from those quotes he seems even smarter than me.

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Oct 2 2004 2:56PM
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Freek-A-Leek
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haha stupid kerry
Oct 2 2004 2:58PM
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J.D.
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At least two of those I recognize as being quotes from GW Bush. You just put Kerry's name under them. How pathetic.

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I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
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Here I am
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Oct 2 2004 2:59PM
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SchweitzerSki
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those quotes may be stupid, but the things george has said, seem even more stupid. they're both stupid


did that make any sense?
Oct 2 2004 2:59PM
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J.D.
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Never mind, after rereading them, I was wrong.

Nine of those I recognize. All George Bush.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
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Oct 2 2004 3:00PM
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Mattman
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^ JD. those are not mine, I found it on a website, sorry to burst your bubble

give me proof that these are Bush's quotes



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I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

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Oct 2 2004 3:01PM
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J.D.
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Over the past 4 years, they've been posted on HERE a dozen times, let alone elsewhere. My university sells a poster of a bunch of Bushisms, all of those are on there.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 2 2004 3:06PM
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Mattman
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Lets agree that they are both stupied and that just maybe, they said the same thing



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

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Oct 2 2004 3:08PM
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J.D.
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Wow... I just googled five of those, and they're attributed to each of the following: George Bush, John Kerry, Al Gore, and most commonly, Dan Quayle. Sounds like Quayle to me, actually.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 2 2004 3:08PM
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GVAR510
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hahha....sweet...just proves everyone makes mistakes and hopefully now all the kerry fans wil lshut there yappers about bush's speaking errors.



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Oct 2 2004 3:09PM
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west
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No it dosn't. It proves that I can write anything I want and quote it as anyone I want on the internet. It doesn't prove anything at all.




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...then fade away
Oct 2 2004 3:16PM
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Capurnicus
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'Over the past 4 years, they've been posted on HERE a dozen times'

Thats interesting considering you haven't even been a member for ONE year yet.


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Looks like rain to me.
Oct 2 2004 3:40PM
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Member Since 2003-10-25

- Patrick·patproductions.com
Looks like rain to me.
Oct 2 2004 3:41PM
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fuck polictics
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Oct 2 2004 3:41PM
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GVAR510
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thats quality work there Capurnicus...



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Oct 2 2004 3:44PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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well, i noticed several of them as buishisms too... i have one of those bushism books at home... which is a couple hundred miles away. but even if i were there id probably be too lazy to look them up, but take my word, several of those are bush.
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Oct 2 2004 4:04PM
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saucerboy84
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yeah, those are bush quotes...loser
Oct 2 2004 4:05PM
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coolcat410
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I dont care about the things they say really. I agree with that those are just tossed around between the politics. But those who think that Bush is an idiot are totally wrong. Go check out his education history. He may have been one hell of a cheerleader but he also is a very smart guy.
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Oct 2 2004 4:13PM
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im a big doousch bag
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Oct 2 2004 4:15PM
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Mattman
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hahaha Capurnicus, I was just about to say that




I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Oct 2 2004 4:15PM
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J.D.
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Wierd, I didn't even notice that. I meant to say year. Although I've technically BEEN here for about a year and a half, I didn't register for a while. Why you people care is beyond me, though.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 2 2004 4:21PM
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mommy
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for like a second i though john kerry almost broke his penis once.
Oct 2 2004 4:43PM
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skierdudeguy
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just goes to show you that kerry is lateralis.
vote lat edwards 04


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Oct 2 2004 4:53PM
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Utahpowderskier
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I love how JD somehow thinks that he is so smart and above all of us. And even if he doesnt think like that, he acts it real well.
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Oct 2 2004 4:55PM
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BobYohan
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those are definitely bushisms, i recognize almost every quote on there as having come from bush, which suggests the rest probably are too. but who the hell knows, dont think we have any political science experts here


