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Jib Life Countdown

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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089

We can still do it!

Come on people, don't be haters! They just didn't have all the physics on!

Only 22 hours left to go, let's get this sucker funded!
Apr 11 2012 6:08PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
yeah common!! we need this shit!
Apr 11 2012 6:09PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Yeah guys we should really all the effort we can!! They deserve it and there's so much potential in the game!!!
Apr 11 2012 6:11PM
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Bear_Grylls
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oof 20k to go. ouch. i would like to see it happen though
Apr 11 2012 6:14PM
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DIX~
Posts: 4695 - Karma: 6,502
Can't tell if troll
Apr 11 2012 6:16PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
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Apr 11 2012 6:18PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Wow ... Took the words right out of my mouth.
Apr 11 2012 6:20PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17805 - Karma: 3,821
i've lost all patience
Apr 11 2012 6:22PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
if we want 20 grand in less than a day, there a few possible options. 1. ECB sells his body online to high paying korean businessmen. 2. someone steps the fuck up and sells their kidney on the black market. 3. we kidnap Tom Wallisch.
Apr 11 2012 6:23PM
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--ski--
Posts: 1670 - Karma: 817
Some Asian kid sold his kidney for an iPad/iPhone, so why can't someone sell theirs for JibLife development?
Apr 11 2012 6:25PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
I vote we kidnap Tammy Wallbutts, set the ransom for 40 Gs so we have a lil' pocket chance.
Apr 11 2012 6:26PM
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riddsicle
Posts: 684 - Karma: 264
i hope they release some sort of playable mini-version even though they didnt get all the funding they needed. i'll play anything at this point
Apr 11 2012 6:27PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Well, they promised to ship the game out to all the pledgers, but NDA is not our friend.
Apr 11 2012 6:29PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Yea but the version they promised to the pledgers is a mediocre rail park that looks slightly better than jibbin' ...
Apr 11 2012 6:30PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
And yeah, this thread is more about the failure of the Jib Life Kickstarter and about analyzing their marketing tactics' faults and skewed consumer rapport over the years and recent times.

Apr 11 2012 6:38PM
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Elg
Posts: 2998 - Karma: 3,880
This. I´ll save my money for whenever they make a park with jumps.
Apr 11 2012 6:39PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Holy poop, where's my credit card!?
Apr 11 2012 7:08PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,168
SAWEET
Apr 11 2012 7:10PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Only 20 hours to go!

Come on, you guys!!!
Apr 11 2012 8:03PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
Do they take paypal
Apr 11 2012 8:07PM
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Bodhisattva_
Posts: 5749 - Karma: 2,009
The only problem is that the only people likely to give a shit if Tammy Wallnuts is kidnapped are probably on NS...
Apr 11 2012 8:09PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
Ahaha Jib Life is a joke. They're physics engine is a joke.
Apr 11 2012 8:09PM
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tcgoldman
Posts: 704 - Karma: 723
i want to play

Apr 11 2012 8:10PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
why don't they get a 20k loan, put a house up as collateral, then pay it back when they inevitably get the money?
Apr 11 2012 8:11PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
12 hours to go.

Ze clock is ticking.
Apr 12 2012 3:37AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Will there be a Gameboy Colour version?
Apr 12 2012 3:40AM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Hopefully it'll be better than Tony Hawk on GBC.
Apr 12 2012 3:41AM
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rudager
Posts: 11332 - Karma: 4,597
Yes, but will it live up to the soundtrack standard the Tony Hawk set?

Doubt it.

Therefore, I'm out!
Apr 12 2012 3:46AM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
I heard they wanted to surprise release it on 4/20
Apr 12 2012 4:23AM
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Mtougas
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I didn't really wanna pledge because of how much Jiblife has pissed me off, but I did anyways cause im a sucker for ski related games.

Apr 12 2012 4:29AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7710 - Karma: 2,849
aaahw that was terrible!
Apr 12 2012 5:57AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
5 hours left. Keeping my fingers crossed they'll let us play the test map today, but we all know another countdown is waiting for us at the end of the campaign...
Apr 12 2012 10:56AM
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Puzzled
Posts: 4267 - Karma: 4,448
Its official that pledgers gets an early access to the game even if the campaign fails. Common guys its worth the 5 bucks.

