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My Lunch Break

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derekstreesv2
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For lunch i went into the woods smoked a bowl with a friend ate my sandwich(turkey beef BLT super good). As we were exiting the forest we witnessed this fucking awesome car crash. This tuned miata streaked across my view going about 50 the slammed on the breaks going head on in the wrong lane into a pickup truck at around 40mph when the cars collided. speed limit was 20. However there were kids sitting in the bed of the pick up truck one of them my friend may have broke his foot from slamming into the cab he is currently getting it checked. its a miracle that nothing worse happened. To sum it up the pick up murked the mazda. front of the mazda was completely flat and horn was going off. The truck got all fucked up not as bad though.
Apr 9 2012 6:37PM
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Kangbang
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Both guys are idiots
Apr 9 2012 6:39PM
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soulskier
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was everybody ok from the sounds of it it was a pretty gnarly crash
Apr 9 2012 6:40PM
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derekstreesv2
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yea it was fuckin gnarly i stood there for 15 second thinking oh shit thats not good. the noise from the crash was so loud. i think every one will be ok the kids in the bed of the pick up got beet up but they went through the rest of the day fine how ever my friend that was in the pick up bed looks like there may be a bone displaced in his foot. the kid in the miata was very pissed. it could have been way worse. Miata is for sure beyond repair the pick up is probably damaged to where its not worth the money to fix.
Apr 9 2012 6:49PM
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Montville57
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Why didn't that kids foot fly off and go through your face. Now that's a story.
Apr 9 2012 6:50PM
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AC_breezy
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truthfully, I couldn't think of seeing anything scarier while stoned
Apr 9 2012 7:28PM
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PJS.
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lol
Apr 9 2012 7:30PM
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derekstreesv2
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for sure mind blowing especially being high. i thought there was going to be some serious injuries as a result and was about to call 911 to save the day but i didn't have my phone haha.
Apr 10 2012 12:07AM
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ski93
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I've never put three different kinds of meat on the same sandwich. That sounds disgusting now that I think about it
Apr 10 2012 12:14AM
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derekstreesv2
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roast beef and turkey are so good with blts. blts with just bacon are good but i felt like adding some more meat, with meunster giving the sandwich a trivecta with the creamy cheese made the sandwich prime. my parents get super good lunch meats from my butcher and plus dank bread. sandwiches are all about the dank bread.
Apr 10 2012 12:31AM
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spliff.Life
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i legitimately enjoyed this story. first off, i fucking love turkey+BLT, honestly one of my favorites, esp w/ a little bbq sauce and a little sracha (sp) and i love it when im getting baked and witness something such as a car crash from nature haha. All around good story. +k
Apr 10 2012 12:42AM
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derekstreesv2
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I totally understand you, bbq sauce is so good on sandwiches i will sometimes get these gourmet subs at this restaurant. they are so fucking good, here is what is in it Garlic mayo, secret seasoning, jalapeños, chicken, bacon, and jack cheese; toasted on a baguette, topped with lettuce, tomato and ranch dressing. Served with hot BBQ sauce for dipping. the sandwich comes warm with the cheese melted, and the bred is perfectly toasted.
Apr 10 2012 12:58AM
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easiestEC
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Apr 10 2012 1:14AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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when i used to work at a deli i would make myself a roast beef, hamm, pepperoni, and bacon sammich with provolone, cheddar, red pepper and black olives on a Portuguese roll. sometimes i put mac and cheese on it as well.
Apr 10 2012 1:19AM
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