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Oct 2 2004 4:57PM
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Utahpowderskier
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I love how JD somehow thinks that he is so smart and above all of us. And even if he doesnt think like that, he acts it real well.
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Oct 2 2004 4:59PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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^its the internet man, hes chill in the real world. oh and yeah tehre are some gores and quayles in there too
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 2 2004 5:01PM
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jarossamdb7
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''At least two of those I recognize as being quotes from GW Bush. You just put Kerry's name under them. How pathetic.'' ya thoise are bull shit bull shit bull shit. alot i reconise from what Bush said. that site you got em from is bull shit.
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Oct 2 2004 5:02PM
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ESB
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coolcat: I have absolutely no problem with Bush being a cheerleader... I actually think that's damn cool. I was a cheerleader, too. However, I think if you look at his educational background you'll see that our president has been a consistent 'C' student, take that how you will.

Capurnicus (I think): Being a member for a year and a half doesn't mean you don't have access to everything that's been posted on these forums since 2001.

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Oct 2 2004 5:07PM
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ESB
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And oh yeah; J.D. is right, most of those quotes were originally attributed to Dan Quayle. If you didn't hear Kerry say it yourself, he probably didn't say it.

Wayne: 'I don't own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate the use of a rack. What am I going to do... with a gun rack?'
Oct 2 2004 5:10PM
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flexmacman
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Ummm, where did you get those from.......they are all Bushes quotes.
Oct 2 2004 5:11PM
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We've established that.



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Oct 2 2004 5:25PM
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wilkesyachtingco
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so they were kerrys, then bushes, then quails, now their bushes again? let the mandate of 'if you didnt hear kerry say it, he didnt' apply to bush as well then.

oh, whats that? you dont want to let it go both ways? figures.















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even before reading JDs enlightened comments I recognized those as Dubyaspeak. Oh well, can't expect people to be perfect. That's a bitch to decide who to vote for...




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kerry is a dingleberry
Oct 2 2004 6:20PM
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pffff ahahhahahahah thats GREAT mattman


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Oct 2 2004 6:40PM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
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christ, theyre not all kerry, theyre not all bush, theyre not all gore, theyre not all quail. there is a mix.
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
16 to a real ugly fat girl but whatever beauty is but a lightswitch away - wiener
Oct 2 2004 7:09PM
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Mattman
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^ hey, I didn't know that before posting the thread, I really don't care, they are still very funny



I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic
Oct 2 2004 8:23PM
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J.D.
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Once again, people think I'm acting libetter than them. Whatever... you can read it however you want, I'm just posting what I think, and I've never said i was better than anyone.

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In a haze
A stormy haze
I’ll be around
I’ll be loving you
Always
Always

Here I am
And I’ll take my time
Here I am
And I’ll wait in line
Always
Always...
Oct 2 2004 9:27PM
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trevorwoulddoit
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I believe about 1000 of those almost 6000 posts have been you saying that.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

Breathe and Stop

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Oct 2 2004 9:28PM
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petek
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I think you are all idiots.
He put them like that on purpose to show the hypocrisy of republicans.



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Oct 2 2004 9:33PM
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WIllW
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hahaha my dad has the bushims page-a-day calander and they are all from that with the speach or place he said it in and when it was.
but yeah if you believe every quote you find on the internet I feel bad for you.
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Everyone just shut the hell up!!!!!!
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Oct 3 2004 1:27PM
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Utahpowderskier
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I never said that you said you were better than anyone. Its the way you talk bro. I know that you might not mean it, but I am just giving you a heads up. Try to ease up on the high and mighty thing.
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Oct 3 2004 1:32PM
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SmoKinSkier
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Weird at first i thought they all said John F Kennedy under them!

But honestly everyone will have stupid statements every president has and will continue to. Its just so popular right now to bash Bush that they were runnin out of ideas so thye started pointinghis out. I mean honestly making a poster with Bushisms? thats just retarded.




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Oct 3 2004 1:36PM
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agingeri
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Funny, I seem to remember reading that Yogi Berra said some of those things exactly... word for word... not that I'm accusing you of being dishonest.


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SKItheBURG
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well yeah, smokinskier, but are you trying to say that bush isn't any less of a speaker than most other politicians? because you are wrong, it's not just because people don't like him, it's because he really can't speak.

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At least half of those would make sense in context.





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