"4 days left to go. For those who backed the project, we are planning to get you all playing the game before the general public, even if the campaign fails. Stay tuned for more news."
Apr 12 2012 11:01AM
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T.DUB
Posts: 343 - Karma: 36
jib life is gay, the videos they have dropped of it so far look worse than freakout extreme freeride and that came out in 2007, if they are going to make an optimistic goal of 30k they need to change the shit they have dropped so far.
Apr 12 2012 12:54PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
They way that Jib Life has conducted itself from a business perspective is absolutely ridiculous.
Apr 12 2012 1:01PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
This thread has turned into "Fuck Jiblife, blah blah blah"
I used to be all for it. But now, I have to be honest. They really seem like they have no idea what they're doing marketing wise or production wise. Everyone seems do be riding their nuts because it is the only "Realistic" game for skiing, If they did the job right the first time or if they seriously worked harder it could be done. They showed us one fucking video, that's bullshit. And then they expect to reach the 30,000$ goal. Yeah right. Anyways I kinda turned into a hater in the last paragraph but it's just irritating to see kids throw money at something they dont really know alot about.
Apr 12 2012 1:47PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 218
someone please tell me if they accept paypal!!
Apr 12 2012 1:49PM
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Lolocaust.
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GO LOOK OR PM THEM ON FACEBOOK.

Apr 12 2012 1:51PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Because it is most definitely not inevitable that they're going to get that money back.
Apr 12 2012 1:53PM
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Puzzled
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No, you have to create an amazon account with a credit card.
Apr 12 2012 2:00PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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then run three laps around your house and count to 16.
Apr 12 2012 2:01PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
EXACTLY, don't expect newschoolers or whoever else may be interested to invest money when theres been close to nothing released in terms of gameplay. The 2 minutes video released shows little about how the game actually works and the controls. Give a better description of what people are putting they're money towards and you will see better results.
Apr 12 2012 2:05PM
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KEVTRON
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someone that donated throw the early release into a .rar or .zip and upload it to mediafire or whatever. If the game is enjoyable I will donate after.
Apr 12 2012 2:41PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
97 minutes to go, get those trollfaces ready.
Apr 12 2012 2:47PM
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Lolocaust.
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this.
Apr 12 2012 2:49PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,314
Don't they get 100% of the money if they reach the goal? what am I missing here? sounds phishy
Apr 12 2012 2:50PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 235
I wouldn't buy the game even if it does ever come out. Their marketing is horrible. Someone criticizes and they call them a hater. They also blocked me on Facebook. In one of the threads they called everyone on ns haters, that's a great idea go to your target market and call them haters. No one else even knows about this game.
Apr 12 2012 2:53PM
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SacZiplock
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Apr 12 2012 2:53PM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11953 - Karma: 12,292
You're retarded. 90% of NS did hate on the whole thing. Every time JibLife has had an update most kids shit on it. They've also thanked the people that have been loyal since the beginning.
Apr 12 2012 3:34PM
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Crossfade
Posts: 743 - Karma: 24

I wish i wasn't so broke-ass...   then again most of my money just goes up in smoke

Apr 12 2012 3:44PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
Most of the "haters" are just jumping on the Jib Life trollwagon, but those with legitimate concerns about their approach to marketing their product were psyched and hyped about the product for years and years since the project was first announced and are most probably not "kids" anymore.

They've been offered help in promoting the the whole shabang by even the doubting fans who want to see this come into fruition, even with the half-truths and the disappointment of their progress and the ridiculous pledge amount needed for the project to pass.

Now they are going to offer the demo or whatever rail level to those about 300 people who pledged, but they won't see any money. So they are giving it away for free in any case, why not just release a fucking demo? That's what will sell the game, the gameplay, not some Day One DLC product pack with a 'unique' beanie.
Apr 12 2012 3:46PM
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