How to make facebook grandma friendly?

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So my grandma recently got a facebook account and added me as a friend. While she's actually quite progressive my facebook is pretty much a collection of drunken photos. I would like her to think there is more to my life than just partying.

If one of you young whipper snappers could explain how I can hide all my bad shit and only show her content I want her to see I would be much obliged. +k

Apr 8 2012 11:57PM

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DUKES

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kill your grandma

Apr 8 2012 11:59PM

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Parrish

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set a privacy setting exception to block her from viewing certain content.

Apr 8 2012 11:59PM

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JIBpsy^^

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put your scrotum in the CD drive.

Apr 8 2012 11:59PM

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edai

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I always thought you were pretty tech savvy, what with all your app coding and what not. I think you can make it so she can only see your wall, and like no photos or posts. I'm not really sure how though, look into the privacy settings.

Apr 9 2012 12:03AM

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JIBpsy^^

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oh i forgot, you gotta write /block:(grandma's Ip)/allow-content:moderate/ on your sack with a sharpie first

Apr 9 2012 12:05AM

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iLLbiLLy

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hmm i added her to restricted but that doesn't really help, cus then I have to make shit public for her to be able to see it (I'd like to keep a low online profile)

Apr 9 2012 12:06AM

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Blake.P

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Don't accept her request? Idk but I definitely would not accept my grandma's request.

Apr 9 2012 12:08AM

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Parrish

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there is a way you can block a certain person from any status, and just set that as a default. then if you ever want her to hear about you going to church or helping out in a soup kitchen unblock that specific post.

Apr 9 2012 12:12AM

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iLLbiLLy

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Yea, its kinda embarrassing... The truth is tho I spend more time on developers.facebook.com than I do on facebook itself. I'm honestly not sure if what I want to accomplish is possible.

Fuck it, hopefully she doesn't actually know how to use it.

Apr 9 2012 12:14AM

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Spinoza

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go to her profile and block her 100% thats what i did with my mom and all of her friends. i cant even search for them

Apr 9 2012 12:15AM

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caucasian_chad

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Block her from seeing all your posts/albums, then selectively unblock what you want her to see when you post it. I do this for some people on FB that I don't want to see my shenanigans (notably my brother).

Apr 9 2012 12:21AM

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ski4fun420

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I am having the same problem with my wife. :)

Apr 9 2012 12:41AM

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BrewskiJr

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Not sure how old you are... but if you're under 21.. .get rid of it.. Trust me. Two of my buddies applying for jobs got their applications torn up cause of shit they had on facebook.

Apr 9 2012 12:44AM

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